u/Legit_Resistance

Local only.

I do not respond to message requests with just "hi" or "asl". But please include your asl in your message request. I will not chat with 20 yos.

Looking for someone to be friends with and slowly take thing further if they get there. Ideal person: married with kids, close to my age. Has a sense of humor. Has emotional intelligence. Knows how to communicate. Can't build anything with 1 or 2 Messages a day. Idgaf what you do for a living, treat me like an employee conversation ends. Not into playing games. Someone local so if we hit it off we can eventually get together frequently.

I am not a prostitute no you can't pay me to have sex with you or jerk you off, I'm also notabot.

Calling me bitch ends conversation.

I wfh so I can chat most of the day. I prefer telegram eventually. I don't want to stay on reddit forever.

DB, DDF, OPSEC

If your personality of the color is beige move along. I'm not looking for endless chats. Want 1 local guy to take me off the market and get off reddit.

Please state your asl in message. I will not chat anyone in their teens,20s or 60+. Only interested in married men, not single, live in girlfriends. Preferable dad's, you understand the grind of parenting. Not into cake eaters. Looking for someone to fill what I'm missing, I'm not leaving my spouse and you aren't leaving yours.

I'm super busy, you're busy. We chat when we can, but we let each other know. I enjoy reading books. Talking about movies, TV shows. I do not know much about sports. Let's skip the politics and religion topics, no reason for that in this situation. Really don't care how you believe, keep it to yourself.

I will ghost you if I get unprovoked dick pics, you are condescending, rude, disappear for multiple days and just randomly show back up, bring up sex within the first 10 messages. I am not interested in butt pics either. Didn't think that needed to be said, but here we are.

Update: calling me bitch in your first 4 words to a message request to me doesn't get a response but it does get a block.

DB, DDF, OPSEC

If your personality of the color is beige move along.

Please state your asl in message. I will not chat anyone in their teens,20s or 60+. Only interested in married men, not single, live in girlfriends. Preferable dad's, you understand the grind of parenting. Not into cake eaters. Looking for someone to fill what I'm missing, I'm not leaving my spouse and you aren't leaving yours.

I'm super busy, you're busy. We chat when we can, but we let each other know. I enjoy reading books. Talking about movies, TV shows. I do not know much about sports. Let's skip the politics and religion topics, no reason for that in this situation. Really don't care how you believe, keep it to yourself.

I will ghost you if I get unprovoked dick pics, you are condescending, rude, disappear for multiple days and just randomly show back up, bring up sex within the first 10 messages. I am not interested in butt pics either. Didn't think that needed to be said, but here we are.

Update: calling me bitch in your first 4 words to a message request to me doesn't get a response but it does get a block.

DB, DDF, OPSEC

Please state your asl in message. I will not chat anyone in their teens,20s or 60+. Only interested in married men, not single, live in girlfriends. Preferable dad's, you understand the grind of parenting. Not into cake eaters. Looking for someone to fill what I'm missing, I'm not leaving my spouse and you aren't leaving yours.

I'm super busy, you're busy. We chat when we can, but we let each other know. I enjoy reading books. Talking about movies, TV shows. I do not know much about sports. Let's skip the politics and religion topics, no reason for that in this situation. Really don't care how you believe, keep it to yourself.

I will ghost you if I get unprovoked dick pics, you are condescending, rude, disappear for multiple days and just randomly show back up, bring up sex within the first 10 messages.