u/ThreadbareAdjustment

These all happened more than a decade ago.

There was a place in my city that had a reputation for being immune from the law despite being only two blocks from a police station (I'm sure cops visited it often, just not on duty), had a nondescript name about being a "sauna" instead of a massage place, and yet a reputation for all the staff being older, they were all above 40, possibly even above 50. In a phase of looking for happy ending massages, I had to check it out of curiosity.

First time: I was greeted by a woman at the front. It's a small place that only had one lady working at a time and only one massage room. She said her name was Linda (yeah obviously not her real name) and though she didn't tell me I learned in a later encounter that she was the owner. She was in her 60s and frankly in hindsight I'm a little embarrassed I paid for such low standards, she was not a fit MILF but obese, long stringy blonde hair, and a voice that indicated she's probably smoked her whole life. But again this was mostly curiosity, so I paid for a half hour "massage", and she took me out back. She could clearly sniff out what I wanted immediately because she offered a "nude massage" for an upsell and gave me the password to greet any ladies in the future to get "the full menu", and then asked if I wanted to shower first. I said yes and she took me to the bathroom. It was not exactly a bastion of cleaningness and I noticed there wasn't even a bathrobe available. But regardless I showered up and headed out to the massage room right nearby where she met me in a silk robe so maybe there's only one and that's where it went. I didn't even put a towel on but out of a mixture of nervous and excitement put my hands over my penis in an obvious failed cover up but kind of also stroked it. She noticed and said something like "haha already stroking! You little pervert" (in about as affection of a tone as she could) and then asked if I was nervous, after I responded "a little" she said "Well don't be, we've been open for 50 years, we have about 8 ladies who work here, we're all older, but hopefully worth your while." She dropped the robe....very large and yet VERY saggy tits which admittedly would definitely be someone's thing, a vagina that wasn't even visible with all the rolls, and then turned around and grabbed some massage oil...cellulite galore on that butt, but also some pleasant plumpness. I got face down on the table and she started with a very lousy massage which was mostly just her giving me a light rub and regularly stroking between my legs. But it's not like I was here for the massage. She had me flip not too long in, immediately took my cock between her tits and despite the lack of attractiveness was able to stimulate me to rock hardness. She then asked me very bluntly if I wanted more she could grab a condom for an upsell, I said no, but she then asked very bluntly if I'd like a finger up my ass for no extra cost, in my experimental mood I said yes, she grabbed a rubber glove from the corner, lubed it up and then inserted it anally and stroked the cock with her other hand. I came fairly quickly and she cleaned me up, I got dressed as did she, she greeted me outside, gave me a small water bottle, and sent me on my day.

About a year or so later I had an yearning to check out the place again. This time I was greeted by a woman who was also near or at least past 60 but not as many wrinkles...still pretty chubby, and with short "Boomer woman" hairstyle like the Golden Girls with dark black hair...not my thing either but this was another "any port in a storm" situation. She introduced herself as "Angel", I gave her the password and paid for a half hour plus another nude upsell, she welcomed me back and asked if I wanted to shower again which I did....still no bathrobe. In the massage room she was still clothed what she had outside and just undressed in the room. Also big tits although not super saggy, also overweight and possibly obese but not full of rolls, a very full bush, and an also heavy in cellulite but still decent butt. One thing that stood out to me is that she had pretty cute feet and clearly got pedicures regularly with a cute red color on her toes. She had a far more pleasant and nurturing personality and gave a much better massage with much nicer and softer hands. Honestly I think that sweetheart personality made up for the looks somewhat. Similar thing with her brushing between my legs facing down and we talked a bit, she asked if I had been here before, I said yes and saw Linda who she informed me was the owner, I talked about how long she had done this line of work, and she said for about a decade now, she did in her 20s, got a day job, got laid off, couldn't find a new one and opted to return. She also mentioned at one point her daughter was 38 so you can do the math for her age, although I think she had her at a pretty young age. After the flip she gave me the same offer, I declined full service but she put on a glove, fingered my ass, stroked me with the other hand to cum, and then cleaned me up, got dressed, gave me a hug outside, and sent me on my way with another water bottle again. In hindsight I regret not asking her if I could give her a foot rub.

