You thought it was payday...oh nay nay...it's Floccinaucinihilipilification Friday.
Here ye, here ye,
'Tis the day where nothing meaningful is allowed. Only shenanigans (stay tuned for the app). Today we lay like broccoli, and perhaps steam ourselves like broccoli too.
You've worked all week. You've posted thirst traps. You've kept your diets and gym routines strict. Take a day off and just do nothing.
Anyone caught doing anything will be told to do less and made to balance on the surf board of shame.
May you be filled with nothing but giant bowls of cereal and relaxation. 👽🩶