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Review of Twisted Beast's Uriens Demon Fox Dildo
Summary
Twisted Beast’s Uriens checks a lot of the boxes I want in a knotted dildo. While a single dildo can’t possibly do it all, Uriens satisfies many of my knaughty desires. A thick girthy knot without too much insertable length to knot it, plus a good amount of space behind to easily tie in and even thrust a bit with the knot still inside! The knot shape is a good balance between being bulbous enough for a nice stretch and pop, without being too abrupt making it suitable for knot-fucking (thrusting the knot in and out).
The overall sculpt is very appealing with the demonic fox theme being a pretty accurate descriptor. The knot is of course the main event, details throughout giving muscular appearance, and the bonus of the upward curved shaft with a ridged head for some added P/G-spot targeting on the way in. Except for the visual surface finish that could be a little improved, it looks good with fur tufts at the bottom adding some of the fox theming, and the Demon Blood color is quite pretty for a “single” color with slight iridescence and depth to it.
Uriens is a great fit if you’re looking for:
- A thick knotted dildo with a shorter insertable length (made it on my short and thick list) still with plenty of space below the knot!
- Mild texture (musculature, skin folds, light veins)
- Slight upward P/G-spot targeting shaft curve, ridged head, and a two-lobed knot (primarily side-to-side knot girth)
- A knot that is not overly abrupt, suitable for knot-fucking
- A mixed high-fantasy and animalistic themed toy, styled as a demon fox (much more on the high-fantasy side of things)
Any drawback to note?
- Visual surface finish could be refined a bit more. While the surface feel overall is a smooth semi-gloss finish, some circumferential “printer lines” can be seen when looking closely (they have been smoothed enough to not be felt at all during use). (Note: the surface finishes do look to be improved for the realistic dildo lineup and newer models)
Review of Twisted Beast's Uriens Demon Fox Dildo
Summary
Twisted Beast’s Uriens checks a lot of the boxes I want in a knotted dildo. While a single dildo can’t possibly do it all, Uriens satisfies many of my knaughty desires. A thick girthy knot without too much insertable length to knot it, plus a good amount of space behind to easily tie in and even thrust a bit with the knot still inside! The knot shape is a good balance between being bulbous enough for a nice stretch and pop, without being too abrupt making it suitable for knot-fucking (thrusting the knot in and out).
The overall sculpt is very appealing with the demonic fox theme being a pretty accurate descriptor. The knot is of course the main event, details throughout giving muscular appearance, and the bonus of the upward curved shaft with a ridged head for some added P/G-spot targeting on the way in. Except for the visual surface finish that could be a little improved, it looks good with fur tufts at the bottom adding some of the fox theming, and the Demon Blood color is quite pretty for a “single” color with slight iridescence and depth to it.
Uriens is a great fit if you’re looking for:
- A thick knotted dildo with a shorter insertable length (made it on my short and thick list) still with plenty of space below the knot!
- Mild texture (musculature, skin folds, light veins)
- Slight upward P/G-spot targeting shaft curve, ridged head, and a two-lobed knot (primarily side-to-side knot girth)
- A knot that is not overly abrupt, suitable for knot-fucking
- A mixed high-fantasy and animalistic themed toy, styled as a demon fox (much more on the high-fantasy side of things)
Any drawback to note?
- Visual surface finish could be refined a bit more. While the surface feel overall is a smooth semi-gloss finish, some circumferential “printer lines” can be seen when looking closely (they have been smoothed enough to not be felt at all during use). (Note: the surface finishes do look to be improved for the realistic dildo lineup and newer models)
Love the way Flint’s thick scales grip my hole! (And leaves me gaped)
Just received first Twisted Beast toy and excited to use! (Uriens) But had curiosity for those that have some TB toys?
I really love Urien’s shape/sculpt and surface feels pretty smooth, but there’s definitely some printer texture (mostly by appearance). Anyone else that has Twisted Beast’s toys notice this? Mostly wondering if it’s just the case for some of their older toys/molds, or if it’s for most of their models.
TIA!
