u/Halfsac2466

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Have you ever sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green? 🛑➡️🟢

Me either 👀

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u/Halfsac2466 — 9 hours ago

Me and my wife have recently got into exhibitionism

Me and my wife have been exploring our kinkier sides, and my wife said she has always liked the idea of being watched. So she invited one of her close friends over who agreed to watch (we'll call her Lexie). I was skeptical at first, but wanted to keep an open mind for my wife, and I am glad I did.

Lexie came over and we wanted it to be casual, as if it was just any other ordinary night having a friend over for some drinks. We weren't sure how to initiate it though. Me and my wife keep giving eachother "the look", like we're mentally arguing over who's gonna break the ice. So I say fuck it and decide to pull the trigger.

I pull my cock out of my pants right in front of Lexie. She looks surprised, then aroused. My wife doesn't miss a beat and goes straight down and starts sucking my dick like a pornstar, stroking it with 2 hands, drool dripping down her chin, blowing spit bubbles and deepthroating, and keeping intense eye contact with Lexie the whole time. It was so hot.

After about 10 minutes of that, I pick her up and throw her on the couch. Now it's my turn. I grab her ankles and pin her feet behind her ears, and start eating her pussy like it was my last meal. My wife tells Lexie to stop being shy and come sit next to us on the couch. So now Lexie is seated next to us with her pants around her ankles, rubbing her pussy while I suck on my wife's clit.

By now, my dick is throbbing so hard it feels like its gonna explode. I need her pussy. So we start going at it, switching positions and at one point she's riding me and Lexie starts getting lightly involved, spreading my wife's ass apart and helping her bounce on my dick. My wife is so turned on by it, she screams, "I'm cumming!" and gushes all down my dick and balls.

She hops off and goes back to sucking my dick until I cum in her mouth. Then her and Lexie start making out and swapping my cum back and forth!! And to think we were having boring, vanilla, missionary sex last week and now my wife is swapping my nut with her best friend! I'm so glad we decided to explore our kinks. And my wife just told me she wants me to fuck Lexie next week while she watches! I can't wait

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u/Halfsac2466 — 2 days ago
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I'd like to retract my last post

I'm sorry world. I'd like to retract my last post titled "Unpopular Opinion: drugs reveal who you really are"

It turns out, drugs can make you do bad things. I just robbed my own Mom, stole her car, drove it to the pet store, kicked in the door, and proceeded to shove several gerbils up my ass until climax. But I want to be clear, I'm a good person, the meth made me do it.

Also, I sucked a dick, and I'm not even gay! It was just the meth. Ahhh, goodbye accountability, hello freedom.

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u/Halfsac2466 — 3 days ago
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Unpopular Opinion: Drugs reveal who you really are

Drugs don't turn you into a shitty person, they just reveal the shitty person you've been all along. I've had an on/off relationship with this shit among other vices for 10+ years and have never stolen, robbed, cheated on, lied to, or fucked anybody over (other than myself of course). I go to work, I take care of my family, I pay my bills, and I gets a little high baby.

Some people have been wearing a mask for so long, that they've convinced themselves that they're actually a good person, until they get spun out and the mask slips and they do some slimy shit, and blame it on the drug. And before you say, "Well my Daddy wasn't nice to me!", we've all got shit we got to get over, it doesn't give you an excuse to be an awful person.

Oh, and you were already gay, the meff didn't do that either. 🥴

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u/Halfsac2466 — 4 days ago
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What do you do for work? Do you use before work, during, or after? How much sleep do you typically get before a shift?

To the employed users: Just curious what everybody does for a living, and if you use at/before work or wait til your shift is over? ROA? And whats your sleep schedule look like?

To the unemployed users: What are some jobs you've held in the past, did you use before/during/ or after?

I'm a power line clearance tree climber. My main ROA is oral and I'll typically do .25 in the morning and another .25 after I eat lunch on my "on" days. If I can't get my whole 8 hours of sleep I'll force myself to get at least a couple hours, even I'm just laying there all night, at least I'm resting.

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u/Halfsac2466 — 6 days ago
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I have fun. Wife goes crazy

I never go into full blown psychosis, aside from seeing some shadows here and there when I'm 3-4 nights into a bender. But I never lose my shit, I have a good time all the way thru.

But lately my wife has started going into full blown psychosis on night 1 sometimes. Thinks I'm fucking everything on 2 legs, thinks she hears the neighbors laughing at her and tapping the windows at 3 am, and is convinced that I'm harboring a side piece in the house, right under her nose.

The other night I found some not so hidden cameras throughout the house, and I let her keep them up hoping it would give her some peace of mind while she spun. But now, she'll just stare at her fucking phone all night, watching the cameras, swearing she sees people running around the house and ducking around corners.

Does anybody else have experience with a partner that just goes from 0 to fuckin coo coo immediately? Let me know I'm not the only one

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u/Halfsac2466 — 7 days ago
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I'm actually a really great guy

Me at the tail end of a 6 day bender trying to explain to my wife that her friends are Mossad agents tasked with turning her against me, they're trying to break me and that's why they're all lying to her, telling her that I've made sexual advances toward them on multiple different occasions.

It only happened one time because she left town to go to her Grandma's funeral or something, knowing we already had plans to go to an escape room that weekend, so of course I got mad and hooked up with her best friend, what did she expect?

But I've been watching a lot of Kenny KO shorts on YouTube and read some literature written by an overlooked Austrian painter with some sobering ideologies. I've seen how far the rabbit hole goes.

I know. And they know that I know. And now I know that they know that I know. The 🧃 is loose.

u/Halfsac2466 — 13 days ago
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These are two separate people. It's like they're reading the same script.

u/Halfsac2466 — 24 days ago