u/PacificNWBigfoot

Hello. I’m a 6’2”, 175#, very fit guy with tattoos and impeccable hygiene. Apparently I’m good looking. I make a lot of heavy decisions at work - and I’m getting a little tired of it, to be honest. So, what better way to relieve myself of the weight? Why, a super sloppy blowjob of course.

I’m a sane, normal fella who is very easy to talk to. I also have a big dick (which is also an ‘nice’ dick according to google reviews) and I cum quite a bit (not quite hyperspermia…). I keep myself trimmed. I have met people in the past from reddit; however, never from this specific subreddit. I’d love to change that.

I’d love for you to relieve some of my stress. I‘m into coffee / conversation before the deed, or a patio beer after where we can laugh at the wonders of Reddit. Please be willing to verify in some form as I’ve exchanged pleasantries with many a fake account over the years.

Hello there. In a sea of AI-generated / edited posts, allow me to make some honest grammatical and spelling mistakes. I’m a white, 6’2”, 175lbs guy who is very fit (6 pack, big shoulders and arms etc) from a life of outdoor pursuits. I’m friendly, easygoing, and confident. Left wing politically if that matters.

I won’t beat around the bush here (pun unintended) - I am looking to eat some non-reciprocal pussy and ass. I get rave reviews (have had success stories from Reddit that always generated an encore). I’d love to bury my face in between a randoms thighs and eat it like it’s my last meal. You can squat right down on my face. Let me put you on all fours and bury my tongue deep in your asshole as I finger your G-spot. Did I mention I love eating ass? LOVE IT. if you want to get rimmed (use a toy on yourself while I do it?), I am 100% your man.

Shall we grab a coffee first to see how we get along? I’m also open to getting right down to it if that’s your desire. I can cum over and do the deed; stick around and chat and laugh after or head straight out the door. We can work out the logistics via DM. Don‘t be shy! Reach out. These types of encounters are a lot of fun and pleasurable for all of us.