u/Pete_n_Tina_727

Wednesday night at our house. Background noise from AC. Trying to be quiet for the kids.

But if you turn it all the way up, you will hear some great dirty talk.

Hoping for better future recordings.

For us, it was Saturday night. Told T. “You have been such a good girl… You earned this collar.” As I placed it on her in our hotel room.

God I love buying panties for this woman…Thongs…cheeky’s….boyshorts…briefs.

Turns me on to no end, and before we have sex, I always select a sexy clean pair for her to wear to sleep when we’re done.

Please tell me I’m not alone….

Absolutely love the r/MarriedSex community, however, some members shared that they felt there were too many “Brags” and Stories versus questions and advice.

As someone who loves to share stories and brags, I thought it would be fun to start r/TalesofMarriedSex

Feel free to join and post.

Please upvote and comment for those who take the time to share a story that you enjoyed.

We just ask that stories be based on the truth and something that took place versus a fantasy.

Thank you and enjoy!!

Wednesday morning, I suggested to T that we do a role-play for our evening connection. I asked her to come up with the topic. “We meet in the pool at Paradise Lakes” - Was what she came up with. Paradise Lakes is a Nudist/Lifestyle resort close to us. We have become semi-regulars over the past few months.

This played out in our backyard pool seamlessly over about 45minutes. Damn I love this woman!!

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Singles Night:

Singles night, age 47, two kids at home, two years out of divorce, what in the world was I doing?

Yes, I had met a lot of women. Yes, some of them were fun. All of them lacked a sense of real adventure, real desire, real passion. They would say “I’m adventurous, I love to travel,” but what they meant was that they wanted to follow the corporate script laid out for them and re-inforced by their friends on social media. “Trips” were nothing other than an opportunity for them to brag to their friends and show off their own post-divorce weight loss.

I want to be married again. I want to share my life with an amazing woman. I want to appreciate her every night. I want to feel her desire. I want to feel connection.

Singles night. At a nudist resort. I had friends who were regulars. They talked constantly about their visits, other couples they met, great conversations, sex in the open, sex in public. They told me about how weird some of the “single” guys were. They encouraged me to find a woman who was up for that kind of thing.

Singles night. Would probably be 20 dudes. Not a chance a single woman shows up for this sort of thing. But what else am I doing on a Wednesday night in July? What do I have to lose? I’m going to check it out.

I hit my vape to get my head in the right place. I grab a drink, more-so to fit in than for the alcohol. I drop my towel and look around. Crowd is pretty thin. A few guys hanging out. A few couples off on their own. I enter the pool, set my drink down, and spread my arms out along the pool deck, taking in the enveloping warmth of the Florida evening and gently fading sunlight.

I take my tenth deep breath, finally feeling a wave of calm set in to my tense frame, and there she is, pushing her way out the doors on to the pool deck. Long, full ginger hair. Short, strong, thick in all the right ways. Confident, in her “booty shorts”, tank top with no bra and “Jackie O” sunglasses.

“Hi there” I say as she strolls past me on the pool deck, trying to sound casual, like I pick up women here every Wednesday night.

“Hi” she replies shyly, stopping close, but just far enough away to feign dis-interest as she sets her bag down on one of the many open lounge chairs.

I watch as she dis-robes, standing on the deck, the eyes of all the men straining to take a look without giving themselves away.

I am un-ashamed, I take a deep breath and enjoy the view as she pulls off her tank top, exposing her full and firm breasts to the soft light.

I smile as she peels off her shorts revealing an ass to absolutely die for. Accentuated by a small black thong that perfectly frames her strong glutes. She hesitates for a moment, looks around, and removes her thong as well.

What a presence. What gravitas. What a woman.

She walks away toward the bar and I continue to admire the view. “I am going to talk to her tonight” I tell myself as I settle back in to the water and notice my arousal at the sight and thought of her.

I knew she would be back. Moments later, she re-appears, drink in hand, and enters the pool. I was shy as a kid. I’m a man now. I get what I want. I want her. “How are you? My name’s Pete.” I say as a I walk the few steps towards her with my hand outstretched.

“I’m great. My name’s Tina” she says as she gently takes my hand with a soft smile and tosses her hair off to one side with the other.

“So nice to meet you, Ms. Tina.” I reply softly, holding her hand for just a little bit too long.