Unsheathing and bouncing on a knaughty dragon dildo
And for anyone interested, here’s my written review of TTC Ember!
Review of the Hole-y Cow open ended (penetrable) dildo
Summary
I was excited to test out the Hole-y Cow open ended (penetrable) dildo that QUTOYS just released, as I’ve always been interested in this fantasy of penetrating a penis after first seeing the design! And being a little into sounding myself... Till now all the realistic ones I had seen were TPE or similar (only silicone ones being non-human fantasy), so I jumped on this finally being a silicone one offered!
I think the Hole-y Cow serves best as a stroker/masturbator/penetrable first, due to the super soft silicone used. It works great for this purpose, the moderately intense texture in the internal tunnel combined with the softness gives a balanced stimulation. Together with the unique sexual fantasy it provides which I found quite hot, it makes for a very enjoyable experience! Whether that fantasy be related to docking, sounding, or just generally penetrating a larger penis is up to the individual. The realistic uncircumcised penis sculpt, visual vein texture throughout, and pink/reddish coloration of the tip, through some parts of the shaft, and the internal tunnel all add to the enticing appearance.
The dual-purpose use as a dildo, is trickier to accomplish. It does not work well as a standalone dildo due to the super soft silicone and hollow internal tunnel, it is difficult to insert. It could however, work a lot better as a dildo when using as a penetrable sleeve. First penetrating the toy with another dildo or partner’s penis, then inserting the now filled toy that has more structure. One thing to note here are the balls serving as the flared base don’t protrude a whole lot from the shaft, so I’d consider this more borderline anal safe.
The Hole-y Cow open ended (penetrable) dildo is highly recommended if you’re looking for:
- Primarily a stroker, with the option to use as a dildo with “double penetration” – penetration in penetration, with another dildo or partner penetrating inside it while using the Hole-y Cow as a dildo
- Realistic sculpt detailing and coloration on a unique sexual fantasy penetrable
- As a stroker/penetrable: Above average internal tunnel length, able to accommodate pretty much all girths. Moderate intensity internal texture.
- As a dildo: Average insertable length with very thick girth. Light external texture due to very soft silicone. Because it's so soft, is difficult to insert on its own.
Review of the Hole-y Cow open ended (penetrable) dildo
Summary
I was excited to test out the Hole-y Cow open ended (penetrable) dildo that QUTOYS just released, as I’ve always been interested in this fantasy of penetrating a penis after first seeing the design! And being a little into sounding myself... Till now all the realistic ones I had seen were TPE or similar (only silicone ones being non-human fantasy), so I jumped on this finally being a silicone one offered!
I think the Hole-y Cow serves best as a stroker/masturbator/penetrable first, due to the super soft silicone used. It works great for this purpose, the moderately intense texture in the internal tunnel combined with the softness gives a balanced stimulation. Together with the unique sexual fantasy it provides which I found quite hot, it makes for a very enjoyable experience! Whether that fantasy be related to docking, sounding, or just generally penetrating a larger penis is up to the individual. The realistic uncircumcised penis sculpt, visual vein texture throughout, and pink/reddish coloration of the tip, through some parts of the shaft, and the internal tunnel all add to the enticing appearance.
The dual-purpose use as a dildo, is trickier to accomplish. It does not work well as a standalone dildo due to the super soft silicone and hollow internal tunnel, it is difficult to insert. It could however, work a lot better as a dildo when using as a penetrable sleeve. First penetrating the toy with another dildo or partner’s penis, then inserting the now filled toy that has more structure. One thing to note here are the balls serving as the flared base don’t protrude a whole lot from the shaft, so I’d consider this more borderline anal safe.
The Hole-y Cow open ended (penetrable) dildo may be a good fit if you’re looking for:
- Primarily a stroker, with the option to use as a dildo with “double penetration” – penetration in penetration, with another dildo or partner penetrating inside it while using the Hole-y Cow as a dildo
- Realistic sculpt detailing and coloration on a unique sexual fantasy penetrable
- As a stroker/penetrable: Above average internal tunnel length, able to accommodate pretty much all girths. Moderate intensity internal texture.
