u/Conscious_Wave6815

When I was a younger, fresher faced and slimmer mid 20s girlie I worked for an estate agency.

I wasn’t a huge fan of the job but it paid ok.

One of my roles was to do the viewings of houses that we were selling.

It was common for us to take a spare set of keys for the houses we were selling, especially when they were on the market for a while, and just let ourselves in to the property to conduct the viewings.

This avoided the need to constantly ring the owner and ask for us to be let in and out to do viewings.

I remember trying to sell an apartment in the city, owned by a man in his 40s. He was lovely, really polite and pleasant and always offered me a cup of tea or coffee when I popped over.

Because I wasn’t enamoured with the job and because he was pleasant I’d sometimes turn up a little bit before the viewing to catch up with him and chat.

On one occasion I popped over about 15 minutes earlier than the viewing and let myself in and walked around the property to find him.

I saw him in the bathroom in just a towel. Shocked by my arrival he was startled and his towel fell off.

He had a very small flaccid penis, perhaps about 1 inch.

Shocked, red faced, mortified and unable to control my embarrassment I apologised and shut the door.

I remember he was absolutely unphased by it. He laughed, held his towel in front of him and said he wasn’t at all embarrassed and I should be lucky he hadn’t just had a cold shower.

I remember over the course of the next 5 months his apartment wouldn’t sell and I would go over on a weekly basis to do viewings of it.

On perhaps 10 occasions I would come over and he’d be in a towel, or changing and I’d see his dick

He would invite me in and say ‘oh don’t mind me, sorry, just changing’ and get changed with the bedroom door open.

Once he answered the door to me with just his hand covering his penis and invited me in.

The most brazen exhibitionist thing he did was have his towel fall off when making me a drink and then only pick it back up when he’d finished the drink and handed it to me. ‘sorry about that, please don’t look …’ he’d say but then not exactly rush to cover up.

I had a colleague, also a female, mid 20s and attractive go over and she said the same thing happened to her.

Over time it became a quiet, running joke to go over to his apartment and do a viewing to see if they could catch a glimpse of his tiny penis.

Back in my early 20s I went on a girls holiday with my friends.

We went on a boozy abroad holiday where we slept 6 to a room that should’ve only slept 4, and spent our days partying, sunbathing and mostly just being reckless 20 somethings.

At the time, I had a boyfriend and so did 2 other girls, but 3 were single!

In our hotel one night as we got ready we heard the sound of music coming from a room down the corridor.

Spurred on by youthful courage and cheap vodka, one of the girls went to knock on the door to see if there were other party people who might want to come out with us.

I don’t remember how exactly this interaction started but basically we discovered a group of guys in the room next to us, also similar ages, who were here for the same sort of holiday.

The guys and I would come to our room, or we’d go to theirs and we’d just pre drink before going out and get to know one another.

They were a nice enough group of guys and a few of them fancied some of the girls in my group. Being a strait laced good girl I was very cautious not to do anything that would constitute cheating …

As we played drinking games and our inhibitions lowered it was revealed somehow that one guy had a really large penis.

One of the other guys made some remark like ‘Oh yeah but you should see his cock, he’s fucking massive’ causing the other guy to blush.

They would talk openly and honestly about this one friends penis and how big it was, like it was the most normal thing in the world.

This guy had a girlfriend and seemed conflicted by the attention, both loving it and also feeling uncomfortable that he’d be in a position where lots of women were intrigued about his manhood.

I think one night one of my friends asked him to show it off as a punishment for losing a drinking game.

This guy duly obliged and stood on our balcony and pulled his shorts down revealing a very large, obviously flaccid penis.

I can remember this now so many years later. He was a skinny, slightly pale guy and he had an absolute sausage in his boxers! It was halfway down his thighs, girthy, and he also had a very large pendulous set of balls to accompany it.

When he whipped it out me and my friends erupted into fits of laughter, giggles, red faces, wide eyes, dropped jaws and reverie.

Over the course of the holiday we drank and met up with these guys a few more times and we became comfy asking the hung guy to whip his penis out, which he become very comfy doing.

There is somewhere old photos of me and my friends drunk kneeling by his side with his cock out as we all point and look shocked at it.

On countless occasions that holiday we’d ask him to whip his penis out and he’d do it, usually in exchange for a flash or a kiss from one of the girls in our group.

He whipped it out in public in clubs (these clubs on a party holiday would’ve seen far worse), on the beach, and anywhere we asked.