“Do you visit here often?” I ask, needing to know more about this presence, this Tina.

“No, this is my first time, but I’ve always wanted to check it out” She says, with a smile still on her face.

Not believing my luck, and feeling the attraction in her voice, I tell her “This is my first time as well. I have friends that come out here, but I’ve never been myself.”

We chat effortlessly, life, friends, hobbies. She’s smart. She can hold a conversation. She’s interesting. She’s unfiltered. She’s absolutely beautiful.

“Your red hair is just amazing. I love how thick and full it is.” I tell her quietly as I move just a bit closer.

“Thank you, you know what they say about us Gingers, don’t you?” She asks me jokingly.

Looking her in the eye, I say “Yes, I am familiar with your kind, lacking in souls and full of desire”

“Have you been with one of us before?” She asks in a serious tone.

“I am not one to kiss and tell, but I have encountered your sort in the wild before.” I state as I stroke her arm gently with the back of my fingers.

She’s close enough to touch. I want more. I want to know this woman, this Tina.

“You are a smooth one.” she says, taking a small step back away then another step back even closer than she was a moment earlier.

As I move my fingers to gently stroke her full ginger mane “I am, and those sunglasses look so sexy on you.”

“Mmmmmmmmm” she lets out quietly, not sure what to say next, as I gently reach to the back of her head, slowly move her close and kiss her lightly on the lips.”

“I can’t help myself. I needed to kiss you the minute I saw you.” I say as she leans in for another kiss just as I move away.

“You do this to all the girls.” She says, moving away as well.

“Only the girls I like” I tell her with a big smile.

We continue to chat, she tells me about her recent women’s retreat where she and other girls took arousal courses together, focusing on intention, patience and self pleasure.

She tells me how her friend “Shelly” came to her room on the last night and they connected, her first time with another woman.

“You are just incredible” I say as I move closer, touch the small of her back and pull her in for another kiss. Deep this time. No reservations. No guarding. No shame as we open our mouths in unison, driving deeper in to each other as we intertwine.

Her ass is so firm, so strong. It feels good to hold it. Her breasts are pressed firmly against my chest. I can feel our hearts pounding and her nipples hardening against me. I am fully engorged and pressed against her side. I am unashamed of the arousal this beautiful woman has brought about in me.

“I just love your boobs… They are so full…So firm… They hang perfectly… They are so tan… Your nipples… They are so responsive… They give you away” I whisper to her.

She sighs, takes a deep breath, pushes against my hardness, and quietly tells me “I can tell you like them”

“You are exceptional. There’s no way my friends are going to believe that I met such a pretty girl out here. I need to get a selfie of us to send to them.” I tell her as I move away and embrace her to my side.

“Ok” she says with a smile, trying to get in another kiss.

We take our selfie, very much against the rules at the resort, but making sure nobody else was in the background. Our happiness is evident in the photo. Our smiles are contagious. Her breasts are simply stunning, with her nipples just above the water. My cock is hard, and shows just a bit in the photo through the water.

I scroll my messages and send our selfie to three couples I am friends with.

She notices a photo from one of the couples sent to me. Wife is a very pretty fellow Ginger.

“Who is she?” Tina asks curiously.

“Oh, that is Stacey, my friend Jim’s wife… Actually, she reminds me of your friend Shelly.” I say.

Adjusting her hair and removing her sunglasses, Tina says “She’s cute… She is a lot like Shelly… Have you HAD her?”

“Wouldn’t you LIKE to know that…. As I previously stated, I am not one to kiss and tell.” I reply, pushing her away from me gently.

“How do you do this? How did you do this to me? We just met.” She asks.

“I know what I like… And I know what girls like to hear… And I know what I’m doing.” I state in a lower tone.

“Oh, do you now…” She barely gets out as I pull her in for another kiss, turn her around to begin kissing her neck from behind.

I cup her full breasts in my hands. I position my penis upwards and press it, full and hard, against the small of her back just above that fantastic ass.

Kissing her neck, I whisper in to her ear “You are incredible… I want you tonight… And I want to make us official.”

She sighs deeply and asks “How are you going to do that?”

“Inside you.” I reply, softly and deeply in to her ear.

She turns, grabs me tightly, and pulls me in for the deepest, hungriest kiss I have ever experienced.

I feel as she wraps her arms around my shoulders, floats in the water and wraps her strong legs around my waist. With a quick motion and no effort, she has my tip inside of her.

