u/Pretend_Corgi60018

Well you opened the post—no harm in reading!
I’m a married dad and have no interest in changing that for me or for you. It would be nice if you were in the same/similar situation so we both understand the dynamic but it’s not necessarily a requirement. I am happy to share pics early to see how we each feel.

We should admit this is about attraction as much as anything else so hopefully you are willing to do the same. Your age is not so important to me so long as you are over 18 of course. Happy to provide more of a description or share pics in chat.

That said—attraction is more layered than just looks. Of course that’s important but if your brain doesn’t turn me on just as much or if I don’t do that for you—this won’t last (and I’d like it to last). So let’s make sure the conversation is good too! Also—please be able to make me laugh. Dad jokes. Dirty jokes. Whatever—I’m in. In fact—lead with that if you’d like. Hit me with that joke that makes YOU cringe—I want it!!

I want to be on the edge of my seat looking for your message. If I’m going to sneak around, I want to be turned on but I also want the butterflies. I want to be wrapped around your little finger and you mine.
So—really—talk to me about whatever you’d like. I have pets, into cooking, love stupid jokes, love a good cocktail, and am into making you feel like a million bucks.

Things I’m not into: smoking, MAGA cult members (or, really, any cult members…at least…any cult SO FAR).

We want to have fun so I’m fine letting conversation get adult early if you’d like (and I do have some adult things I can share if that’s your interest) but, again, we should have a lot to talk about—so let’s get to it!
So hit me with that joke. Show me your dog. Talk food to me—hit me with that secret chocolate chip cookie recipe or your favorite cut of steak or ANYTHING.

Can’t wait to meet you!

5’7”, white, hairy (trimmed around cock), moaner, regularly in the gym and working on the dad bod.

Would love to find someone interested in spending some oral time together. Open to more if discussed and agreed ahead of time but no expectation of that.
Unable to host but able to do some traveling around the capital area.

Married but spouse is not in the know so if you get hot knowing you can take a man even if he’s married—maybe we can help each other out 😏.

Hello!

The first message is always the hard part so, if it helps, some suggestions on an opener (though feel free to go off script and improv) if you want to reach out:

\- Pets? Love’em or hate’em?
\- Guilty pleasure movie/music/show?
\- Most public sexual experience? If any.
\- I like to cook. All the food that will definitely kill you. What do you like to do? Or what do you like to eat??
\- What kink or fantasy do you have that you can’t share with your SO?
\- What song would you want playing while you fought the members of SCOTUS in a parking lot?
\- What’s your chocolate chip cookie recipe secret?

For me: I work and am married. That means I’m not literally on my phone all day though I certainly make time. I want to be on edge just waiting for your next message. I am very comfortable sharing pics/vids/audio (dirty and otherwise) when the comfort is there and would like the same when you’re ready for that (👻 or TG). I’m happy to tell more about myself—just ask! I like to cook, enjoy TV/movies when time allows, like music, love animals, and getting into the gym when I can (real life only allows maybe two days a week at the moment 🫤)

You: could be any age. You can be a young (obviously legal) little thing who likes an older man. You can be my age and just looking for the same thing. You could be an older confident woman. I’m open to any.

I want you to sneak around behind your guys back looking for my messages. I want you to think of me when you’re with your SO. I want you to be excited to hear from me. Strongly prefer you are also married and fine if you have kids.

And let’s just put this out there: if you think January 6th was an act of patriotism or the election was stolen—thank you but we are not in a position to like each other. Good luck to you though!

Hit me up if you’re interested. We can start dirty and go from there or start with chat and see what happens. I’m here and good with what is most comfortable!

Not looking to change anybody else’s situation, nor mine. I assure you, I am capable of being discreet, and would expect the same. Strong OPSEC required.
I expect you will check out my profile—please feel free but know ahead of time it is adult in nature.

Hope to hear from you!