u/TryTryTryAgainn26

With the second job interview your excited. You constantly have thoughts going through your head. "Wow, they really like me". You start planning your routine. Thinking about how you're going to get to work the new friendships that you're going to make. Do they have a microwave for lunch?

After the second interview, you don't feel as confident. Maybe you shouldn't have deactivated your job search on indeed. Days go by then weeks go by, finally you get the thanks but no thanks email if you get any confirmation at all.

Looking for someone on Reddit is very similar. You feel like things are going so incredibly awesome. You can't believe you found such an amazing person, even though you literally don't know a single thing about them at that point. Then you answer a question truthfully and honestly and that's the end of the conversation. Back to square one, but that's also the great thing about Reddit. Fluctuating feelings fill a space that you haven't felt in a long time. It makes the hunt worth it.

Step right up and apply, a full-time, permanent position Is available 👍

I used to hear when I first got on Reddit that Friday night is the worst time to post. I don't remember why but I'm curious what you think?

To start, I would like to get to know you. Your personality and quirky habits. Tell me how you don't like the word "moist" or weather a bed should have a bed skirt or not.

Warning: I will probably be the best cheerleader and hype man you have never had. Unless your already hyped, in that case I will bask in the glow of your greatness.

If you have read this far, aren't you a little bit curious 🧐

Send me your favorite book or TV show and my the odds be in your favor.

I used to hear when I first got on Reddit that Friday night is the worst time to post. I don't remember why but I'm curious what you think?

To start, I would like to get to know you. Your personality and quirky habits. Tell me how you don't like the word "moist" or weather a bed should have a bed skirt or not.

Warning: I will probably be the best cheerleader and hype man you have never had. Unless your already hyped, in that case I will bask in the glow of your greatness.

If you have read this far, aren't you a little bit curious 🧐

Send me your favorite book or TV show and my the odds be in your favor.

If you had one wish that was an absolute Non-Negotiable, what would it be?

Clear communication, fast reply, voice notes, video calls, a fax or even a buzz on the old pager?

I'm not perfect by any means and we always have to remember that pobodys nerfect. I will put in the effort and let you know if there is a deal breaker as I expect the same.

Instead of posting and getting blasted by 300 messages with an obscene amount of silly snake pictures, give it a shot and let's find out what happens.

Endorphins are now available over the counter and without a prescription!

Recent upgrades allow a smaller form factor and comes small enough it fits in your pocket!

Used to treat primarily lack of endorphins but can also be used in cases of lack of laughter, attention and joy.

Some side effects may include smiling, excessive amount of checking your phone and even feelings!

This particular prescription features 6ft tall, dad bod, glasses, brown hair/eyes, trimmed beard and glasses for added strength.

Depending on the overall dosage effects, it may work in minutes or hours depending on the time of day. Work slowest at night and faster during the day.

Don't delay, act now!