I love reality dick so much. I love the way it feels in my mouth. I’d suck a room full of them if I could… would anyone provide theirs for a reality dick blowbang for me?
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I love reality dick so much. I love the way it feels in my mouth. I’d suck a room full of them if I could… would anyone provide theirs for a reality dick blowbang for me?

u/JPixie26 — 19 hours ago

A guy I was fucking said I was so good his friends should try me… so I fucked all three of them at the same time

Years ago, back in my slutty era before I met my partner, I used to hook up with a guy who specifically loved slow, sloppy, sensual blow jobs. Loads of spit and eye contact. Just like, really fucking slutty but slow, y’know? The same with sex - slow, deep, dirty talk and eye contact, put your fingers in my mouth while you fuck me and I tell you how good it feels to that kinda thing.

Anyway, one time he told me my head (and my pussy) was so good he had been raving about it to his friends. He said he wanted them to have the chance to experience it and asked if I was down for that. Obviously… me being me, I was. So he arranged for his two best friends to come round the next night.

When they got there they were all pretty chill and we sat in his lounge. To loosen things up before it all started, we smoked a bit of weed together, just chilling and getting nice and relaxed. I was only wearing a white tshirt, one of his - oversized, no bra underneath… and some grey CK panties if I remember right.

Once we were all relaxed, I brought up the reason they were there. I started talking about how I liked to suck cock and while I was telling them, I slipped my hand down my panties and started playing with myself. They all got their cocks out and started stroking themselves while they listened to me. Then, I took off my clothes, and they took off theirs.

I was naked. All three of them were naked. We went into the bedroom and that’s where it started. And I sucked all their cocks at the same time, going around the three of them in that slow, slutty way he liked so much… taking each one deep into my mouth, swirling my tongue, coating them with thick strings of spit while I looked up at them with hungry eyes, moaning and really enjoying myself. I kept switching between their cocks, sucking one while stroking the others, talking about how hot it was. They were feeling me up, their hands all over my tits and ass, fingers playing with my wet pussy, circling my clit and sliding inside me.

Eventually, he started fucking me from behind with those slow, deep thrusts, while I carried on sucking his two friends’ cocks at the same time. And they passed me around, taking turns sliding into my pussy with long, intense strokes, their hands roaming all over my body the whole time, talking dirty the whole time.

This is my favourite bit… when I decided it was time, I laid on my back with my legs apart, playing with myself. And I told all three of them to get close to my face… one on either side and one on the bed above me, kneeling over my head. All three cocks aimed at my face. I told them to try and all cum at the same time.

I whispered while they all stroked themselves... I kept telling them to slow it down, to tease the cum out and try to sync it up. I kept slipping off close to orgasm, closing my eyes, and then looking up at them again, making sure they were still aimed directly at my face. I kept whispering “that’s it, slow, go slow for me. Give me your cum” and I kept rubbing my clit as eventually they all came, roughly at the same time…

Three big fat thick loads rained down on my face at once… it was warm, thick. It splashed across my cheeks, lips, and tongue, so much of it dripping down my cheeks onto the pillow, some of it shooting over my face onto my tits and stomach. I was absolutely covered and I could feel the weight of it all on my face.

I was gasping and giggling as they kept squirting, the hot mess covering me, and eventually I started to cum hard, just as they were finishing. It was so fucking hot. I loved every fucking second of it I’ll never forget it.

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u/JPixie26 — 4 days ago

A guy I was fucking said I was so good his friends should try me…

Years ago, back in my slutty era before I met my partner, I used to hook up with a guy who specifically loved slow, sloppy, sensual blow jobs. Loads of spit and eye contact. Just like, really fucking slutty but slow, y’know?

Anyway, one time he told me my head was so good he had been raving about it to his friends. He said he wanted them to have the chance to experience it and asked if I was down for that. Obviously… me being me, I was. So he arranged for his two best friends to come round the next night.