- As a dildo: Average insertable length with very thick girth. Light external texture due to very soft silicone. Because it's so soft, is difficult to insert on its own.
The 3” wide Goliath pushing my limits
Can’t believe I was able to take this much of the Goliath! (and here is my written review if anyone’s interested)
Review of Uberrime's Dashing Bowtie Dildo
This classy fella is hella smooth!
Summary
Uberrime’s Dashing Bowtie is a relatively straightforward, semi-realistic sculpt that’s also effective in use with some of its small features. The realistic aspects come from the ridged phallic head, slight urethral bulge in the shaft underside (both of which ensure some massaging of the P/G-spot regardless of position), and balls at the base. At the same time staying a bit on the abstract side, especially in colorful pours, as these features are all smoothed out.
Speaking of smooth, one of the other defining aspects is the highly glossy surface finish of the Dashing Bowtie. I was surprised just how slick it was, as most of the dildos we own range from semi-glossy to matte surface finishes. The glossy surface makes for a very low friction experience during thrusting with even minimal lube! (Not to say to skip the lube, definitely still use lube for anal use, but could likely get away without for vaginal use)
And of course, the super cute little bowtie at the base! While this namesake doesn’t technically add to the use (well visuals if watching during use), it is a unique addition that brings an extra dash of playfulness, “class”, and makes for a great display piece.
Stay classy!
The Dashing Bowtie may be a good fit if you’re looking for:
- A smooth, minimal friction play time
- Relatively straight shaft, with a light-moderately pronounced coronal ridge, and a slight bulge to the underside
- Slightly thick for the length (circumference and insertable length very similar)
- Semi-realistic/semi-abstract dildo (with some extra flair from the bowtie)
Review of Uberrime's Dashing Bowtie Dildo
This classy fella is hella smooth!
Summary
Uberrime’s Dashing Bowtie is a relatively straightforward, semi-realistic sculpt that’s also effective in use with some of its small features. The realistic aspects come from the ridged phallic head, slight urethral bulge in the shaft underside (both of which ensure some massaging of the P/G-spot regardless of position), and balls at the base. At the same time staying a bit on the abstract side, especially in colorful pours, as these features are all smoothed out.
Speaking of smooth, one of the other defining aspects is the highly glossy surface finish of the Dashing Bowtie. I was surprised just how slick it was, as most of the dildos we own range from semi-glossy to matte surface finishes. The glossy surface makes for a very low friction experience during thrusting with even minimal lube! (Not to say to skip the lube, definitely still use lube for anal use, but could likely get away without for vaginal use)
And of course, the super cute little bowtie at the base! While this namesake doesn’t technically add to the use (well visuals if watching during use), it is a unique addition that brings an extra dash of playfulness, “class”, and makes for a great display piece.
Stay classy!
The Dashing Bowtie may be a good fit if you’re looking for:
- A smooth, minimal friction play time
- Relatively straight shaft, with a light-moderately pronounced coronal ridge, and a slight bulge to the underside
- Slightly thick for the length (circumference and insertable length very similar)
- Semi-realistic/semi-abstract dildo (with some extra flair from the bowtie)
Review of Bad Dragon's Flint
Summary
Flint's thick and scaly design really got me interested in him, as I do love short and thick fantasy dildos with a lot of texture! A clear dragon fantasy theme in his design, in addition to the uncircumcised and studded piercing aspects (which are all really captured in his full name “Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon”). He has nice intense texture in not only the scales, but also the nubs that mimic genital piercing studs. The intensity of the nubs is something to keep in mind, as they are not as obvious as the scales when looking at Flint but I think can even be a bit more pinpoint and intense in use. A fun and pleasing fantasy dildo overall, as long as you’re prepared to get into his thick and texture heavy experience.
