u/Peloton_Dad22

For context, I am looking for someone who is within two hours of the Philadelphia, PA metro area.

Me:
*Dad (baseball dad)
*Married
*5’10
*Im a runner, so I have a lean build (move on if that’s not for you)
*facial hair/groomed beard
*Not my first rodeo in the affairs space
*Can hold a conversation
*Looking to meet eventually IRL for regular meet-up’s
*Witty and sarcastic
*Not looking to blow up my situation or yours
*OPSEC is of utmost importance
*Working professional who does travel for work on occasion
*Telegram preferred

You:
*Married
*Mom (bonus points if soccer/baseball mom)
*HWP
*Sarcasm a plus
*Have done this before but not a requirement
*5’6 and below
*Doesn’t have their spouse track their every movement
*Values OPSEC
*Can hold a conversation and not up an ghost after a week is a plus

If this resonates with you, send me a chat and tell me a little about yourself. Please don’t reach out with “hey” or “what’s up?”. Put some effort into the chat.

For context, I am looking for someone who is within two hours of the Philadelphia, PA metro area.

Me:
*Dad (baseball dad)
*Married
*5’10
*Im a runner, so I have a lean build (move on if that’s not for you)
*facial hair/groomed beard
*Not my first rodeo in the affairs space
*Can hold a conversation
*Looking to meet eventually IRL for regular meet-up’s
*Witty and sarcastic
*Not looking to blow up my situation or yours
*OPSEC is of utmost importance
*Working professional who does travel for work on occasion
*Telegram preferred

You:
*Married
*Mom (bonus points if soccer/baseball mom)
*HWP
*Sarcasm a plus
*Have done this before but not a requirement
*5’6 and below
*Doesn’t have their spouse track their every movement
*Values OPSEC
*Can hold a conversation and not up an ghost after a week is a plus

If this resonates with you, send me a chat and tell me a little about yourself. Please don’t reach out with “hey” or “what’s up?”. Put some effort into the chat.

I just want someone who is going to blow up my situation, will drain my bank account and max out my credit cards with ease. Real women need not apply. I want someone who’s a sociopath, narcissist, and obviously has daddy issues. I’ll send a pic of me right off the bat, and via Reddit chat because OPSEC isn’t important…

If you’re still reading, then the prior paragraph must’ve grabbed your attention. Or perhaps you just think I’m totally nuts.

I’m a normal(ish) dad who is missing both a physical and emotional connection at home. No, I’m not looking to blow up your situation, no I’m not looking for an exit affair and no, I will not bash my spouse.

What I am looking for is someone who can hold a conversation and stick around for more than a couple days or a week. I want to meet IRL, but I’m not looking to rush into that. Attraction is important, so I’d like to swap pics early on (preferably off Reddit). Your spouse doesn’t track your phone and you have the ability to text on a semi-regular basis. If you’re a mom, that’s a big plus (specifically if you’re a baseball mom). I am not looking for someone who is completely miserable in their marriage. I want something that is carefree, fun, chill but also able to lean on each other when the time comes.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

PS — I am looking for someone who is within two hours(ish) of the Philadelphia area.

I just want someone who is going to blow up my situation, will drain my bank account and max out my credit cards with ease. Real women need not apply. I want someone who’s a sociopath, narcissist, and obviously has daddy issues. I’ll send a pic of me right off the bat, and via Reddit chat because OPSEC isn’t important…

If you’re still reading, then the prior paragraph must’ve grabbed your attention. Or perhaps you just think I’m totally nuts.

I’m a normal(ish) dad who is missing both a physical and emotional connection at home. No, I’m not looking to blow up your situation, no I’m not looking for an exit affair and no, I will not bash my spouse.

What I am looking for is someone who can hold a conversation and stick around for more than a couple days or a week. I want to meet IRL, but I’m not looking to rush into that. Attraction is important, so I’d like to swap pics early on (preferably off Reddit). Your spouse doesn’t track your phone and you have the ability to text on a semi-regular basis. If you’re a mom, that’s a big plus (specifically if you’re a baseball mom). I am not looking for someone who is completely miserable in their marriage. I want something that is carefree, fun, chill but also able to lean on each other when the time comes.

May the odds be ever in your favor.