When they got there they were all pretty chill and we sat in his lounge. To loosen things up before it all started, we smoked a bit of weed together, just chilling and getting nice and relaxed. I was only wearing a white tshirt, one of his - oversized, no bra underneath… and some grey CK panties if I remember right.

Once we were all relaxed, I brought up the reason they were there. I started talking about how I liked to suck cock and while I was telling them, I slipped my hand down my panties and started playing with myself. They all got their cocks out and started stroking themselves while they listened to me. Then, I took off my clothes, and they took off theirs.

I was naked. All three of them were naked. We went into the bedroom and that’s where it started. And I sucked all their cocks at the same time, going around the three of them in that slow, slutty way he liked so much… taking each one deep into my mouth, swirling my tongue, coating them with thick strings of spit while I looked up at them with hungry eyes, moaning and really enjoying myself. I kept switching between their cocks, sucking one while stroking the others, talking about how hot it was. They were feeling me up, their hands all over my tits and ass, fingers playing with my wet pussy.

Eventually, he started fucking me from behind with those slow, deep thrusts, while I carried on sucking his two friends’ cocks at the same time. And they passed me around, taking turns sliding into my pussy with long, deliberate strokes, their hands roaming all over my body the whole time, talking dirty the whole time.

This is my favourite bit… when I decided it was time, I laid on my back with my legs apart, playing with myself. And I told all three of them to get close to my face… one on either side and one on the bed above me, kneeling over my head. All three cocks aimed at my face. I told them to try and all cum at the same time.

I whispered while they all stroked themselves... I kept telling them to slow it down, to tease the cum out and try to sync it up. I kept slipping off close to orgasm, closing my eyes, and then looking up at them again, making sure they were still aimed directly at my face. I kept whispering “that’s it, slow, go slow for me. Give me your cum” and I kept rubbing my clit as eventually they all came, roughly at the same time…

Three big fat thick loads rained down on my face at once… it was warm, thick. It splashed across my cheeks, lips, and tongue, so much of it dripping down my cheeks onto the pillow, some of it shooting over my face onto my tits and stomach. I was absolutely covered and I could feel the weight of it all on my face.

I was gasping and giggling as they kept squirting, the hot mess covering me, and eventually I started to cum hard, just as they were finishing. It was so fucking hot. I loved every fucking second of it I’ll never forget it.

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u/JPixie26 — 5 days ago

32 [F4M] #wiltshire - looking to suck two cocks at once

I’ll preface this -

This is a HYPOTHETICAL post.

I am considering asking my boyfriend if we could open things up. We’ve had a breakthrough recently where he told me he fantasises about me doing a blowbang or sucking another cock.

I’m wondering if we start off with just one other guy so I can suck him and a stranger off together.

Is anyone interested? It would be a simple double blow job, finishing with a double facial, but if the guy is into the idea of eating me out and making me cum with my bf that would be appreciated!

I’m 5”6, petite with small boobs and a big butt. I always get told I have girl next door looks, if that helps…. But I’m a total horny slut behind closed doors.

I DON’T like big dicks. So I want you to be within the range of 4.5 - 6 inches.

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u/JPixie26 — 6 days ago

[31F] home alone, got 30 minutes until my boyfriend gets back from work… AMA about my slutty ways

You heard me. I’ve been gooning all day to porn.

He’ll be home in 30 mins and I’ll be sucking him off the moment he gets in but until then.. AMA.

Anything about the porn I’ve been watching, my sluttiest adventures, my dirtiest fantasies and experiences. Let’s gooooooo

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u/JPixie26 — 14 days ago

[31F] home alone, boyfriend isn’t here, horny watching porn AMA

You get the gist. Bf is at work, I’m home alone, bored, very horny, and watching porn. AMA.

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u/JPixie26 — 21 days ago

31 [F4A] I wanna chat about slutty things I’ve done

I’m 31, in a long term relationship. 9 years and counting.

