u/HarryModeratelyFit

Do you remember when you first got email? Or when you first when into a chatroom? Did you have a silly away message for AOL messenger? For some reason, I started thinking about this and tried to google it. But Google now sucks, so I only found a couple of templates. But still, let’s have fun with a little nostalgia, and see if we mesh well together.

(Obligatory statement: I’m in a long-term committed relationship. It’s complicated. I’m here to meet someone and see what happens.)

Current residence: the Midwest, USA
Were you named after anyone: my dad’s uncle
Favorite lunch meat: turkey
Flip-flops or tennis shoes: tennis shoes
Last thing you ate: taquitos
Hair color: brown and gray
Eye color: brown
Favorite food: fried chicken
Favorite drink: Coke
Favorite music: 80s alternative and new wave or early 2000s alternative rock
Favorite movie: I have several, but I’ll say Army of Shadows right now
Favorite color: Green
What color is your toothbrush: Blue
Choose a super power: Choosing invisibility makes me sound like a perv. So…invisibility 🤪
Last book you read: Sick and Dirty: Hollywood’s Gay Golden Age and the Making of Modern Queerness
Morning person or night owl: my body says I’m a morning person; my heart says I’m a night owl
Summer or winter: Winter. Swamp ass suuuuuuucks
Favorite pizza topping: bacon

I think that’s a good start! If you care to respond, feel free to add other questions!

Do you remember when you first got email? Or when you first when into a chatroom? Did you have a silly away message for AOL messenger? For some reason, I started thinking about this and tried to google it. But Google now sucks, so I only found a couple of templates. But still, let’s have fun with a little nostalgia, and see if we mesh well together.

(Obligatory statement: I’m in a long-term committed relationship. It’s complicated. I’m here to meet someone and see what happens.)

Current residence: the Midwest, USA
Were you named after anyone: my dad’s uncle
Favorite lunch meat: turkey
Flip-flops or tennis shoes: tennis shoes
Last thing you ate: taquitos
Hair color: brown and gray
Eye color: brown
Favorite food: fried chicken
Favorite drink: Coke
Favorite music: 80s alternative and new wave or early 2000s alternative rock
Favorite movie: I have several, but I’ll say Army of Shadows right now
Favorite color: Green
What color is your toothbrush: Blue
Choose a super power: Choosing invisibility makes me sound like a perv. So…invisibility 🤪
Last book you read: Sick and Dirty: Hollywood’s Gay Golden Age and the Making of Modern Queerness
Morning person or night owl: my body says I’m a morning person; my heart says I’m a night owl
Summer or winter: Winter. Swamp ass suuuuuuucks
Favorite pizza topping: bacon

I think that’s a good start! If you care to respond, feel free to add other questions!

It’s been a rough week for some reason. And then I watched a video about this story, and now I’m really in a fuck it all mood. Hedonism rules the day right now.

I’m in a relationship. It’s boring. We barely see each other. When the sex happens, it’s very meh. We should probably split. But that probably won’t happen. So I’m here, and I’m lonely as hell. I’d love to meet some here to chat with and get to know. I’m not afraid of feelings…oh shit, I forgot hedonism rules the day now. Forget feelings; I want titties!

…

I mean, I do. But can’t I want both?

So I’m 5’9. I have brown hair with some gray. Brown eyes. A short beard. A chubby dadbod. Hairy. Still fit though. My type historically would be described as short, thick, and stacked. Chubby moms. BBWs. I want softness.

There. The horny section is done. If you’re still here, wonderful. If you want to send a message, even better! I feel like watching a movie. What should I watch?

I’m a kind, smart, and silly guy. I’m decent looking. Salt and pepper hair, salt and pepper beard, salt and pepper eyes…wait, no. Don’t think that’s possible. Brown eyes! I have brown eyes. And a super sweet dadbod. Nice and comfy for you to rest your head on.

I’m also kinda kinky, kinda pervy, definitely spicy. I’m attracted to all kinds of women, but I am very much into curves. Basically, short, thick, and stacked women always catch my attention. Personality-wise? I’m drawn to someone who isn’t too self-serious. Someone smart and confident.

Like basically everyone here, I’m in a relationship that’s gone stale and passionless. I’m not afraid of feelings, but I’m definitely looking for passion.

I occupy my free time with movies, books, cycling, podcasts, cooking, photography…yeah, I think that’s it. Oh, wait! I forgot the doomscrolling. Is that a hobby? Might as well be considered one. But I balance that out with a steady stream of silly memes and awesome cycling reels. So let’s have some fun and be silly together.

I’m a kind, smart, and silly guy. I’m decent looking. Salt and pepper hair, salt and pepper beard, salt and pepper eyes…wait, no. Don’t think that’s possible. Brown eyes! I have brown eyes. And a super sweet dadbod. Nice and comfy for you to rest your head on.

I’m also kinda kinky, kinda pervy, definitely spicy. I’m attracted to all kinds of women, but I am very much into curves. Basically, short, thick, and stacked women always catch my attention. Personality-wise? I’m drawn to someone who isn’t too self-serious. Someone smart and confident.

Like basically everyone here, I’m in a relationship that’s gone stale and passionless. I’m not afraid of feelings, but I’m definitely looking for passion.

I occupy my free time with movies, books, cycling, podcasts, cooking, photography…yeah, I think that’s it. Oh, wait! I forgot the doomscrolling. Is that a hobby? Might as well be considered one. But I balance that out with a steady stream of silly memes and awesome cycling reels. So let’s have some fun and be silly together.

Is that song in your head now? You’re welcome.

I’m a kind, smart, and silly guy. I’m decent looking. Salt and pepper hair, salt and pepper beard, salt and pepper eyes…wait, no. Don’t think that’s possible. Brown eyes! I have brown eyes. And a super sweet dadbod. Nice and comfy for you to rest your head on.

I’m also kinda kinky, kinda pervy, definitely spicy. I’m attracted to all kinds of women, but I am very much into curves. Basically, short, thick, and stacked women always catch my attention. Personality-wise? I’m drawn to someone who isn’t too self-serious. Someone smart and confident.

Like basically everyone here, I’m in a relationship that’s gone stale and passionless. I’m not afraid of feelings, but I’m definitely looking for passion.

I occupy my free time with movies, books, cycling, podcasts, cooking, photography…yeah, I think that’s it. Oh, wait! I forgot the doomscrolling. Is that a hobby? Might as well be considered one. But I balance that out with a steady stream of silly memes and awesome cycling reels. So let’s have some fun and be silly together.