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I’m in a long-term sexless marriage ~ but then so is pretty much everyone around here.

But I’m also an above average conversationalist with a pithy sense of humor. But again, that’s a claim anyone would make — who the hell wants to text with someone who can’t string two words together?

Not you. That’s for certain.

Okay, how’s this:

Not only am I a brilliant conversationalist, humorous, and empathetic but I have been voted sexiest man alive in 47 different polls, discovered an advanced underwater civilization off the coast of Peru and like the exact same music you do.

Well, okay no. The music thing was a lie. I, in fact, find the musical artists you hold most dear to be pedestrian at best.

Sorry. I just wanted to impress you.

I’m center-left politically and am in the Mountain Time Zone if either of those matter to you.

I’m in a long-term sexless marriage — but then so is pretty much everyone around here.

But I’m also an above average conversationalist with a pithy sense of humor. But again, that’s a claim anyone would make — who the hell wants to text with someone who can’t string two words together?

Not you. That’s for certain.

Okay, how’s this:

Not only am I a brilliant conversationalist, humorous, and empathetic but I have been voted sexiest man alive in 47 different polls, discovered an advanced underwater civilization off the coast of Peru and like the exact same music you do.

Well, okay no. The music thing was a lie. I, in fact, find the musical artists you hold most dear to be pedestrian at best.

Sorry. I just wanted to impress you.

I’m center-left politically and am in the Mountain Time Zone if either of those matter to you.

I’m in a long-term dead bedroom, so there’s that.

But, I do love engaging, real, honest conversations about pretty much anything.

I’m adapt at using humor, pride myself on empathy, and can lead a very satisfying spicy conversation if things come to that.

I’m center-left politically if that matters to you but understand that perfectly intelligent people can disagree with me. In fact, disagreeing with me may very well be a sign of intelligence.

I’m in the Mountain Time Zone.