But before I met my boyfriend, I was a total slut.

Group sex, one night stands, random strangers covering my face in cum.

In just under six years of being sexually active I had a body count well above 100.

I want to chat about it. I want to reminisce.

Let me tell you how much of a whore I used to be.

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u/JPixie26 — 22 days ago

A guy I was fucking said I was so good his friends should try me…

Years ago, back in my slutty era before I met my partner, I used to hook up with a guy who specifically loved slow, sloppy, sensual blow jobs. Loads of spit and eye contact. Just like, really fucking slutty but slow, y’know?

Anyway, one time he told me my head was so good he had been raving about it to his friends. He said he wanted them to have the chance to experience it and asked if I was down for that. Obviously… me being me, I was. So he arranged for his two best friends to come round the next night.

When they got there they were all pretty chill and we sat in his lounge. To loosen things up before it all started, we smoked a bit of weed together, just chilling and getting nice and relaxed. I was only wearing a white tshirt, one of his - oversized, no bra underneath… and some grey CK panties if I remember right.

Once we were all relaxed, I brought up the reason they were there. I started talking about how I liked to suck cock and while I was telling them, I slipped my hand down my panties and started playing with myself. They all got their cocks out and started stroking themselves while they listened to me. Then, I took off my clothes, and they took off theirs.

I was naked. All three of them were naked. We went into the bedroom and that’s where it started. And I sucked all their cocks at the same time, going around the three of them in that slow, slutty way he liked so much… taking each one deep into my mouth, swirling my tongue, coating them with thick strings of spit while I looked up at them with hungry eyes, moaning and really enjoying myself. I kept switching between their cocks, sucking one while stroking the others, talking about how hot it was. They were feeling me up, their hands all over my tits and ass, fingers playing with my wet pussy.

Eventually, he started fucking me from behind with those slow, deep thrusts, while I carried on sucking his two friends’ cocks at the same time. And they passed me around, taking turns sliding into my pussy with long, deliberate strokes, their hands roaming all over my body the whole time, talking dirty the whole time.

This is my favourite bit… when I decided it was time, I laid on my back with my legs apart, playing with myself. And I told all three of them to get close to my face… one on either side and one on the bed above me, kneeling over my head. All three cocks aimed at my face. I told them to try and all cum at the same time.

I whispered while they all stroked themselves... I kept telling them to slow it down, to tease the cum out and try to sync it up. I kept slipping off close to orgasm, closing my eyes, and then looking up at them again, making sure they were still aimed directly at my face. I kept whispering “that’s it, slow, go slow for me. Give me your cum” and I kept rubbing my clit as eventually they all came, roughly at the same time…

Three big fat thick loads rained down on my face at once… it was warm, thick. It splashed across my cheeks, lips, and tongue, so much of it dripping down my cheeks onto the pillow, some of it shooting over my face onto my tits and stomach. I was absolutely covered and I could feel the weight of it all on my face.

I was gasping and giggling as they kept squirting, the hot mess covering me, and eventually I started to cum hard, just as they were finishing. It was so fucking hot. I loved every fucking second of it I’ll never forget it.

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u/JPixie26 — 23 days ago

A guy I was fucking said I was so good his friends should try me…

Years ago, back in my slutty era before I met my partner, I used to hook up with a guy who specifically loved slow, sloppy, sensual blow jobs. Loads of spit and eye contact. Just like, really fucking slutty but slow, y’know?

Anyway, one time he told me my head was so good he had been raving about it to his friends. He said he wanted them to have the chance to experience it and asked if I was down for that. Obviously… me being me, I was. So he arranged for his two best friends to come round the next night.

When they got there they were all pretty chill and we sat in his lounge. To loosen things up before it all started, we smoked a bit of weed together, just chilling and getting nice and relaxed. I was only wearing a white tshirt, one of his - oversized, no bra underneath… and some grey CK panties if I remember right.