Flint is recommended for those looking for:
- Intensely textured fantasy dildo
- Upward curved shaft that is thick throughout
- Very thick for the length
- High-fantasy dragon themed dildo
Review of Bad Dragon's Flint Dildo
Summary
Bad Dragon Flint's thick and scaly design really got me interested in him, as I do love short and thick fantasy dildos with a lot of texture! A clear dragon fantasy theme in his design, in addition to the uncircumcised and studded piercing aspects (which are all really captured in his full name “Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon”). He has nice intense texture in not only the scales, but also the nubs that mimic genital piercing studs. The intensity of the nubs is something to keep in mind, as they are not as obvious as the scales when looking at Flint but I think can even be a bit more pinpoint and intense in use. A fun and pleasing fantasy dildo overall, as long as you’re prepared to get into his thick and texture heavy experience.
Flint is recommended for those looking for:
- Intensely textured fantasy dildo
- Upward curved shaft that is thick throughout
- Very thick for the length
- High-fantasy dragon themed dildo
Here I go stretching again on the Rabbit!
And for anyone interested, here’s my written review of Hankey’s Toys Rabbit Medium size, Medium-Firm!
JockTribe’s Cyclist Clay with me, in me, and my review
Link to full review on my site
Summary
As I expand my realistic dildo collection, Cyclist Clay is my first from JockTribe and I’m very happy to say he delivers a super realistic look and feel! His dual density construction gives that realistic feel with a softer and squishier outer skin layer and a firm inner core like an erect penis. The overall firmness is a little on the softer, more flexible side compared to some other dual density dildos I’ve tried. This can make for a more comfortable ride especially if you prefer a little softer overall, but can just require a bit more guiding for the initial entrance when combined with the blunt head (compared to overall firmer dildos).
Part of what drew me to Cyclist Clay is his unique shaft curve that kind of matches my own, which adds extra excitement for me with the fantasy of riding (a thicker version of) myself! Clay’s blunter head was another particular aspect I liked, as I enjoy that immediate intense stretch blunt heads give upon entering.
Cyclist Clay is recommended if you’re looking for:
- Quite realistic dildo in look and feel!
- Pronounced visual vein texturing, that is not intense in use (due to soft outer layer)
- Blunt head with slightly pronounced ridge, and a unique shaft curve to the side and downward
- Thick for the length (6.5” insertable length with 7.3” circumference)
- Suction cup base
Review of Mr. Hankey's Toys Topher Michels dildo
Summary
The Topher Michels dildo is a fantastic ride as he does have many of my favorite realistic dildo features in one model! The pleasurable mixture of a prostate (or G-spot) milking tip with his pronounced coronal ridge, nice shaft curve for targeting the spot, and wider shaft providing an extra stretching sensation for the girth. The realistic detail in the sculpt is also great (as it is replicating Topher Michels own member), with the fully sculpted balls providing an additional touch of realism. His shaft has mostly light texturing of veins and a matte skin-like finish, the most prominent being his ridged head and highly textured balls for an optional grind!
The Topher Michels dildo is highly recommended if you’re looking for:
- A thick dildo for the length (with more side-to-side shaft thickness, making him feel even girthier)
- Very realistic dildo sculpt (and color if opting for a skin tone color choice), as it is a replica of adult star Topher Michels!
- Curved shaft and ridged head for P/G-spot targeting
- Overall light skin and vein texture, except the ridged head being a little more intense
Link to my full review of Topher Michels for those interested!
Review of Mr. Hankey's Toys Topher Michels dildo
Summary
The Topher Michels dildo is a fantastic ride as he does have many of my favorite realistic dildo features in one model! The pleasurable mixture of a prostate (or G-spot) milking tip with his pronounced coronal ridge, nice shaft curve for targeting the spot, and wider shaft providing an extra stretching sensation for the girth. The realistic detail in the sculpt is also great (as it is replicating Topher Michels own member), with the fully sculpted balls providing an additional touch of realism. His shaft has mostly light texturing of veins and a matte skin-like finish, the most prominent being his ridged head and highly textured balls for an optional grind!
The Topher Michels dildo is highly recommended if you’re looking for:
- A thick dildo for the length (with more side-to-side shaft thickness, making him feel even girthier)
- Very realistic dildo sculpt (and color if opting for a skin tone color choice), as it is a replica of adult star Topher Michels!
