u/ParamedicOk2217

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

~ Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

Hey there!

If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.

Hey there!

So I’ve started traveling for work and it’s always been a fantasy of mine to meet someone from Reddit. I’ve only ever done the online stuff, nothing ever in person (Im aware that’s probably a deal breaker for most). But I figured since I’ll have a hotel to myself, I’d test the waters and see what bites.

Below is my usual post just for general info of what I’m looking for.

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If you’re reading this, then you and I both want the same thing, to find a connection and put Reddit in the rear view mirror.

This isn’t my first rodeo, I’ve caught feelings before and now what it takes to make a connection last.

Looking to fill that void that keeps me feeling lonely most nights.

I’m gonna try something and list off exactly what I want. I apologize in advance if my list comes off as shallow,

I just think if we’re putting ourselves out there and taking this risk, we should be able to be a little choosy.

You:

- Married with a kid or kids, the kid thing isn’t a deal breaker, just nice to have that understanding in common.

- PST, MST or CST.

- Enjoys chatting at night

- Cute/pretty with a nice smile, 7 or above please.

- Confidence

- Thicker body type has always been what catches my eye. Someone who can fill out a dress/lingerie in all the right places.

- Similar interests is a huge plus. If you love trash reality shows, we’ll hit it off.

Me: Sharp witted and funny. Dad bod has made an appearance, but I’ve found that that’s in these days. Someone I chatted with a while back said I should put “striking blue eyes and hung” in my description, so yeah, couldn’t hurt I guess lol.

Hope this reaches you if you’re out there.