Once we were all relaxed, I brought up the reason they were there. I started talking about how I liked to suck cock and while I was telling them, I slipped my hand down my panties and started playing with myself. They all got their cocks out and started stroking themselves while they listened to me. Then, I took off my clothes, and they took off theirs.

I was naked. All three of them were naked. We went into the bedroom and that’s where it started. And I sucked all their cocks at the same time, going around the three of them in that slow, slutty way he liked so much… taking each one deep into my mouth, swirling my tongue, coating them with thick strings of spit while I looked up at them with hungry eyes, moaning and really enjoying myself. I kept switching between their cocks, sucking one while stroking the others, talking about how hot it was. They were feeling me up, their hands all over my tits and ass, fingers playing with my wet pussy.

Eventually, he started fucking me from behind with those slow, deep thrusts, while I carried on sucking his two friends’ cocks at the same time. And they passed me around, taking turns sliding into my pussy with long, deliberate strokes, their hands roaming all over my body the whole time, talking dirty the whole time.

This is my favourite bit… when I decided it was time, I laid on my back with my legs apart, playing with myself. And I told all three of them to get close to my face… one on either side and one on the bed above me, kneeling over my head. All three cocks aimed at my face. I told them to try and all cum at the same time.

I whispered while they all stroked themselves... I kept telling them to slow it down, to tease the cum out and try to sync it up. I kept slipping off close to orgasm, closing my eyes, and then looking up at them again, making sure they were still aimed directly at my face. I kept whispering “that’s it, slow, go slow for me. Give me your cum” and I kept rubbing my clit as eventually they all came, roughly at the same time…

Three big fat thick loads rained down on my face at once… it was warm, thick. It splashed across my cheeks, lips, and tongue, so much of it dripping down my cheeks onto the pillow, some of it shooting over my face onto my tits and stomach. I was absolutely covered and I could feel the weight of it all on my face.

I was gasping and giggling as they kept squirting, the hot mess covering me, and eventually I started to cum hard, just as they were finishing. It was so fucking hot. I loved every fucking second of it I’ll never forget it.

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u/JPixie26 — 27 days ago

[31F] Years ago the guy I was hooking up with said I felt so good he wanted his friends to experience me… so I let them

Years ago, I used to hook up with a guy who specifically loved slow, sloppy, sensual blow jobs. Loads of spit and eye contact. Just like, really fucking slutty but slow, y’know?

Anyway, one time he told me my head was so good he had been raving about it to his friends. He said he wanted them to have the chance to experience it and asked if I was down for that. Obviously… me being me, I was. So he arranged for his two best friends to come round the next night.

When they got there they were all pretty chill and we sat in his lounge. To loosen things up before it all started, we smoked a bit of weed together, just chilling and getting nice and relaxed. I was only wearing a white tshirt, one of his - oversized, no bra underneath… and some grey CK panties if I remember right.

Once we were all relaxed, I brought up the reason they were there. I started talking about how I liked to suck cock and while I was telling them, I slipped my hand down my panties and started playing with myself. They all got their cocks out and started stroking themselves while they listened to me. Then, I took off my clothes, and they took off theirs.

I was naked. All three of them were naked. We went into the bedroom and that’s where it started. And I sucked all their cocks at the same time, going around the three of them in that slow, slutty way he liked so much… taking each one deep into my mouth, swirling my tongue, coating them with thick strings of spit while I looked up at them with hungry eyes, moaning and really enjoying myself. I kept switching between their cocks, sucking one while stroking the others, talking about how hot it was. They were feeling me up, their hands all over my tits and ass, fingers playing with my wet pussy.

Eventually, he started fucking me from behind with those slow, deep thrusts, while I carried on sucking his two friends’ cocks at the same time. And they passed me around, taking turns sliding into my pussy with long, deliberate strokes, their hands roaming all over my body the whole time, talking dirty the whole time.

