I think i hooked up with an actual elf once
I was with erasmus in Copenhagen and i used a dating app to meet people over there. Randomly I found a girl who's part of the same program as me and is also into nerd things(dnd mostly) so we started talking. I was immediately aware that she was super smart just from the way she talked. She used fairly verbose language which is probably because english wasn't her native language(neither is mine) but also she went to a fancy university that brought her there. I can't exactly describe how strange it was meeting her she obviously had some sort of autism and had some sort of like sadistic humor idk she was such an interesting person to talk to and we immediately clicked. After our first meeting concluded and I was getting ready in the evening when i got a bunch of texts from her twlling me what she's gonna do to me and ah, she was such a great dom, she knew so much about shibari and told me about times she did it before.
I forgor to mention but she was 185 cm (5'11') and spoke estonian which if you know something about elvish from lotr it is one of the languages its based on. When i told her that she seems like an elf she started playing into it, she told me that estonians live high up in trees and other fun bullshit like that and how they like to kidnap girls like me to eat.
The actual session was one of the weirdest but also really fun i had, she tied me up so I couldn't move and my breasts were exposed, then edge me relentlessly until i was close. Then she'd give me quiz questions and if I got three right she'll put a vibrator to my clit for 30 seconds but ir i got one wrong the streak breaks(and she yanked my nipple hard couple of the times when my answer was outrageously wrong) she also sometimes played with my nipples when i took too long to answer because that made it hard to think for me and she said my moans while I'm trying to think were really precious.
Nearing the end I was so close and I got 2 right in a row, I was begging to cum and then she said the question and it was in estonian, and she expected me to answer, I had no idea what she said but it was so cruel to change the rules last minute. I said yes to whatever she said and she let me cum finally
The whole thing was so crazy idk she was a very weird specimen I'll never forget, also she was the kinda top that doesn't really like getting touched themselves but fully gets off on torturing and making others feel good. She said she came like 4 times thinking about me being tied up later touching herself and had a time of her life and like you go girl damn.
idk just wanted to share this :P