The cool water gives way to her silky warmth as I take over and slowly push inside. “You are tight… So fucking tight… So fucking silky and smooth inside… You are absolutely amazing.” I whisper through our kissing.

I continue to push, resisting the urge to simply fuck her. I want to feel and savor every single inch of her as I slowly push deeper and deeper.

“I feel your pussy… I feel it soaking my cock inside you… You feel so fucking good… My cock has never been this hard before… You’re creaming all over me, aren’t you.” I continue, now lost in my own pleasure.

She was lost, her eyes closed, head tilted back, moaning “Fuck me…. Your dick feels so fucking good inside of me… I want it all… I want it all… I want all of you inside me.”

“Yes, you’re going to get fucked… My dick needs you more than anything in this world… Your pussy is so fucking perfect for me… Were we made for each other?” I ask as I tilt her away from me, gain a better angle and finally push all the way inside her.

“Oh yes… Please fuck me… You fill me up perfectly.” She nearly screams as I begin to walk us towards the middle of the pool, buried inside her.

“Ahhhhh yes, that’s what you like… You like to fuck on the first date, don’t you… You like to let all the boys watch you get fucked in the middle of this pool… You like feeling the water splash between your tits as I fuck your tight little hole.” I couldn’t resist it, the dirty talk began to flow.

“Yes I do…I love dick…I love your dick… I love fucking in front of others… Please fuck me… Please fill my cunt… Please cum inside me.” She panted as we fucked with greater and greater urgency.

“Ooooh yes… I’m going to fill your pussy… This tight pussy is mine now… You’re so good I’m never giving this pussy up… You’re such a good fucking girl… You deserve to have my cum deep in your hole.” I let out, loud enough for the whole pool to hear, and I begin to spill inside of her, wave after wave rolling through my cock and pumping in to her as I push as deep in to her as I possibly can and pull her in to me with all I have.

“Ooooohh fuck…ooooh fuck…. I am cumming all over your dick… Your cum feels so good inside me.” She screams out as I feel the walls of her cunt tense around me and a warm stream of fluid erupt between us as she drains her swollen pussy.

Wave after wave of orgasm washes over her for the next minute, each followed by a warm swell of her squirt between us. As my cock is softening, I feel one last deep convulsion inside her and wave of liquid flow from her.

Exhausted, I embrace her and kiss her deeply. “I’ve never had a woman respond to me like that. You are mine now. I’m never letting you go.” I say, half jokingly, half serious.

“Oh my God, you are incredible. I’ve never felt like that before. Would it be crazy if you came back to my place and watched 90-day Fiancé with me tonight?” She asked, with a glowing expression on her face.

“Not at all… Not at all… And we can have our 2nd date later tonight.”

We’ve always had a lot of sex. Truly ramping up over the past 6 months. 3-5times per week was the norm. Three weeks ago, chatting with another couple we connected with, they tell us “We make time for each other every day”… Interesting… Exciting… Kind of Jealous… Without discussion, but not to be outdone, here we are, 21 days.

What an awesome way to connect and celebrate your marriage every day. We honestly can’t get enough of each other. Has not gotten boring in the least.

Few hours ago, T says to me “I’m thinking about a night off.”

“Ooookay… You’re cute.” I laughingly reply to her as I walk over to her couch, give her a kiss and tell her how good her ass is looking that evening.

Fast forward to bedtime. T is brushing her teeth. I lay out our “Splash Blanket” and put on our audio. I select a pair of clean “after sex” panties and place them on her nightstand.

“What’s all this?” She shyly asks as she exits the bathroom.

“I’ve got a hot fucking wife… With a spectacular ass… And she squirts… Not a chance I’m allowing her a night off.” I reply as I wrap her in my arms and kiss her deeply.

I enter the bathroom, brush my teeth, and return to find her nude on the bed, her fitness ass proudly on display.

Positioning myself next to her. Kiss her neck. Kiss her back. Feel her firm body in my hands with reverence. Kiss her ass. Kiss her ass with urgency. Kiss her ass with need.

“God Damn!!! You keep this ass tight for me, don’t you?” I ask as I gently slip a finger in to her wetness.

She’s soaked. Her clit is aroused. She’s already swollen.

“Your pussy is so wet…. I love the taste of it.” I whisper in her ear as I suck her essence off my finger.