- Curved shaft and ridged head for P/G-spot targeting
- Overall light skin and vein texture, except the ridged head being a little more intense
Link to my full review of Topher Michels for those interested!
Review of Twin Tail Creations Ember the Fire Dragon Dildo
Summary
What really drew me to Twin Tail Creations’ Ember was the combination of scale texture, a knot, and short insertable length for the girth! This is a pretty uncommon combination as models usually only have one, maybe two of those aspects. Unfortunately, Ember did not quite live up to my expectations, but some of my expectations may have also been too high! It is a very pretty fade with split base pour. The tapered tip does a nice job of helping it slip in deeper when hilting Ember.
The scale and bump textures were not as intense as I wanted but that’s no fault of the sculpt and more my personal preference, having taken Bad Dragon’s more texturally intense Flint already! The main fault I have with the Ember sculpt (in medium size and smaller) is there’s not enough space behind the knot to properly take the knot and tie in. While still giving a nice satisfying stretch, it doesn’t deliver that proper knotting sensation I would look for in a knotted dildo.
Ember may be a good fit if you’re looking for:
- Moderate scaly/ridged texture along with moderately intense bump texture
- Tapered tip with a gradually widening shaft to a knot
- Shorter insertable length for the knot girth! (made my short and thick list)
- High-fantasy (dragon) themed dildo
Any notable drawbacks?
- Lack of space behind the knot makes it difficult or impossible to fully ‘knot’ and ‘tie-in’ on shaft behind the knot, at least on the medium size for me
- Unnecessarily deep urethral slit in the tip, requires more attention during cleaning
Link to full review on my site
If anyone would be interested in seeing it in use (NSFW, masc male) here is link to a prior post I made on the baddragonboys sub!
Question I have for anyone else that has had the opportunity to use Ember, did you also have issues with fully knotting due to limited space behind the knot (for medium size and smaller), or with a larger size (large or XL) was space behind for knotting not an issue?
Review of Twin Tail Creations Ember the Fire Dragon Dildo
Summary
What really drew me to Twin Tail Creations’ Ember was the combination of scale texture, a knot, and short insertable length for the girth! This is a pretty uncommon combination as models usually only have one, maybe two of those aspects. Unfortunately, Ember did not quite live up to my expectations, but some of my expectations may have also been too high! It is a very pretty fade with split base pour. The tapered tip does a nice job of helping it slip in deeper when hilting Ember.
The scale and bump textures were not as intense as I wanted but that’s no fault of the sculpt and more my personal preference, having taken Bad Dragon’s more texturally intense Flint already! The main fault I have with the Ember sculpt (in medium size and smaller) is there’s not enough space behind the knot to properly take the knot and tie in. While still giving a nice satisfying stretch, it doesn’t deliver that proper knotting sensation I would look for in a knotted dildo.
Ember may be a good fit if you’re looking for:
- Moderate scaly/ridged texture along with moderately intense bump texture
- Tapered tip with a gradually widening shaft to a knot
- Shorter insertable length for the knot girth! (made my short and thick list)
- High-fantasy (dragon) themed dildo
Any notable drawbacks?
- Lack of space behind the knot makes it difficult or impossible to fully ‘knot’ and ‘tie-in’ on shaft behind the knot, at least on the medium size for me
- Unnecessarily deep urethral slit in the tip, requires more attention during cleaning
Link to full review on my site
Question I have for anyone else that has had the opportunity to use Ember, did you also have issues with fully knotting due to limited space behind the knot (for medium size and smaller), or with a larger size (large or XL) was space behind for knotting not an issue?
Uberrime’s new tentacle themed V-plugs arrived!
The set of Uberrime’s new tentacle themed vaginal plugs just arrived, always love their pretty pours and sculpts and can’t wait to try them out on my partner! We were excited when they added some fantasy themed V-plugs, will be interesting to see how the extra texture plays out for her in use.
From left to right (all in size small): Thetis, Galene, Haliae