u/Pleaseleaveby8ish

39(F4M)#SNJ - it’s amazing being a unicorn

So I have been at this for some time .. answering posts .. posting my own . And I gotta say it’s just disappointing here. I think I may have chatted with idk 100 people and maybe 5 could hold a conversation. Is it me ? I really feel I have a ton to offer . I’m fun, energetic, employed , educated , I work my ass off at the gym . A Reddit 25 guys in case you were wondering . Anyways …

Married mom here again… blah blah blah . Hoping to find that needle in the haystack , diamond in the rough , and any other stupid cliche you can think of here in the depths of Reddit hell. “ Not here to change your situation or mine” .. but I kinda am .. I’m gonna make your day a little brighter, those nights a little less lonely and if all goes well your bed a little less cold.

Few things I’m asking for … have your shit together , don’t be in need of therapy ,take care of yourself ( I hate the phrase dad bod)or that you’re working on it .. come back when the work is done . Don’t look old ,have time for this, but don’t waste mine . If your wife tracks you like her Amazon packages , this is not for you . If you can’t leave the house without being asked why are you dressed like that .. just keep scrolling .. for everyone else .. god fucking help me … HERE…WE…..GO
I’m jumping in the ridiculously notabot bandwagon.

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u/Pleaseleaveby8ish — 6 days ago

39(F4M)#EST#philly#SNJ-questionable decisions on a Monday

Long time lurker first time poster .. just looking for some good conversation to start and see where it goes . Not wanting to change my situation or yours. Apparently, finding someone who can hold a conversation is harder than assembling furniture with instructions.

Married mom looking for someone who is funny, kind, and emotionally functional, who actually wants to get to know each other—not just exchange “hey” for three weeks and then disappear into the Reddit depths of hell.
I enjoy good conversation, sarcasm, laughing at inappropriate moments, and pretending I have my life completely figured out.
If you can make me laugh, communicate like an adult, and survive a little sarcasm ,we might get along just fine. Oh yeah not a bot / anything else I’m suppose to say 🤣

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u/Pleaseleaveby8ish — 11 days ago
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39(F4M)#EST#philly#SNJ-questionable decisions on a Monday

Long time lurker first time poster .. just looking for some good conversation to start and see where it goes . Not wanting to change my situation or yours. Apparently, finding someone who can hold a conversation is harder than assembling furniture with instructions.

Married mom looking for someone who is funny, kind, and emotionally functional, who actually wants to get to know each other—not just exchange “hey” for three weeks and then disappear into the Reddit depths of hell.
I enjoy good conversation, sarcasm, laughing at inappropriate moments, and pretending I have my life completely figured out.
If you can make me laugh, communicate like an adult, and survive a little sarcasm ,we might get along just fine. Oh yeah not a bot / anything else I’m suppose to say 🤣

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u/Pleaseleaveby8ish — 11 days ago