u/DamageOk4746

I (F24) am a British girl currently studying in the States. My time in the US is coming to an end pretty soon but probably my favourite thing about my time here has been sleeping around and getting guys’ reactions to the bush. Apparently it’s way less common over here than back home across the pond. I mean, part of me suspected that would be the case. I just never realised quite how rare it is!

In my experience, there’s a lot more variety in the UK when it comes to grooming down there, whereas here the default seems to be no hair at all. Most of them have been pretty surprised when the knickers came off but almost all of them seemed to be into it. I guess it’s kind of a novelty lol. As if the accent wasn’t enough. But yeah, it’s been pretty fun!

My brother and I were on the way back from a funeral in Ireland on Sunday night when I noticed a girl I used to know coming down the aisle to use the toilet. We had a pretty awkward falling out and I really didn’t want to talk to her so my socially awkward ass did what any sane person would do in a situation like this and put my head in my brother’s lap and threw a blanket over myself. My brother was wondering what the hell was going on so I told him to just shut up and act natural.

She met my brother a couple of times in the past but didn’t really know him that well so didn’t think there was much chance of her stopping to chat with him, especially if it looked like his girlfriend was giving him oral. As soon as the coast was clear I sat back up and explained to him why I had my head in his lap. 5-10 minutes later she came back down the aisle from the other direction. She didn’t stop to turn around so I figured I was in the clear. But as soon as she returned to her seat she turned back around and we basically locked eyes. She had a look of shock, contempt, disgust(?) on her face.

I don’t know for sure but I’m pretty certain she recognised my brother. And now she thinks I tried to join the mile high club with him!