u/Ok_Complex_Butterfly

I really should be in bed but I felt compelled to make a post before I go. What am I looking for you’re probably wondering. I honestly don’t know any more but maybe it’s you. I am *notabot I swear. I’m a married stay at home mom hoping to find someone worth my time and effort.

I like laughing until my tummy hurts, eating dessert for dinner, learning and trying new things, staying active., cold weather, outside activities and cozy in door hobbies. If I had to describe myself using two words I’d use resplendent and an enigma. Maybe there are better words to describe me but I really like those two. I should really read more so I can discover more fascinating words.

I also like men who are tall (6’ +) , active , in good shape, smart, between the ages 45 and 52, funny, perceptive, knows what he wants and what he is looking for, in the same time zone as me, available evenings and weekends, looking for long term, into a slow burn, romantic but subtle about it, confident, easygoing and has hobbies and interests he enjoys talking about.

Now before you start typing you check all my boxes, listing all yours hobbies, telling me about your missing spark and dead bed room or how I’ve piqued your interest answer this one question. What do you think your biggest red flag is?

Yes you that’s who I’m looking for! Ok maybe not you because hundreds of you are probably gonna read this. Maybe we will get lucky or maybe we won’t.

I’m just an easy going, short, cute, active, mom looking for my person. I need someone who really gets me and matches my energy and effort. My list of hobbies is a an ever changing list it’s best I say I’m a hobbyist. Currently trying out golf. I enjoy music, art, desserts and sports. With the right match I’m great at carrying the conversation. You have to be able to take a joke since I rarely take life too seriously.

What I’m hoping to find is someone in the EST time zone or close to it, age 45-53, tall, active, in decent shape, smart, funny, confident, nerdy and a bunch of other stuff I won’t bother list because no one really reads this far anyways.
I’m looking to be mentally stimulated by a man who can captivate me with his words just from his first few opening lines. Humor is my love language.

A hit dog will holler so if you feel the need to down vote my post let that sink in lol

I could sit here and write out in great detail what I’m looking for but I really don’t see the point. (After this small rant I will don’t worry lol) Some of you don’t read and others have the audacity to think I’ll make an exception just for them. Then there are the men who send 1-2 lines sometimes only just hi. After I’ve deleted all those messages next to get deleted are the dead bed rooms, piqued interest, intrigued, caught my eye, long list of hobbies, you should go read my post, I think we have a lot in common, I think I’m what you’re looking for, I check all your boxes messages. Yes I’m picky consider yourself warned.

If you decide to message know that you are one of many and I honestly reply based off of vibes. If I find my eyes glazing over while reading your message I’m not going to reply. I need smart and witty right from the start if you want to grab my attention.

Ok here is a quick and to the point what I’m hoping to find. Tall, in shape, EST time zone, funny, smart, confident, available evenings and weekends, nerdy, extrovert, artsy, passionate, emotionally intelligent, great conversationalist who doesn’t rely on 21 questions to get to know some one. Older men only. I’m sure I missed some stuff but I think you have an idea. If not I don’t know how to help you…

Thanks for reading and I hope at the very least I made you laugh or maybe roll your eyes.