This is my favourite bit… when I decided it was time, I laid on my back with my legs apart, playing with myself. And I told all three of them to get close to my face… one on either side and one on the bed above me, kneeling over my head. All three cocks aimed at my face. I told them to try and all cum at the same time.

I whispered while they all stroked themselves... I kept telling them to slow it down, to tease the cum out and try to sync it up. I kept slipping off close to orgasm, closing my eyes, and then looking up at them again, making sure they were still aimed directly at my face. I kept whispering “that’s it, slow, go slow for me. Give me your cum” and I kept rubbing my clit as eventually they all came, roughly at the same time…

Three big fat thick loads rained down on my face at once… it was warm, thick. It splashed across my cheeks, lips, and tongue, so much of it dripping down my cheeks onto the pillow, some of it shooting over my face onto my tits and stomach. I was absolutely covered and I could feel the weight of it all on my face.

I was gasping and giggling as they kept squirting, the hot mess covering me, and eventually I started to cum hard, just as they were finishing. It was so fucking hot. I loved every fucking second of it I’ll never forget it.

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u/JPixie26 — 27 days ago

Years ago the guy I was hooking up with said I felt so good he wanted his friends to experience me… so I let them

Years ago, I used to hook up with a guy who specifically loved slow, sloppy, sensual blow jobs. Loads of spit and eye contact. Just like, really fucking slutty but slow, y’know?

Anyway, one time he told me my head was so good he had been raving about it to his friends. He said he wanted them to have the chance to experience it and asked if I was down for that. Obviously… me being me, I was. So he arranged for his two best friends to come round the next night.

When they got there they were all pretty chill and we sat in his lounge. To loosen things up before it all started, we smoked a bit of weed together, just chilling and getting nice and relaxed. I was only wearing a white tshirt, one of his - oversized, no bra underneath… and some grey CK panties if I remember right.

Once we were all relaxed, I brought up the reason they were there. I started talking about how I liked to suck cock and while I was telling them, I slipped my hand down my panties and started playing with myself. They all got their cocks out and started stroking themselves while they listened to me. Then, I took off my clothes, and they took off theirs.

I was naked. All three of them were naked. We went into the bedroom and that’s where it started. And I sucked all their cocks at the same time, going around the three of them in that slow, slutty way he liked so much… taking each one deep into my mouth, swirling my tongue, coating them with thick strings of spit while I looked up at them with hungry eyes, moaning and really enjoying myself. I kept switching between their cocks, sucking one while stroking the others, talking about how hot it was. They were feeling me up, their hands all over my tits and ass, fingers playing with my wet pussy.

Eventually, he started fucking me from behind with those slow, deep thrusts, while I carried on sucking his two friends’ cocks at the same time. And they passed me around, taking turns sliding into my pussy with long, deliberate strokes, their hands roaming all over my body the whole time, talking dirty the whole time.

This is my favourite bit… when I decided it was time, I laid on my back with my legs apart, playing with myself. And I told all three of them to get close to my face… one on either side and one on the bed above me, kneeling over my head. All three cocks aimed at my face. I told them to try and all cum at the same time.

I whispered while they all stroked themselves... I kept telling them to slow it down, to tease the cum out and try to sync it up. I kept slipping off close to orgasm, closing my eyes, and then looking up at them again, making sure they were still aimed directly at my face. I kept whispering “that’s it, slow, go slow for me. Give me your cum” and I kept rubbing my clit as eventually they all came, roughly at the same time…

Three big fat thick loads rained down on my face at once… it was warm, thick. It splashed across my cheeks, lips, and tongue, so much of it dripping down my cheeks onto the pillow, some of it shooting over my face onto my tits and stomach. I was absolutely covered and I could feel the weight of it all on my face.

I was gasping and giggling as they kept squirting, the hot mess covering me, and eventually I started to cum hard, just as they were finishing. It was so fucking hot. I loved every fucking second of it I’ll never forget it.

