Should I be embarrassed to go shirtless at the beach?
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Should I be embarrassed to go shirtless at the beach?

I’ve always been insecure about my hairless torso and big titties. Should I be? It’s been a source of insecurity for me. I can only grow a little blond peach fuzz around my nipples..

u/NoSteak3322 — 1 day ago
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Pale blond guy

Never grew any hair on my chest or belly. If you like hairless tiddies I’m your guy. Not sure if my little ones are big enough for this sub though…

u/NoSteak3322 — 13 days ago

My nub and balls have always been small.

I didn’t start puberty until 16. My junk is undersized and I’m pale and almost hairless. I think I’m like a eunuch. I only produce a small amount of clear semen from my little balls. Could be the mumps I had when I was 12. I do love to get sucked off though. I had dry orgasms until I was 18. I’m over 40 now and still tiny.

u/NoSteak3322 — 1 month ago

Hotwife pregnancy

I don’t share this story with too many people because of the judgement, but I feel it’s probably safe here.
Seven years ago my wife went on a girl’s trip to New Orleans. We always dabbled in the hotwife lifestyle and had a few hookups together with other men, but outside of a few hookups she’s usually with me during them.
This particular girl’s trip she had just gone off the pill because we wanted to have another child. She didn’t plan anything, but one evening got really drunk at the hotel bar while hanging out with two guys there. Well the alcohol took over and she ended up going up to her hotel room with them. She said they DVP’d her several times that night as well as taking her solo and left in the morning. She never got their last names, only knew them as Keith and Eric.
When she came home she told me everything and that they took her raw. I chastised her a bit about the STI risks and we got her tested. Luckily she was ok. Sure enough 7 weeks later she had not had a period and the pregnancy test came out positive. She thought I might be upset but I was very turned on by the possibility of her being knocked up by complete strangers. I relived the details of her hookup over and over in my head and we even had one of our regular friends over to help me recreate the scenario with her directing us in a DVP. I was so turned on by this that we hooked up several more times with him and other friends to recreate it. After about 3 months we decided to do a paternity test and were happy to see it wasn’t mine. Now she had a true slut pregnancy and she flaunted it. She walked around in a bikini for most of the nine months answering the door for delivery drivers, wearing just that when we had friends over and going to the beach a lot. We continued to have threesomes with our male friends as well almost up to the delivery date.
Our beautiful daughter was born healthy and beautiful and even has blonde hair like me, so it’s easy to just tell people she favors me, which she does a little. Only we know the truth (and a couple of intimate friends) We have no idea who the dad was as she never even got their last name, although Eric was the blond guy. AMA… thanks for listening.

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u/NoSteak3322 — 2 months ago

My daughter isn’t mine. This is why.

My wife and I have always had a semi-open relationship. Most of the time if another guy fucks her, I’m present. 7 years ago was an exception. She went on a girl’s trip to New Orleans and got pretty loaded at the hotel bar. She got to talking and drinking with two guys and next thing you know she was going up to her hotel room with them. She said they stripped her naked and had sex with her all night including DVPing her raw several times. She had gone off her birth control shortly before the trip because we were trying for another child. When she got home she told me every detail of how they fucked her, she just never got more than their first names, Keith and Eric.
Well sure as shit, 7 weeks later and it was confirmed she was knocked up. We waited a few more weeks and got her tested and there was no way it was mine. That night we went home and we fucked like animals while I told her what a hot, beautiful slut she was. From that point on she flaunted her slut pregnancy. She spread her legs every chance she got with guys we knew and told all our swinger friends about how a stranger knocked her up. I loved every minute of it.
Our beautiful daughter was born with blonde hair, which is good because I’ve got blonde hair. Nobody doubts she favors me because of this. I signed the birth certificate as if she were mine and every time I look at her it’s a beautiful reminder of my wife’s sexy trip.

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u/NoSteak3322 — 2 months ago

Wife about to give birth, not mine…

My wife went on a girl’s trip late last summer and met two guys at the hotel bar. They ended up going to her hotel room and DVPing her several times throughout the night. She was off the pill because we were planning on having another child and they both fucked her raw. We found out in October that she was pregnant and in December did a test and it’s definitely not mine. It’s undoubtedly one of the two guys. She doesn’t know who they were. Only got their first names so they’re out of the picture. We are both more than okay with raising this baby as our own. My wife is hot. Many guys desire her and many have had their way with her. I’m more than okay with this pregnancy. AMA ….

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u/NoSteak3322 — 2 months ago

My slut wife got banged DVP style by two dudes she picked up on her girl’s trip. No idea which one was the daddy. She’s ready to pop now.

u/NoSteak3322 — 2 months ago
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Don’t know if I’m too thick to be a twink or too soft to be a twunk… naturally hairless.

u/NoSteak3322 — 2 months ago