“Taste yourself… Taste how sweet you are.” I state as I enter her again with my finger, bring it to her mouth and feel her gently suck her own wetness and hear her moan softly.

I position myself between her legs, forcefully spreading them with thigh. My cock is full. Throbbing. I push in to her from behind. I feel her wetness engulf me. I feel the walls of her entrance coating me with more silky lubrication. Warmth letting down on to my shaft with every push.

“You are fucking soaked… I love it when you cream all over my dick like this… You’re soaking my whole cock… You’re soaking my pubes.” I tell her as I push deeper and deeper, feeling her push back against me with an increasing hunger.

“Taste yourself on me again.” I whisper to T as I pull out and position myself at the top of the bed.

She pushes her hair to the side, slowly begins to take me in to her mouth, audibly savoring the taste her own arousal.

“You are fucking amazing… You soaked my dick with your sweet pussy… It tastes so good, doesn’t it… One more Baby… All the way down… I want your mouth to feel how well you soaked me.” The words flowed from my mouth before I pulled away from her, entered her again and emptied my desire deep inside her.

God I fucking love this woman and the life we have built!!

Despite my encouragement, T has never been one to indulge in masturbation. She has maintained that “You do it better… It’s not as fun without you… I feel weird about it…” Outside of using a dildo and wand for some final orgasms after sex, I have never seen her masturbate in 20+ years.

All that changed a few weeks back. We bought a new sex toy from our favorite Australian supplier and received a free audio download “Re-claiming your Clitoris”. I asked T if she wanted to try it one night, and she agreed.

We both laid in bed, each with an ear-bud in, and listened to the meditation. It starts with relaxation and breath work, moves in to gentle touch, and eventually to self-pleasure at the listener’s level of desire. The narrator/creator is a sexy sounding Australian woman who is playing along, so to speak, and giving affirmations. 30minutes in all.

T followed along, and it was not long before I heard her moaning with pleasure and furiously rubbing her clit. It was exceptionally hot, and she had a few great orgasms.

Since then, she has “Re-claimed her Clitoris” and is so sexy and free with herself during our connection time. She is nearly as obsessed with and curious about her clit as I am.

I absolutely love and adore this woman as my Wife, and am so proud of her for realizing that she has the right to derive pleasure from her body.

Anyone else have a similar experience to share?

Part 4

I slowly stood up and said “I’m going to get some towels. Meet me on the bed” as I rose, admiring her still spread legs and wanting cunt, I headed to bathroom and grabbed all 4 towels available, folding them in half and lying them on the bed.

I laid T down on her impromptu throne, pulled out the coconut oil lube, placed a hand on her breast, and said “It’s time for me to show you more proper appreciation.” As I spread her legs open again and positioned myself between them, my cock still fully aroused.

Her clit had been sucked to the point of eruption a few minutes earlier, and was still fully swollen, easily the size of a Jolly Rancher candy. And damn near as firm. The light was low, but I could see her beautiful tip poking out from her hood.

I slowly and methodically applied the coconut oil to her clit, lips and vulva. I made sure to slowly rub the oil in deeply as I went, and felt her body slowly pushing against me for more pressure.

I pinched and rolled her clit between my fingers, continuing to marvel in how hard it was. “Do you like having such a big, slutty clit?” I asked.

“I fucking love it. It makes my pussy feel so good” She replied as I re-positioned myself over her with two fingers inside her and the palm of my hand firmly placed against her clit.

“Hold my thick cock while I finger fuck you.” I commanded as she dutifully complied, grabbed hold of my firm member, and tilted her cunt upward for more pressure.

I used my hand and fingers to fuck her without reservation, firmly pressing and furiously rubbing her clit while I used one, then two, then three fingers to stimulate her puffy G-Spot.

“Oh god…. Can you hear my juicy pussy…. My cunt feels so fucking good…. You’re going to make me cum again…”

“Yes baby… You deserve it…. Let your fucking pussy drain all over this hotel bed… It turns me on so much to hear your juicy pussy get fucked relentlessly.”

The squirt continued to erupt from her, spraying between her mound and my hand as I worked her without pause. T screaming “Fuck yes” the whole time. I pulled my hand away and gave her sloppy cunt a firm slap that echoed through the room.

