u/Pretend_Corgi60018

ETA: good god….when I figure out what “onnjlnd” is, I’ll be sure to let you know. 🫠

Hello!

The first message is always the hard part so, if it helps, some suggestions on an opener (though feel free to go off script and improv) if you want to reach out:

- Pets? Love’em or hate’em?
- Guilty pleasure movie/music/show?
- Most public sexual experience? If any.
- I like to cook. All the food that will definitely kill you. What do you like to do? Or what do you like to eat??
- What kink or fantasy do you have that you can’t share with your SO?
- What song would you want playing while you fought the members of SCOTUS in a parking lot?
- What’s your chocolate chip cookie recipe secret?

For me: I work and am married. That means I’m not literally on my phone all day though I certainly make time. I want to be on edge just waiting for your next message. I am very comfortable sharing pics/vids/audio (dirty and otherwise) when the comfort is there and would like the same when you’re ready for that (👻 or TG). I’m happy to tell more about myself—just ask! I like to cook, enjoy TV/movies when time allows, like music, love animals, and getting into the gym when I can (real life only allows maybe two days a week at the moment 🫤)

You: could be any age. You can be a young (obviously legal) little thing who likes an older man. You can be my age and just looking for the same thing. You could be an older confident woman. I’m open to any.

I want you to sneak around behind your guys back looking for my messages. I want you to think of me when you’re with your SO. I want you to be excited to hear from me. Strongly prefer you are also married and fine if you have kids.

And let’s just put this out there: if you think January 6th was an act of patriotism or the election was stolen—thank you but we are not in a position to like each other. Good luck to you though!

Hit me up if you’re interested. We can start dirty and go from there or start with chat and see what happens. I’m here and good with what is most comfortable!

Not looking to change anybody else’s situation, nor mine. I assure you, I am capable of being discreet, and would expect the same. Strong OPSEC required.
I expect you will check out my profile—please feel free but know ahead of time it is adult in nature.

Hope to hear from you!

Hello!

The first message is always the hard part so, if it helps, some suggestions on an opener (though feel free to go off script and improv) if you want to reach out:

- Pets? Love’em or hate’em?
- Guilty pleasure movie/music/show?
- Most public sexual experience? If any.
- I like to cook. All the food that will definitely kill you. What do you like to do? Or what do you like to eat??
- What kink or fantasy do you have that you can’t share with your SO?
- What song would you want playing while you fought the members of SCOTUS in a parking lot?
- What’s your chocolate chip cookie recipe secret?

For me: I work and am married. That means I’m not literally on my phone all day though I certainly make time. I want to be on edge just waiting for your next message. I am very comfortable sharing pics/vids/audio (dirty and otherwise) when the comfort is there and would like the same when you’re ready for that (👻 or TG). I’m happy to tell more about myself—just ask! I like to cook, enjoy TV/movies when time allows, like music, love animals, and getting into the gym when I can (real life only allows maybe two days a week at the moment 🫤)

You: could be any age. You can be a young (obviously legal) little thing who likes an older man. You can be my age and just looking for the same thing. You could be an older confident woman. I’m open to any.

I want you to sneak around behind your guys back looking for my messages. I want you to think of me when you’re with your SO. I want you to be excited to hear from me. Strongly prefer you are also married and fine if you have kids.

And let’s just put this out there: if you think January 6th was an act of patriotism or the election was stolen—thank you but we are not in a position to like each other. Good luck to you though!

Hit me up if you’re interested. We can start dirty and go from there or start with chat and see what happens. I’m here and good with what is most comfortable!

Not looking to change anybody else’s situation, nor mine. I assure you, I am capable of being discreet, and would expect the same. Strong OPSEC required.
I expect you will check out my profile—please feel free but know ahead of time it is adult in nature.

Hope to hear from you!