40 [M4F] #Online #UK - Hiding in the bathtub
The mother-in-law is visiting. Send help.
Good day everyone (it isn't a good day tbh, see above). I've spent most of the day locked in the bathroom pretending to do some DIY and plotting a whole range of excuses to keep as far away from she that shall not be named.
Normally I'm much more reasonable and am not prone to hiding in the bathtub. Like many here I would imagine, I'm not looking to change my circumstances (I think) but am seeking some distraction, engaging chat and maybe a new friend.
I'm 5'11, run thrice a week to keep fit (but compensate with an unhealthy cake addiction) and have most of my hair still. If you've read this far (well done) reply and tell me your favourite cake or 90s indie album.
Happy to chat with any lady here as long as you're not a bot, trying to sell services or wanting to reform me in any way. Let's get to know one another, have fun and see where things progress.
Bonus points if you used to listen to Steve Lamacq in the 90s.
Send me a message or a chat and we can converse freely.