The third and final time happened after a couple more years and a recently ended relationship. I was depressed and in a dry spell, and opted to go to that old standby. I was greeted by woman out front who is probably the closest to conventionally attractive of the three, she was definitely the youngest, probably "only" about 51 or so although she may have even been just late 40s, a very "librarian" look, long brown hair and thick frame glasses. She introduced herself as "Maura", I gave her the password and paid for an hour with a "nude" upsell, she took me out back and to the shower again. Still no bathrobe by the way. She met in the massage room without the glasses wearing a slip on lingerie gown, and asked me if I would prefer she just get naked there or undress later, I asked for instant nudity, she seemed slightly disappointed but slipped it right off to wearing only panties that she immediately took off. Body wise...tits were the smallest of the three but also most firm. Lots of wrinkles and a C-section scar on the front. The most in shape of the three, maybe slightly overweight but just slightly, and a bit blessed with the backside, ass was smooth and firm, pussy fully shaven. I inquired about full service and she said that was an extra $150, of which I took out loads of extra cash at the ATM a block away for this and paid her it. We started with the massage...she was actually rather good at it, I chatted again, asked how long she did this, she told me that she had been doing it on and off since her 20s, she also was a bartender somewhere "out in the suburbs" and told me the most surprising job of hers is that she used to have a part-time bookkeeping position at her Lutheran church that she still volunteers at and joked about how she's really ran the gamut of jobs. Stroked me between my legs again and then came the flip, after a couple minutes she grabbed a rubber and fitted over my rock hard cock, and the asked me to get up so she could lay down. She laid on the table, spread her legs and I inserted myself into her and thrusted and thrusted. I admittedly didn't last long and exploded soon but she didn't seem to mind, after I pulled out she got up and had me get back on the table, she went ahead and put her panties back on and then removed the rubber and cleaned me off, also washing her hands in the towel, and then still giving a bit of a gentle rub and massage rubbing her fingers in my hair. At the end she said something like "You were a naughty boy today" and asked me to stand up and bend over the table. I was a bit struck but complied...and she then proceeded spank me and gave me ass about 6 or so playful smacks. I think this was intended to be a teaser of possible future services. She then said feel free to return if I was "feeling naughty" and to get dressed. She met me out front again dressed and in her glasses, gave me a hug and water, and I was on my way again. This is the only time in my life I've paid for full service.

I never went to that place again and a couple years later it was either shut down or closed for other reasons, but hey some memories there. Not my proudest or most amazing sexual encounters of course, but I could argue most unique.

I think she either very obviously does, or she just knows her feet are perfect and thus takes every opportunity to show them off. Because she definitely does show them off.

These all happened more than a decade ago. There was a place in my city that had a reputation for being immune from the law despite being only two blocks from a police station (I'm sure cops visited it often, just not on duty), had a nondescript name about being a "sauna" instead of a massage place, and yet a reputation for all the staff being older, they were all above 40, possibly even above 50. In a phase of looking for happy ending massages, I had to check it out of curiosity.

First time: I was greeted by a woman at the front. It's a small place that only had one lady working at a time and only one massage room. She said her name was Linda (yeah obviously not her real name) and though she didn't tell me I learned in a later encounter that she was the owner. She was in her 60s and frankly in hindsight I'm a little embarrassed I paid for such low standards, she was not a fit MILF but obese, long stringy blonde hair, and a voice that indicated she's probably smoked her whole life. But again this was mostly curiosity, so I paid for a half hour "massage", and she took me out back. She could clearly sniff out what I wanted immediately because she offered a "nude massage" for an upsell and gave me the password to greet any ladies in the future to get "the full menu", and then asked if I wanted to shower first. I said yes and she took me to the bathroom. It was not exactly a bastion of cleaningness and I noticed there wasn't even a bathrobe available. But regardless I showered up and headed out to the massage room right nearby where she met me in a silk robe so maybe there's only one and that's where it went. I didn't even put a towel on but out of a mixture of nervous and excitement put my hands over my penis in an obvious failed cover up but kind of also stroked it. She noticed and said something like "haha already stroking! You little pervert" (in about as affection of a tone as she could) and then asked if I was nervous, after I responded "a little" she said "Well don't be, we've been open for 50 years, we have about 8 ladies who work here, we're all older, but hopefully worth your while." She dropped the robe....very large and yet VERY saggy tits which admittedly would definitely be someone's thing, a vagina that wasn't even visible with all the rolls, and then turned around and grabbed some massage oil...cellulite galore on that butt, but also some pleasant plumpness. I got face down on the table and she started with a very lousy massage which was mostly just her giving me a light rub and regularly stroking between my legs. But it's not like I was here for the massage. She had me flip not too long in, immediately took my cock between her tits and despite the lack of attractiveness was able to stimulate me to rock hardness. She then asked me very bluntly if I wanted more she could grab a condom for an upsell, I said no, but she then asked very bluntly if I'd like a finger up my ass for no extra cost, in my experimental mood I said yes, she grabbed a rubber glove from the corner, lubed it up and then inserted it anally and stroked the cock with her other hand. I came fairly quickly and she cleaned me up, I got dressed as did she, she greeted me outside, gave me a small water bottle, and sent me on my day.