I never flashed or kissed, conscious of my boyfriend back home, but they did see me changing in panties on occasion and also saw me in a bikini a lot.

I don’t remember the last interaction with this group of guys but like all these holidays, you meet people, you leave, you never see them again.

I still think about that skinny, slightly nervous guy with the largest floppy cock I’ve ever seen, slowly pulling his shorts down and letting it swing freely for all of us, drunk on cheap vodka.

My Dad \[53M\] isn’t exactly a nudist however he certainly isn’t fussed about grabbing by a towel whilst naked from the cupboard, or changing with with the door open , or changing outside on holiday when we rent a house.

I’ve had him come into my room and seen his towel fall off and on several occasions he’s taken a good 30 seconds to pick it up or he’s just half heartedly put his hands in front of his penis.

It’s sort of become a bit of a running joke between Mom and I \[52 and 32\] that he’s got a bit of a little dick, which he does.

We’d make various jokes like ‘cold shower was it?’ or ‘we need to buy baby carrots’ or ‘woah what a whopper’ (sarcastically) which caused a laugh from him and a retort back about us.

It only struck me recently that this is very much id a silly little joke between us all and probably not common.

I don’t find nudity offensive and don’t find his body offensive and if anything I’m happy he’s comfy enough to whip it out and not hide it!

I’ve moved into a new house and there’s a corner shop at the bottom of my street. It’s perfect for when I forget bread, milk and other essentials or I just get bored at night and want to treat myself to a snack.

This corner shop is handy for a number of streets near it and because it’s so convenient often people will pop in whilst in their pjs or similar.

The other week I was craving some chocolate and decided to go to the shops. As it’s such a short walk I decided to wear some leggings and a sports bra which is very unlike me. I’m not fat and probably not most people’s idea of chubby but I’m curvy and a sports bra and leggings with some midriff on show is very unlike me.

I got a little rush wearing this as I went to get some chocolate.

More recently as the weather has got warmer and as I’ve got braver I’ve worn a little bit less each time. Tank top and no bra and shorts with flip flops or a sports bra and booty shorts which are a touch too small and show too much skin.

I found the experience if being g stood there with my cheeks nearly out and no bra on really flustering.

I’m busty and I have a professional job, I teach adults in evening school, I’m too old to be walking to the corner shop with so little on…

My Dad [53M] isn’t exactly a nudist however he certainly isn’t fussed about grabbing by a towel whilst naked from the cupboard, or changing with with the door open , or changing outside on holiday when we rent a house.

I’ve had him come into my room and seen his towel fall off and on several occasions he’s taken a good 30 seconds to pick it up or he’s just half heartedly put his hands in front of his penis.

It’s sort of become a bit of a running joke between Mom and I [52 and 32] that he’s got a bit of a little dick, which he does.

We’d make various jokes like ‘cold shower was it?’ or ‘we need to buy baby carrots’ or ‘woah what a whopper’ (sarcastically) which caused a laugh from him and a retort back about us.

It only struck me recently that this is very much id a silly little joke between us all and probably not common.

I don’t find nudity offensive and don’t find his body offensive and if anything I’m happy he’s comfy enough to whip it out and not hide it!

I lived at home until my late 20s before moving out and my younger brother (22-24 in this story) and I had rooms opposite one another with a shower in my room but not his.

It was sort of understood he could use the shower and it wasn’t actually MINE.

One memory I have of living at home was him constantly using my shower, walking over back to his room in a towel then dropping the towel in his room and getting ready with the door open.

You can probably imagine what he was sporting based on the fact I’ve posted in this sub.

On numerous occasions I’d walk upstairs to grab something from my room and he’d be there walking around his room totally nude, door open without a care in the world, often with headphones on.

On one occasion our Mum caught him and jokingly said ‘I’m sure you’re proud of it but put that thing away or shut the door!’

The thing was he wasn’t really trying to ‘show off’ or at least I never got those vibes from him, he just legitimately didn’t care.

Despite being skinny guy he was sporting a very large flaccid member and evidently that means your brain doesn’t register shame or embarassment at the fact your sister might see.

What I found hypocritical is I was put off from walking around the house in booty shorts and a tank top without a bra in summer because I was likely way too ‘showy’ but yet he seemed to largely get away with having his junk fly around with the door open.

Nothing much changed because I visited recently and lo and behold, the same thing happened again.

As an experiment I tried once to get changed with the door open to see how long I could tolerate it. I lasted about 15 seconds before nerves ate me up and I shut the door…

I ask you, why did he never shut the door?