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u/JPixie26 — 28 days ago

Sex so good my FWB wanted his friends to experience me…

Years ago, I used to hook up with a guy who specifically loved slow, sloppy, sensual blow jobs. Loads of spit and eye contact. Just like, really fucking slutty but slow, y’know?

Anyway, one time he told me my head was so good he had been raving about it to his friends. He said he wanted them to have the chance to experience it and asked if I was down for that. Obviously… me being me, I was. So he arranged for his two best friends to come round the next night.

When they got there they were all pretty chill and we sat in his lounge. To loosen things up before it all started, we smoked a bit of weed together, just chilling and getting nice and relaxed. I was only wearing a white tshirt, one of his - oversized, no bra underneath… and some grey CK panties if I remember right.

Once we were all relaxed, I brought up the reason they were there. I started talking about how I liked to suck cock and while I was telling them, I slipped my hand down my panties and started playing with myself. They all got their cocks out and started stroking themselves while they listened to me. Then, I took off my clothes, and they took off theirs.

I was naked. All three of them were naked. We went into the bedroom and that’s where it started. And I sucked all their cocks at the same time, going around the three of them in that slow, slutty way he liked so much… taking each one deep into my mouth, swirling my tongue, coating them with thick strings of spit while I looked up at them with hungry eyes, moaning and really enjoying myself. I kept switching between their cocks, sucking one while stroking the others, talking about how hot it was. They were feeling me up, their hands all over my tits and ass, fingers playing with my wet pussy.

Eventually, he started fucking me from behind with those slow, deep thrusts, while I carried on sucking his two friends’ cocks at the same time. And they passed me around, taking turns sliding into my pussy with long, deliberate strokes, their hands roaming all over my body the whole time, talking dirty the whole time.

This is my favourite bit… when I decided it was time, I laid on my back with my legs apart, playing with myself. And I told all three of them to get close to my face… one on either side and one on the bed above me, kneeling over my head. All three cocks aimed at my face. I told them to try and all cum at the same time.

I whispered while they all stroked themselves... I kept telling them to slow it down, to tease the cum out and try to sync it up. I kept slipping off close to orgasm, closing my eyes, and then looking up at them again, making sure they were still aimed directly at my face. I kept whispering “that’s it, slow, go slow for me. Give me your cum” and I kept rubbing my clit as eventually they all came, roughly at the same time…

Three big fat thick loads rained down on my face at once… it was warm, thick. It splashed across my cheeks, lips, and tongue, so much of it dripping down my cheeks onto the pillow, some of it shooting over my face onto my tits and stomach. I was absolutely covered and I could feel the weight of it all on my face.

I was gasping and giggling as they kept squirting, the hot mess covering me, and eventually I started to cum hard, just as they were finishing. It was so fucking hot. I loved every fucking second of it I’ll never forget it.

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u/JPixie26 — 28 days ago
▲ 100 r/NSFWIAMA

I [31F] was a MEGAslut. I fucked (I think…) 118 guys in a 6 year period. AMA.

I’ve always been a very sexual person, ever since my first encounter aged 15. But between 16 and 22 I was absolutely wild.

I used to actively go out of my way to fuck anyone I found remotely attractive, and my best guess at a body count is 118 guys and 27 girls.

I had multiple threesomes, both BBG and GBG. I went to orgies. I had sex with 8 different guys in one night and had BBBG sessions on more than one occasion (both planned, and spontaneous, including once in a Spanish a nightclub bathroom).

I used to use sex to get what I wanted. I would use it as a way to get people to do me favours, to get out of paying for things, sometimes even for a place to sleep for the night after a messy night out.

I fucked married men (knowingly) which I kinda regret, but also, it turns me on to think about it. I had an 8 month fling with a friend who had a girlfriend because she wouldn’t suck his dick and I didn’t think that was fair… so I did it instead.

