u/OrangeSubmarine10

*notabot

** the mods will flag this because i had a typo in my age in a previous post, happy to verify that i am NOT in fact 35 yet 🤣

About me: Married. Mom. Located in the southeast US. Dog lover. College-educated and employed full-time. 5’5” and would describe my physique as relatively fit. I work out during the week but am by no means a fitness guru because I love food too much! When I’m not momming or working, you can find me outside or having my nose in a nerdy book during those precious few moments of ‘me time’ in the evenings, or binging the occasional TV show or movie before falling asleep on the couch.

What I am looking for: a long-term connection with one cute dad. This dad is a silly goose, but has the capability to be serious about something like this. This dad doesn’t have to be a gym rat, but hopefully he is taller than me and generally HWP. This dad isn’t looking for a quick fix for his DB situation and has the mental capacity to actually have meaningful conversation beyond 6 message exchanges on Reddit. This dad is emotionally available and is not just looking for extra attention despite being totally happy at home.

I am not on here trying to sell anything (hello, the internet is free) nor am I trying to change anyone’s situation. Obviously I am not happily married, hence my posting on here. Yes, I have done this once before. No, I will not respond to you if you have a creepy username or if the only public posts you have are photos in NSFW subs. I also will not respond to low effort “heyyyyy” or your copied/pasted autobiography or any chatGPT laziness.

Married mom here in search of a fellow married parent to laugh and commiserate with! This includes (but is not limited to) GIFs, memes, dad jokes, voice notes, phone calls, and maybe (hopefully) developing crushes on each other.

About me: Not selling anything. I am located in EST (southeast US) 5’5” and relatively fit. I work out during the week and enjoy being active. Generally speaking for hobbies, I love anything outdoors, music, movies, and binging a few of my favorite TV series. I follow baseball and football, and play tennis whenever the opportunity arises.

Who/what I am looking for: An older married dad (easier to relate that way) who is funny, emotionally intelligent, kind, and available in this capacity. Nothing worse than hitting it off with someone and then they disappear (without notice) for hours/days. I am looking for someone who wants to create something meaningful and long term, not just a quick fix. Physically, I prefer someone who is taller than me and generally HWP. I’m not necessarily looking for a gym rat, but taking care of your physical (and mental) health is important to me. I am happy to swap photos once we are comfortable switching off of Reddit chat.

What I am NOT looking for: Someone who is happy at home and needing extra attention. We can get into the nitty gritty about my situation more, but you won’t find me trying to have my cake and eat it, too. No, that doesn’t mean I want to change anyone’s situation. If your username is something really creepy and I click on your page to find you only post nudes in NSFW, I will not reply. Not interested in a sex only/DB cure type thing.

Please don’t message with some type of copied/pasted memoir that ends with the typical “heavy hitting” quirky question like “what’s something you’ve always wanted to do”, etc. Playing 21 questions is very low effort to me, and if you’re not being personal in your first message to me, that’s saying a lot about the rest of the conversation.

I find myself here, cautiously optimistic and hopeful that it is indeed, the better place. It seems I may be the anomaly in this realm for wanting something more than just a few Reddit messages that fizzle out. Or maybe I’m the anomaly for not simply searching for that quick sexual fix? I don’t think it’s problematic to say that I am hoping to establish an actual relationship with phone calls, photos, voice notes, jokes, banter, and obviously feelings.

Married mom here, located in EST (southeast). I work full time from home, with plenty of time (even outside of normal business hours) to put forth the effort needed to develop something that actually lasts. This isn’t my first time searching, but I’m hopeful that this particular crowd “gets it” better than some of those other subs. I workout during the week and would consider myself conventionally attractive, and have been told that I don’t like I don’t belong in a place like this. That said, out of respect for privacy/security of the both of us, I don’t typically like to share photos within Reddit chat. I’m happy staying here until we both are comfortable moving elsewhere.

