u/Phantom_jugs

Just looking for that elusive, perfect affair partner. A locally living, married man 35-49 for friendship via messaging and then a regular and consistent, physically intimate situation. I’m chubby and pretty, I promise. Local people only. No couples, women or singles~

Hi 👋
Intimacy dead 💀 in your marriage? I bet there’s a woman in the area looking to quietly and regularly alleviate that with someone just like you. In fact I’m sure of it.
You should be ready to make friends via messaging prior to this magical arrangement, contrary to most people here on Reddit, I actually need to know and like a person to enjoy anything physical. I’m not interested in short term anything. No visitors, only locals. No couples or women. No distances. Please message with your town, age and lmk you’re married or I can’t answer you. I’m not here for online or pics. In person only.

Lonely, chubby and pretty wife looking for LOCAL husband my age for friend and lover.
I want to know a person before ever meeting.. wild concept, I know, but since I'm looking for a consistent and in person partner, it is necessary.
You really need to be local (so living on cape) because I want to meet whenever we need to blow off steam.
I'd have some daytime availability only. I'm not trying to get caught and you shouldn't either.
I don't feel dead, yet my bed... is.
Let's see if we'd be a match

Lonely, chubby and pretty wife looking for LOCAL husband my age for friend and lover.
I want to know a person before ever meeting.. wild concept, I know, but since I’m looking for a consistent and in person partner, it is necessary.
You really need to be local (so living on cape) because I want to meet whenever we need to blow off steam.
I’d have some daytime availability only. I’m not trying to get caught and you shouldn’t either.
I don’t feel dead, yet my bed… is. Let’s see if we’d be a match~

Frustrated wife here and looking for a frustrated husband to befriend, build something and move to a physical affair.
I'm tired of the zero love situation. I'm tired of looking. I'm tired of men that aren't what I'm asking for, reaching out.
I'm tired of men thinking they're eligible bc they have a 🍆
Please be local (living full time on cape cod) married, and around my age (40) If someone wants a long term affair partner that won’t be seeing others, they’ll be very lucky to find me.

Married 20 years, dead bed for too many
I still have a lot to offer the right person.
I need someone that's living locally (on cape) someone my age (39.. so probably 35-50) and married (obviously)
I'm not interested in a one time thing... at all.
You'll need to charm me (via messaging) prior to ever meeting.
I want a friendship, a connection.
We'll need to know each other.
If we decide to meet, I'm looking for frequent meets.
If that sounds nice, send me a chat~

Frustrated wife here and looking for a frustrated husband to befriend, build something and move to a physical affair. I’m tired of the zero love situation. I’m tired of looking. I’m tired of men that aren’t what I’m asking for, reaching out. I’m tired of men thinking they’re eligible bc they have a 🍆 .
Please be local (living full time on cape cod) married, and around my age (40)
If someone wants what I want, they’ll be very lucky. If you want a fast, quick blip of physical activity… don’t message me. This is for long term and in person only. No chat friendships.

Married 20 years, dead bed for 10.
I still have a lot to offer the right person.
I need someone that's living locally (on cape) someone my age (39.. so probably 35-50) and married (obviously)
I'm not interested in a one time thing... at all.
You'll need to charm me (via messaging) prior to ever meeting.
I want a friendship, a connection.
We'll need to know each other.
If we decide to meet, I'm looking for frequent meets.
If that sounds nice, chat me.

Zero intimacy for a long time and there’s a lot going to waste here.
Looking for a local, married man my age that’s not feeling the love at home to have an ongoing, in person affair.
I need to like you personally, so let’s chat (about ourselves.. so we know if we like each other.) it seems people think they’re just eligible bc they’re a man… but I’m firm on location, age and being attached. I really hope someone I’d like wants to put the time in.

Me too. Which is worse.. the betrayal of a lonely wife or the betrayal of physical abandonment that led her there? Idk…
I’m just not wanting to die this way.
I’m attractive, voluptuous, sarcastic and a little dark humored.
I need someone to charm me (it takes effort) make me want to meet you and have physical meets.
I’m looking for a local, married man in their 40’s and not entertaining other people. I’m looking for frequent meets once we’re comfortable. No one time thing and nothing short term.of you’re looking for an affair partner like this, send me a chat.

Just a unsatisfied voluptuous wife looking for a unsatisfied husband to have a long term friendship and affair.
I’m only attracted to men my age. 40’s is the range. So 40-49 and no other ages.
I’m 45 minutes into the cape, so living on cape is a must.
So to be clear.. if you live off cape, but work here or visit here often… don’t message me.
I expect you get to know me via messaging prior. I do not expect any sexual messages at all and will not respond to any questions of this nature until knowing a person.
Pictures also will not be happening until I know you aren’t a catfish or axe murderer.
This is for an in person and frequent affair (once we know each other or mutually decide to meet) so non locals will be ignored.

If anyone knew how many waste of time messages I get a day… they’d know why this is a strict and serious posting. Do not waste my time.

If the answer to any of these questions is no, do not message me:

Do you live on cape cod?
Do you have a dead bedroom?
Are you 40-49 years of age?
Are you married?
Are you a heterosexual man?
Do you want a long term affair with a voluptuous, married woman?
All yesses? Hi 👋

Just looking to temper the sting of adult loneliness that only a married person with no intimacy could possibly understand. Looking for frequent meets, local, married, around 40.. big D a plus.. being a big D… no good, be cool.
a lot on the line for me, so you’d have to put in a little effort to make friends prior to meeting… aka.. chat back and forth until we like each other and want to meet and do filthy things. Is it you?

Chubby, busty wife here looking for friend with benefits situation with married or long term attached, Local (living on cape cod) man in their 40’s.

I know everyone thinks they can just exist and I’ll want them, but I really need someone to make me like them. Personality and compatibility are the most important things to me.

I expect a nice get to know you period via messaging, where all signs point to us enjoying the conversations and wanting more. Pics and meets aren’t for strangers… so you’ll need to convince me that you aren’t a looney bin escapee before either will happen.

I’m looking for someone as neglected as myself… not someone wanting more or better quality.

Seem like you?