Went skinny dipping with a group of people and a guy from a church group came back to the pool to drop off a brochure about creationism dinosaurs only to find a bunch of naked people staring at him.
Me (25F) and my kinky group just started a weekly get together at a friend's house to have a naked swim with drinks. There were nine of us and it wasn't even about 15 minutes in where we took our clothes off and got in the water when a guy in a light blue dress shirt and light beige khakis walked up to the fence in the back yard. He held up a brochure, rested on the fence and said "Hi I am with <some church down the road> and we are having an exhibit...Oh, Oh Lord!" and walked away abruptly realizing my friend Sean was standing outside of the pool naked. The church guy probably thought he had a white swimsuit on or something because his legs and butt were pretty pale. Sean walked over and laughed at the pamphlet and read on about how dinosaurs were created by God and were only 6,000 years old. We joked and laughed about it all through the night.