I [32F] was spending the night at my Mum and stepdads house recently and decided late one night to have a shower.

The cupboard for the towels is on the middle floor next to my Mum and stepdads room.

I walked down the stairs from my room towards their room with some airpods in, so unable to hear anything besides my music.

As I walked downstairs and walked towards the linen cupboard my Dad came out of the bathroom next to his bedroom, whilst totally naked.

I looked around instinctively and saw him there holding something (i think toiletries) in both hands.

He clearly wasn’t expecting me and gasped and dropped what he was holding.

Instinctively I looked down and caught a full glimpse of his flaccid, very small penis just putting out between his legs.

Shocked I pulled the cupboard door out and muttered ‘oh erm. sorry… didn’t see anything’ before I grabbed a towel and scampered back upstairs

The next morning over breakfast, expecting him to he embarrassed, he brought it up and talked about it audibly in front of my Mom.

She laughed and joked ‘caught him when it was cold did you?’

I’ve never been so red in all my life…

I (32) moved into a property on my own a few months ago. The property is in a part of town that has a few streets that are a little bit rundown.

Well… let me rephrase that, there’s a big student population in this part of town (and they famously don’t take care of their houses) and the part of town is a little ‘rough around the edges’ as some parts of a city can be.

But, it’s just me and I bought the house so what’s a girl to do?

Anyway, at the end of my street there is a large boarded up abandoned building with some grounds/ gardens in front of it and some large hedges and iron gates separating it from the road.

For some reason this large building and its gardens has become a bit of a magnet for the local drunks, burnouts, down and outs (I’m unsure of the exact term) to use as a place to drink, be a bit lary and just hang out.

I walk that way to get to the shops and I’ve seen the same people about 7-8 times, drinking in the middle of the way.

Oddly, despite being a woman walking alone they haven’t ever once acknowledged me, wolf whistled, cat called or even looked in my direction.

One day, relatively recently, one if the drunks was hanging out in a bmx bike in the gardens, with a can of something in his hand.

He was wearing joggers and as I walked in his direction to turn onto my street I saw him get off his bike.

He must not have tied his jogger very well as they fell down his skinny white legs, revealing the single largest flaccid penis I’d ever seen.

Despite walking on the other side of the road his penis was so strikingly obvious on his skinny frame I did the most cartoonish double take.

This thing was flaccid, girthy and very long… far larger than the erect size of any boyfriend I’d ever had.

He proceeded to partly pull his joggers up but still the first few inches of shaft were visible.

More recently, about a week ago I was walking back late at night to my house and saw the same guy outside in the gardens peeing, with his penis just swinging between his legs and his hands behind his back, letting gravity do the work.

Again, I couldn’t help but notice what he was swinging between his legs, and again, it was comically big for flaccid.

Just yesterday I went into one of the small corner stores that sits at the end of my road and there he was, in there, in joggers that were too low (but covered his penis) buying alcohol.

I stood behind him very nervous waiting to pay but he paid me no heed.

I’m not sure where I’m going with this take suffice to say he has got the single largest, thickest, longest most impressive flaccid penis I’ve ever seen…

A few months ago I (31F)walked into my younger brother’s room (24) at home when he wasn’t there to see what sort of cologne he wore.

I was late getting him a birthday present and said I’d buy him a new bottle of whatever brand he used.

Like most guys he failed to put his brain into gear and tell me which cologne he wanted so when I was visiting I decided to just go in, see for myself and pick one to buy him.

I went in when he wasn’t there and looked on his dresser for a gift idea. He has a few half empty bottles.

It had already been his birthday by this point and there were cards on the nightstand from various friends and family.

Smiling at the fact he saved them I picked a few up and read them.

I then got to the one from his girlfriend which had on the front ‘reasons I love you’ and a box marked ‘your massive cock’ was ticked.

In the card was a handwritten message, most of which I don’t remember but I do remember the line

‘happy birthday to you and that enormous cock! i’ll get both of you some cake for your special day’

the card was then signed off

‘Love you and your massive willy’ before her name in cute girly handwriting.

Blushing uncontrollably I put the card down and walked out, rather wishing I hadn’t bothered to look through the cards.

We share a room right, and I’ve recently started undressing and walking around naked… you’re ok with that right?

I’d like to strip off for you as if we were roommates and see how you react… That’s ok isn’t it? Can’t a straight skinny twink get his dick out?

I’ll get naked in a variety of scenarios and I’ll let you react accordingly.

Comments on my size, especially if you’re much larger, are always appreciated.

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