There are SO many slutty stories I can tell, so many morally grey things I did before I settled down with my now-boyfriend and transitioned from being anyone’s slut… to being HIS slut.

I love talking about the old days. Reminiscing. Reliving things through telling others. Even fantasising about the things I didn’t get to do back then that I still would if I had the chance.

I’d love it if you’d ask me about it all.

AMA.

>Ending this now as I have to go to bed! You can keep asking questions but I won’t answer right away. Thank you everyone!

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u/JPixie26 — 28 days ago

When I was 19 I fucked a handyman because I couldn’t afford to pay him

Me and my boyfriend recently bought our first house and he’s been doing a lot of the renovation work himself. He’s started wearing proper builder’s overalls and every single time I see him in them it instantly takes me back to when I was 19 and makes me stupidly horny.

I got drunk one night, fell over and cracked a huge built-in wardrobe mirror in my room and panicked the next day because we’d already been awful tenants. Instead of telling the landlord I texted his handyman and desperately asked for help. He came round to look at the damage and quoted me £150 to fix it quietly.

I didn’t have enough money… so, as I often did back then when I was deep in my slutty era, I turned to the only thing I knew would probably work. I offered to suck his cock if he’d do it for £85, as that’s the only money I had.

He was married and properly hesitant at first. He said there was no chance. So..

I started begging. I offered more. I said he could fuck me. He could cum wherever he wanted and that I’d never say a word to ANYONE. I started getting closer to him, I started taking off my clothes. Eventually he caved, and he unzipped his overalls, the same type my boyfriend has been wearing… and he took out his cock.

I did what I had to do, what I needed to do… I dropped to my knees and I took his sweaty, throbbing cock into my mouth through the flies on his overalls. I sucked, licked, slurped, swirled my tongue around the tip, took his balls into my mouth as I worked his shaft with my hand. All the while looking up at him with lust and gratitude in my eyes until eventually I reminded him it didn’t have to stop there. That he could fuck me. I asked him to.

And he did. He took his overalls off and fucked me up against my bedroom wall and over my desk, hard, pounding me from behind until he said he was close and he was going to cum.

Within 10 minutes of me first seducing him I found myself sat on the floor, dripping with cum, watching him measure up the glass once he was done.

He said if I kept it between us he’d do the whole thing for free and a few days later he came back and replaced the mirror.

Would you have caved?

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u/JPixie26 — 29 days ago

When I was 19 I fucked a handyman because I couldn’t afford to pay him

Me and my boyfriend recently bought our first house and he’s been doing a lot of the renovation work himself. He’s started wearing proper builder’s overalls and every single time I see him in them it instantly takes me back to when I was 19 and makes me stupidly horny.

I got drunk one night, fell over and cracked a huge built-in wardrobe mirror in my room and panicked the next day because we’d already been awful tenants. Instead of telling the landlord I texted his handyman and desperately asked for help. He came round to look at the damage and quoted me £150 to fix it quietly.

I didn’t have enough money… so, as I often did back then when I was deep in my slutty era, I turned to the only thing I knew would probably work. I offered to suck his cock if he’d do it for £85, as that’s the only money I had.

He was married and properly hesitant at first. So.. I started begging. I offered more. I said he could fuck me. He could cum wherever he wanted and that I’d never say a word to ANYONE. I started getting closer to him, I started taking off my clothes. Eventually he caved, and he unzipped his overalls, the same type my boyfriend has been wearing… and he took out his cock.

I did what I had to do, what I needed to do… I sucked his cock, I let him fuck me up against my bedroom wall and over my desk, and then I sat on the floor, dripping with cum, and watched him measure up the glass once he was done.

He said if I kept it between us he’d do the whole thing for free and a few days later he came back and replaced the mirror.

Would you have caved?