“I’m not ready to fuck you yet. Tell me what dildo you want” I said as I licked her squirt off my fingers, savoring her essence yet again.

“You pick.” She said, catching her breath.

“Ok, then you’re getting Pride.” Which is our largest, silicone dildo with rainbow stripes.

“Your pussy deserves a good stretch. I want you completely open for my dick when I finally fuck you tonight.” I whispered as I re-assumed my seat between her spread legs.

As I was applying the coconut oil, I said “Oh yes. This dick is fucking huge. And you deserve to feel it all.”

T was quivering. I could see her hole opening and contracting with the aftershocks of her prior orgasms and anticipation at being filled.

Slowly, I worked Pride in. At first just the tip. I allowed her to slowly thrust it to it, eventually taking the thick shaft inside her.

T grabbed her magic wand, turned it on low, and gently touched it to her clit. Her pussy tightened and pulled the dildo in tight.

“Yes Baby. You tight little fuck hole loves this, doesn’t it?”

Constantly catching her breath, she gasped “Fuck me with it…. It feels so good inside my cunt… So fucking full… I can feel the balls against my asshole.”

And she erupted. “Pull it out” she screamed and released a powerful stream of squirt right on my chest.

“Oh fuck Baby. You just fucking sprayed me with squirt. You’re such a good fucking slut for me. It’s my turn now”

I forcefully pushed her legs back apart, entered her, and pushed all the way in.

“Jesus fucking Christ. Your pussy is still tight even after being fucked with that huge dildo. You feel so fucking creamy. God damn it. You’re going to make me cum so quick.”

“Please fuck me. Please fucking cum inside of me. I love your thick Dad dick.”

And that was all it took. I pushed deep and unloaded inside her. Her pussy responded, as always, with a deep orgasm of her own and another wave of fluid flowed between us.

We both were completely spent. We kicked off the pile of soaked towels, and still found a wet spot in the bed.

“We’re so fucking good together.” I told her.

“I’m so happy. So in love with you.” She replied. And we drifted off to sleep.

She slowly stood up, a satisfied look on her face. I embraced her, kissed her deeply. Pushed my tongue in to her mouth, and the slight taste of me in her caused blood to flow to penis yet again.

“It’s my turn now.” I told her slowly as I gently pushed her down on to the couch.

I assumed my position on the floor below her as I spread her legs wide and peeled the now sopping wet thong from her.

“You’re such a kinky Wife, cumming in your panties while you sucked me off. You made me hard again already.” I said with my mouth close and teasing her pulsing and swollen cunt.

I began with gentle licks of her engorged clit, hearing her moans and feeling her shift her pussy closer and closer to me. “Your pussy is fucking perfect. Your lips are just beautiful and so swollen.” I said as I continued to lick.

I took my time. I licked her clit faster and faster. I worked my tongue inside the hood of her clit and felt her pussy contract on my chin with the new sensation. I sucked both of her swollen lips in to my mouth and ran my tongue between them, relishing in how soft and supple they were.

I began to such her clit harder and harder. I stopped, moved lower, and entered her with my tongue. I felt her sweet wetness spill in to my mouth. “You taste so fucking good.” I said as I continued to explore her entrance as deeply as I could with my tongue.

“I want to fuck your face” she said as she moaned and laid back farther, giving me a deeper angle.

“I want you to fuck my face with this swollen cunt.” I replied as I moved back up and sucked her swollen clit in to my mouth again.

She bucked against me as I sucked furiously. She’s usually more reserved than me, but her sexuality was fully awoken and uninhibited. “Oh yes, suck my clit…. Don’t fucking stop… Don’t you dare fucking stop… Lick my fucking cunt… I’m going to cum on your face… You’re going to make me squirt on your face.”

She was completely feral, grinding, bucking, moaning, talking dirty.

I felt her pussy begin to convulse on my chin as I continued to lick and suck. It felt like she was locked at the peak of orgasm.

“Ooooooh fuck yes” she shouted out as I felt her cunt release and a flood erupt on to my face. She fell back and relaxed as her pussy continued to flow gently and water dripped down along the edge of the couch on to the floor.

I was soaked with her. And I fucking loved it. “You are fucking incredible.” I told her as I moved up to kiss her deeply with my still dripping face and beard.