About a year or so later I had an yearning to check out the place again. This time I was greeted by a woman who was also near or at least past 60 but not as many wrinkles...still pretty chubby, and with short "Boomer woman" hairstyle like the Golden Girls with dark black hair...not my thing either but this was another "any port in a storm" situation. She introduced herself as "Angel", I gave her the password and paid for a half hour plus another nude upsell, she welcomed me back and asked if I wanted to shower again which I did....still no bathrobe. In the massage room she was still clothed what she had outside and just undressed in the room. Also big tits although not super saggy, also overweight and possibly obese but not full of rolls, a very full bush, and an also heavy in cellulite but still decent butt. One thing that stood out to me is that she had pretty cute feet and clearly got pedicures regularly with a cute red color on her toes. She had a far more pleasant and nurturing personality and gave a much better massage with much nicer and softer hands. Honestly I think that sweetheart personality made up for the looks somewhat. Similar thing with her brushing between my legs facing down and we talked a bit, she asked if I had been here before, I said yes and saw Linda who she informed me was the owner, I talked about how long she had done this line of work, and she said for about a decade now, she did in her 20s, got a day job, got laid off, couldn't find a new one and opted to return. She also mentioned at one point her daughter was 38 so you can do the math for her age, although I think she had her at a pretty young age. After the flip she gave me the same offer, I declined full service but she put on a glove, fingered my ass, stroked me with the other hand to cum, and then cleaned me up, got dressed, gave me a hug outside, and sent me on my way with another water bottle again. In hindsight I regret not asking her if I could give her a foot rub.

The third and final time happened after a couple more years and a recently ended relationship. I was depressed and in a dry spell, and opted to go to that old standby. I was greeted by woman out front who is probably the closest to conventionally attractive of the three, she was definitely the youngest, probably "only" about 51 or so although she may have even been just late 40s, a very "librarian" look, long brown hair and thick frame glasses. She introduced herself as "Maura", I gave her the password and paid for an hour with a "nude" upsell, she took me out back and to the shower again. Still no bathrobe by the way. She met in the massage room without the glasses wearing a slip on lingerie gown, and asked me if I would prefer she just get naked there or undress later, I asked for instant nudity, she seemed slightly disappointed but slipped it right off to wearing only panties that she immediately took off. Body wise...tits were the smallest of the three but also most firm. Lots of wrinkles and a C-section scar on the front. The most in shape of the three, maybe slightly overweight but just slightly, and a bit blessed with the backside, ass was smooth and firm, pussy fully shaven. I inquired about full service and she said that was an extra $150, of which I took out loads of extra cash at the ATM a block away for this and paid her it. We started with the massage...she was actually rather good at it, I chatted again, asked how long she did this, she told me that she had been doing it on and off since her 20s, she also was a bartender somewhere "out in the suburbs" and told me the most surprising job of hers is that she used to have a part-time bookkeeping position at her Lutheran church that she still volunteers at and joked about how she's really ran the gamut of jobs. Stroked me between my legs again and then came the flip, after a couple minutes she grabbed a rubber and fitted over my rock hard cock, and the asked me to get up so she could lay down. She laid on the table, spread her legs and I inserted myself into her and thrusted and thrusted. I admittedly didn't last long and exploded soon but she didn't seem to mind, after I pulled out she got up and had me get back on the table, she went ahead and put her panties back on and then removed the rubber and cleaned me off, also washing her hands in the towel, and then still giving a bit of a gentle rub and massage rubbing her fingers in my hair. At the end she said something like "You were a naughty boy today" and asked me to stand up and bend over the table. I was a bit struck but complied...and she then proceeded spank me and gave me ass about 6 or so playful smacks. I think this was intended to be a teaser of possible future services. She then said feel free to return if I was "feeling naughty" and to get dressed. She met me out front again dressed and in her glasses, gave me a hug and water, and I was on my way again. This is the only time in my life I've paid for full service.

I never went to that place again and a couple years later it was either shut down or closed for other reasons, but hey some memories there. Not my proudest or most amazing sexual encounters of course, but I could argue most unique.

So one reason I really remember is it I didn't see in the theater in one I usually go or in even my hometown or state. I was going to a sort of convention event and got a ride with some other guys here and it was only about a four drive, so we checked into a hotel Friday afternoon. There was a theater near my hotel, so I decided to see it there that night.

Anyway this theater had reclining seats, and shortly after I sat down in my seat this couple came in the same row and sat down a few seats away from me with the wife/girlfriend closer to me. She wasn't smoking hot or head turning or anything but fine if you don't have crazy high standards, late 20s/early 30s woman who was a little on the chunky side but otherwise fine.

But then...well it was summer so she was wearing pretty short shorts and probably flip flops. I assume that because I never saw her footwear but she obviously removed it because when she got in the seat and reclined it she was then barefoot, and laid back with her bare legs and feet outward.

I obviously didn't try to stare or be creepy or anything, but after seeing the movie I thought that THAT was very fitting and appropriate for it, LOL, almost like she was doing the equivalent of cosplaying as a character in it like superfans do for big franchise movies even if it was unintentional. Tarantino would no doubt be proud and probably wish that's how most women would see his movies.