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u/JPixie26 — 29 days ago

When I was [19F] I fucked a handyman because I couldn’t afford to pay him

Me and my boyfriend recently bought our first house and he’s been doing a lot of the renovation work himself. He’s started wearing proper builder’s overalls and every single time I see him in them it instantly takes me back to when I was 19 and makes me stupidly horny.

I got drunk one night, fell over and cracked a huge built-in wardrobe mirror in my room and panicked the next day because we’d already been awful tenants. Instead of telling the landlord I texted his handyman and desperately asked for help. He came round to look at the damage and quoted me £150 to fix it quietly.

I didn’t have enough money… so, as I often did back then when I was deep in my slutty era, I turned to the only thing I knew would probably work. I offered to suck his cock if he’d do it for £85, as that’s the only money I had.

He was married and properly hesitant at first. So.. I started begging. I offered more. I said he could fuck me. He could cum wherever he wanted and that I’d never say a word to ANYONE. I started getting closer to him, I started taking off my clothes. Eventually he caved, and he unzipped his overalls, the same type my boyfriend has been wearing… and he took out his cock.

I did what I had to do, what I needed to do… I sucked his cock, I let him fuck me up against my bedroom wall and over my desk, and then I sat on the floor, dripping with cum, and watched him measure up the glass once he was done.

He said if I kept it between us he’d do the whole thing for free and a few days later he came back and replaced the mirror.

Would you have caved?

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u/JPixie26 — 29 days ago

31 [F4A] I wanna chat about slutty things I’ve done

I’m 31, in a long term relationship. 9 years and counting.

But before I met my boyfriend, I was a total slut.

Group sex, one night stands, random strangers covering my face in cum.

In just under six years of being sexually active I had a body count well above 100. I did things that would make porn stars jealous.

I want to chat about it. I want to reminisce.

Let me tell you how much of a whore I used to be.

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u/JPixie26 — 1 month ago

31 [F4A] I wanna chat about slutty things I’ve done

I’m 31, in a long term relationship. 9 years and counting.

But before I met my boyfriend, I was a total slut.

Group sex, one night stands, random strangers covering my face in cum.

In just under six years of being sexually active I had a body count well above 100. I did things that would make porn stars jealous.

I want to chat about it. I want to reminisce.

Let me tell you how much of a whore I used to be.

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u/JPixie26 — 1 month ago

I had sex with EIGHT different guys in one night at a party

Probably my sluttiest ever moment.

Years ago when I was a student I was an absolute slut and one night I found myself at an end of year dorm party.

People were hooking up everywhere, it was VERY sexually charged, and I was chatting to these guys for a while getting more and more drunk. I ended up going into a room with three of them and they fucked me together.

Once they were done, though, and I was cleaning myself up, another two guys showed up at the door and asked if they could keep the party going.

Being the sex crazed whore I was I invited them in and had a second round with both of them and then, once THOSE guys finished, three more guys turned up and I fucked them, too.

I sucked and fucked 8 guys, had more orgasms than I could count, and took all their loads like an absolute cum rag.

Would I do it again?

Fuck yeah. I get off to the hazy, drunken memories of that night all the time.

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u/JPixie26 — 1 month ago

I had sex with EIGHT different guys in one night at a party

Probably my sluttiest ever moment.

Years ago when I was a student I was an absolute slut and one night I found myself at an end of year dorm party.

People were hooking up everywhere, it was VERY sexually charged, and I was chatting to these guys for a while getting more and more drunk. I ended up going into a room with three of them and they fucked me together.

Once they were done, though, and I was cleaning myself up, another two guys showed up at the door and asked if they could keep the party going.

Being the sex crazed whore I was I invited them in and had a second round with both of them and then, once THOSE guys finished, three more guys turned up and I fucked them, too.

I sucked and fucked 8 guys, had more orgasms than I could count, and took all their loads like an absolute cum rag.

Would I do it again?

Fuck yeah. I get off to the hazy, drunken memories of that night all the time.

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u/JPixie26 — 1 month ago