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Diving in a lake?? I’m good, I’ll pass. Diving in the ocean?? I start planning my funeral. Diving between your thighs on the other hand… is one of my favorite past times.

Now, I may be afraid of open water, but this diver certainly isn’t afraid of getting wet. No case of the bends here… unless we’re talking about your knees. I also absolutely hate not seeing the bottom. In fact, I’d prefer yours close up in my face.

Let’s stay away from the ocean, strip off our wetsuits and engage in some proper diving. I want to dive until you tap out, no CPR necessary. I can even practice my hand signals on you, communication is a must at such depths!

If you’re interested in nearly drowning this handsome 34 year old diver, send me a message. I may be afraid of open water but I’m certain we’ll love exploring some new depths together.

They say nothing tastes better than forbidden fruit. Is it the excitement that comes from knowing it’s taboo? Is it the tension that builds with each waiting moment? Is it the spark of desire, the passion, the connection that ignites this part of you that you’ve felt disconnected from?

I’m looking to rekindle that spark. Find that passion and feel desired for once in many years. I know i have it within me and know it’s definitely within you… we just need to find it again.

Seeking someone who craves forbidden fruit. Who values privacy and deep intimacy. Personally, I am of average height with above average features. Dark eyes that pierce your soul, an athletic frame and a smile that gets me in trouble more than I’d like to admit. Located in the Portland metro area and hope you are too.

If this intrigues you, you know what to do. I look forward to meeting you soon.

They say nothing tastes better than forbidden fruit. Is it the excitement that comes from knowing it’s taboo? Is it the tension that builds with each waiting moment? Is it the spark of desire, the passion, the connection that ignites this part of you that you’ve felt disconnected from?

I’m looking to rekindle that spark. Find that passion and feel desired for once in many years. I know i have it within me and know it’s definitely within you… we just need to find it again.

Seeking someone who craves forbidden fruit. Who values privacy and deep intimacy. Personally, I am of average height with above average features. Dark eyes that pierce your soul, an athletic frame and a smile that gets me in trouble more than I’d like to admit.

If this intrigues you, you know what to do. I look forward to meeting you soon.

Howdy. (Do folks actually say that here unironically?)

I’m going to be visiting your city for the next few days and am hoping to enjoy a taste of the local fare.

Of course, I’m a big fan of fine dining. Im a connoisseur of different cuisines as long as the meal is fresh and well prepared. Personally… I love to eat with my fingers but am also down to use any other utensils to ensure ultimate satisfaction per chef’s request.

I’m a gracious guest and will show immense appreciation by completing my meal. I just may ask for seconds, especially if my meal is finger licking good. I know this may not be everyone’s favorite dish, but I’d do also love a tossed salad for dessert… but only per the chef’s recommendation.

A little about me: I will be staying in an Airbnb near Fort Worth until Sunday but am willing to travel for the right restaurant. I’m average height, fit and athletic, weighing in at 185 pounds. I have light brown eyes, a short trimmed beard and a smile that gets me in trouble.

If you’re interested in helping a traveler experience the local gastronomy, message me with some of your favorite menu items. Let me know your availability so I can reserve a table as soon as possible as I know the best feasts book out early.

Bon appetit!

Im flying into DFW for the football, but let’s be honest, a man cannot live on soccer alone.

I have a weakness for things that are layered. Complex on the surface, a little unexpected underneath, and better the longer you spend with them. I’m not interested in anything that comes pre-packaged or reheated. I want something fresh, made with care, with a little heat and a good finish that stays with you.

I’m the kind of person who reads the whole menu before deciding, asks the server what they’re excited about, and always saves room for dessert. Never in a hurry. Always grateful for a generous pour.

If you’re local and you’d like to show a visitor where the hidden gems are… I think we’d get along just fine. Come as you are, bring your appetite, and let’s see what this city is really serving up.

Tell me what’s on your menu and let’s see if our tastes line up.

Im flying into DFW for the football, but let’s be honest, a man cannot live on soccer alone.

I have a weakness for things that are layered. Complex on the surface, a little unexpected underneath, and better the longer you spend with them. I’m not interested in anything that comes pre-packaged or reheated. I want something fresh, made with care, with a little heat and a good finish that stays with you.

I’m the kind of person who reads the whole menu before deciding, asks the server what they’re excited about, and always saves room for dessert. Never in a hurry. Always grateful for a generous pour.

If you’re local and you’d like to show a visitor where the hidden gems are… I think we’d get along just fine. Come as you are, bring your appetite, and let’s see what this city is really serving up.

Tell me what’s on your menu and let’s see if our tastes line up.

I flew into DFW for the football, but let’s be honest, a man cannot live on soccer alone.

I have a weakness for things that are layered. Complex on the surface, a little unexpected underneath, and better the longer you spend with them. I’m not interested in anything that comes pre-packaged or reheated. I want something fresh, made with care, with a little heat and a good finish that stays with you.

I’m the kind of person who reads the whole menu before deciding, asks the server what they’re excited about, and always saves room for dessert. Never in a hurry. Always grateful for a generous pour.

If you’re local and you’d like to show a visitor where the hidden gems are… I think we’d get along just fine. Come as you are, bring your appetite, and let’s see what this city is really serving up.

Tell me what’s on your menu and let’s see if our tastes line up.

I will be visiting your beautiful city next week & have a laundry list of experiences to check off the old bucket list… the botanical gardens… the stockyard…Texas barbecue…

I’m now looking to add another item to that list: a drink with a local who’d be interested in showing me the local tongue. Maybe you show me your favorite spot for a beverage and I show you my favorite spot.

A little about me: I’m 5’9, handsome & mixed with a shaved head and trimmed beard. I have an athletic body shape with strong legs and butt, 7.5” long, clean & cut.

Care to show me that Texan hospitality?

PS. I’m willing to travel across the DFW area for the right experience.

Howdy! (Do people here actually say that?!)

Flying in June 17th to 22nd for the football, but honestly a good meal with the right person might end up being the highlight of the trip.

I do not know this city at all and I think that is actually part of the charm. New sights to explore, new food to try, and I would much rather share a table with someone interesting than eat alone pretending to be very focused on my phone.

If you are local and have a spot you love, please tell me everything. If you are visiting too and just need a lunch or dinner companion, even better… especially if you do not mind sharing a meal with someone with warm brown eyes and a smile that is either charming or trouble depending on who you ask.

I follow the game but I will be honest, the right conversation across a good meal sounds like the better prize.

First round is on me!