Another excerpt from the incredible evening we had. More excerpts and full story to come:

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We got back to our room, closed the door, and I immediately grabbed her from behind, filled my hands with her full C-cup breasts. Brushing her hair aside and kissing her neck, I pushed my full, but still encumbered, erection firmly against her fitness mom ass. “I don’t know what panties you have on.” I stated as I continued to kiss her neck and untie her straps.

The fabric covering her breasts fell away. Her nipples fully aroused with desire. She softly moaned as I pushed her dress to the floor and gently pushed her away to see she had chosen a simple black thong that framed her ass perfectly. “Nobody else got to appreciate your incredible ass tonight. I love showing off your ass, but it is just for me to appreciate tonight.” I say in a sly tone as I run my fingers between her cheeks, following the line of fabric until I feel it become warm and wet.

“You should sit down on that couch now” she says to me as she pulls off my shirt, shorts, and finally springs my full erection free from my underwear.

I assume my place on the couch. My erection is full and throbbing. I am staring at T as she walks towards me with her boobs on full display. She straddles me. Begins rubbing her still fabric covered pussy against my dick. I grab her ass and begin to pull her thong aside. “Not yet.” She says as she pushes my arm.

“Do you like me rubbing my clit against you?” She asks, continuing to grind on me.

“It’s so damn hot.” I reply as she grinds for a few moments longer and then kneels down in front of me and pushes her boobs against my throbbing cock. “You like how my dick looks against your chest, don’t you.” I state as she moans and immediately takes me in to her hot mouth.

She sucked me gently at first, covering me in her saliva, slowly taking me deeper and deeper. The dirty talk flowed from me. Her moans grew louder.

“You’re so fucking sexy… Your mouth feels so fucking good… Oh yes, my Wife can fucking suck dick… You make me feel so fucking good… I’m going to fucking explode inside you… That’s my good girl… I love fucking your face… Suck every fucking drop out of me… You fucking love swallowing my cum, don’t you.”

Her moans, squeals and light gags were incredibly sexy to hear. I pulsed a huge load of cum in to her mouth, she moaned, gently backed away from me, smiled and swallowed.

Writing up our full story of the evening, but felt compelled to share what T’s sexy top made me feel. Any other Husbands relate? Ladies, how do you feel about dressing sexy on date night?

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When I’m telling you this top was hot, it was hot, but just a little understated. Her boobs were covered, about as much as a typical bikini top, but the fabric was just a little bit loose, giving glances of almost her entire breast and hints of nipple. A pleasant “down blouse” view for anyone.

She wore that top with such confidence. Such power in having her breasts on display. Her face was glowing. Her hair was thick and luxurious. “I’m so lucky to have a wife as fucking incredible as you.” I told her as we were walking in to the restaurant.

It was early, but the place was packed. Grabbed seats at the sushi bar, I stole yet another look at her, leaned over and whispered “I can’t stop looking at you.” in to her ear.

We ordered, and within minutes, one of the sushi chefs, who had a view straight down at us, passes us a bowl of fresh, thin sliced tuna. “Did this top just get us free sushi?” T asked leaning over against me.

“I think it did. He’s got a perfect view of your chest. His way of showing his appreciation.” I told her confidently.

Dinner was perfect. Fresh. Light. Little something in our bellies, but not too much, as we both know that too much food can kill even our over-active libidos.

As we were walking to a bar across the street, T says to me “I think every guy we pass is looking at my chest.”

“They are.” I tell her emphatically.

“Do guys really do that?” She asks in a shy tone.

“Yes we do, and you are appreciated by us all.” I say.

We grab a seat at the bar and order a drink. The “Trophy Wife” for her, which was a fruity martini type drink, and an Old Fashion for me. Neither of us drink often, and the first sip of booze gave that warm, flushed feeling. I put my hand on her thigh and we had small talk with a guy at the bar next to us. Caught the guy looking a few times. He could likely get a view of almost her entire boob and nipple. I felt yet another fullness in my pants as I imagined that he would have a view to remember, courtesy of my Wife. Guy had to pay his tab and leave to meet some friends. He was cool. Wish we could have chatted longer.

Both feeling a tiny bit buzzed and a bigger bit horny, we paid our tab and headed out.

As I open the door to the truck for her, I tell her “I am so fucking lucky to have you as my wife. Getting us free sushi. Getting your boobs checked out by guys at the bar. You make me so fucking hard.”

Would love to hear what other couples will be up to.