I prefer connecting with those who are also married and have kids. Not trying to throw shade, but there’s that other layer of “getting it”, meaning if I have kid school stuff/extracurriculars you’re understanding if I’m slow to respond. Not interested in wasting anyone’s time or changing anyone’s situation. I have nothing to sell (or buy) and I’ll say it again, not looking to be a hookup or a masturbatory aid.

Wishing everyone luck in their search.

Married mom here looking for one married dad who is willing to put forth the effort it takes to build something that lasts beyond the typical 4 Reddit chat messages. Looking for someone who can relate/commiserate on the basics, but more importantly someone I can share the ins and outs of our days with, including (but not limited to) memes/random photos in the wild to let you know I’m thinking of you, voice notes, phone calls, etc. Good things take time, so I’m not looking to rush with any sort of specific agenda/expectations. I understand we all have needs, but I am an actual person and not an aid to help you get off.

I’m decent looking and take care of myself physically. I’m a coffee and a book lover, and I also enjoy being active. My desk job isn’t terrible, but being stuck indoors for 8 hours a day has me itching to be outside in the fresh air and sunshine every chance I get. I’m an avid baseball watcher and occasional tennis player.

Not looking to sell (or buy) anything, and not looking to change anyone’s situation. Just looking to be a little extra ray of sunshine in one cute dad’s life! As a heads up, I will not be responding to low effort “hey” or “lol” type messages from folks with usernames like “daddy4u69xxx” who spend their time on Reddit posting their d in NSFW subs. You don’t have to reply with your copy/pasted chatGPT inspired memoirs, but I’d like to know your age and general location, obviously.

Have a sunny Saturday!

Well, well, well. If it isn’t me, posting here, again.

The facts: Married. Mom. College-educated. I work full-time. Active and relatively fit with a love for the outdoors and books. Located in EST.

What I am looking for: I prefer connecting with someone who is also married and a parent. Age/location aren’t huge dealbreakers for me.

The plot twist: I am looking for a low pressure (but not low effort!) type of connection, without any specific agenda or expectations other than just seeing if we mesh and seeing where it goes. Ideally you have the capability to maintain actual, meaningful conversation past half of a day in Reddit chat, and you’re willing to move to a different platform once we are both comfortable. I am not interested in the married cake eaters who are happy at home and just looking for extra attention or needing a masturbatory aid.

If all you’re going to send is “heyyyy” or your same old copied/pasted bios you’ve posted in here and other subs, save your fingers from typing. I also have zero interest in responding to someone with a username like “DILFmaster69xxx” who has their entire page devoted to posting pics in NSFW subs.

Even if you read all of this and decide not to respond, I do wish you the best of luck in this journey 🍀

“What seems to be

Is always better than nothing”

Now that you’re singing along with me..have you also been fooled by someone in this realm? Not sure why I keep coming back to this place, but here I am (on the road again, there I am, on the stage🎶).

My age and general location are placed in the subject line. I say this because there’s nothing worse than a few messages in and someone asking “how old are you again?” 🙄 As for location, happy to get into more specifics later on.

Other basics: married, a parent, dog lover, and employed full time. Ideally, you are also all of these things! Again, hate to spell these things out but if we can’t relate on the basics, I am not sure this is the post for you. I am an active, educated woman and take care of myself physically and mentally. I don’t have a specific “type”, but I will say I am not typically attracted to men younger than me.

I have zero interest in being anyone’s masturbatory aid. If you just had a fight with your partner or they just haven’t put out in a week, my DMs are not your place of respite. I don’t have a specific agenda or any sort of expectations starting out. I am in the camp of thinking these things should be low pressure (but not low effort!) and just hoping to establish one actually meaningful connection and see where it goes.

Not interested in buying or selling anything. I also don’t have the time or the energy to devote to ruining/changing anyone’s home life. If you’re still here, congrats! You made it. Hope you studied, exam is in 5.