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▲ 8 r/OverwatchCirclejerk

Sword fighting

For the real jerkers.
Who do you think is into sword fighting both casually and cumpetitive? Who gets horny from it? Who comes after the first swing down on their head? Who’s just using it as an excuse to frot?

For me I believe there are layers to it like a diagram.

To start
Doom, Rein and Momga are evil cumpetitive freaks that enjoy the fight and will bash in your cock until you piss from your eyes and cum from your nose, ESPECIALLY MAMUGA. That monster of a cybernetic beast gets off besting your dick in, screaming HAHAHHH as your schmeat dies like Apollo Creed, just absolutely demolished to the extent that you can be labeled a cis woman. He loves it.

76 definitely loves it but is ashamed to admit it so he claims it’s just “a game of dominance and manliness” but he just likes measuring it against bigger or smaller weens and gets horny. Reaper, Hanzo, Hazard and Mizuki are on the same boat, reaper more so that man is borderline a DL republican level of closeted. This part has a lot and think a lot of guys in general go down this route. IT’S ALL AN EXCUSE TO FROT

Now cummers from just the tip touch I went back and forth but I feel Lucio and Cass. I know Lucio is a sensitive little thing that shoots out minute white missiles from his mayo packet sized schlong. This man would moan and vibrate then bust like it’s been 50 years since he last been touched for a single finger tip. Cass I feel the same but only men, if you’re a woman this man will make you jerk him until carpal tunnel is developed.

But I think the biggest one to be in all of the above is junkrat. I mean look at him, this guy Australian rodent man twink just goes up to you, no “hi how you doing?” He will ask you “wanna pull our cocks out and go at it?” Jamison fawkes has his own personal stats and records on his personal 24/7 always lubed up and semi hard off rhino bull pills that he can’t get hard naturally anymore or jerk it to normal porn. His looking up Asian sockpuppet vore latex incest porn, dude needs to be shot and incarcerated.

Thank you for reading and have a nice morning, day, evening or night. Love you bye :))

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u/Routine-Food-2854 — 12 days ago
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I was checking my messages and scrolling while on the shitter. I saw this profile near me and had a good chuckle. Thought it might brighten some of yall day.

u/Routine-Food-2854 — 18 days ago
▲ 0 r/OverwatchCirclejerk

Had two back to back games of the most knuckle dragging, brain damaged narcissists in a while.

First match had 4 dps (sierra, cass, echo, soujourn), a Moira and me the tank as hog. Enemy team; Domina, Kiriko, Moira, Ashe, Solider 76, and a Hanzo. I knew it be a hard match it was New Junk City no knows how to play on this map. But it over after the first point. My breaking point was after on 1st I secured a kill on their Moira followed by their Ashe and 76. I ping the Domina for us all to attack. Me and Moira try to kill the Domina but the Kiri starts to pocket her, she’s focusing and keeping the Domina alive but she’s low. I burned through my cooldowns earlier and just using my gun then as soon I reload the gun my Moira decides to leave. At which point I die as they both begin to focus me. I see my team just standing at the entrance trying to snipe their Hanzo, who is just HOLDING BOW AND SCUTTLING LIKE A CRAB, my team (console in general) treat hansoap like his a fucking tank. Might as well be since people are too scared to walk on him, if only our team had HEROES WITH FUCKING VERTICAL MOVEMENT ( my team had a ECHO, SIERRA, SOUJOURN).

I made a comment that we had 6 dps on our team and I still couldn’t get help. Obviously I was being hyperbolic, with some truth, I admit on 2nd I was just flanking and getting kills. Then my Moira says “-_- how am I Dps? I got 4k heals?” Annoyed, I explained that my comment was merely a hyperbolic joke, it wasn’t a joke but it wasn’t serious either just me bitchin, but Moira didn’t get it and said they are autistic. Nothing wrong with autistic people (hate I have to preface that here) but one how’d am I supposed to know that? Second I have met folks on the spectrum that would wonder the hyperbole or put two and two together by looking at the scoreboard of who’s on our team.

Second match must’ve been some sick joke, as now there were was 3 supports (zen, Moira, Kiriko) 2 dps (Ashe and Mei) and me on tank (Mauga). Everything was fine in the beginning but soon overwatch happened and their mercy began to heavily pocket their orisa who I had to deal with permanently since she was glued on me. As well try to peel for my supports against their pharah, echo and wrecking ball. After 3 team fights we lost the round and I swapped to mergy aka the white women. They ask for a tank and I tell em no I didn’t want to so instead of either of them swapping they stay the same. We go out and get curb stomped. They double down to not switching to tank and go 5 dps, one guy left, I was the only support now. We ended up getting spawn held. Felt like I just saw people walk into a lion’s cage. This match was my proof that schools are just prisons to teach us how to get ready for a 9 to 5 job.

Everything bad about overwatch is ten fold on console. These people vote, these people ask for stupid buffs and nerfs on Reddit and to blizzard, console players are what I describe on the same degree as nepo babies, influencers and washed up celebrities. It is bad here and I’d leave if I could but I am fool (no money for a computer) so I must deal with it. (Picture unrelated)

u/Routine-Food-2854 — 22 days ago