My massage course paid off straight away.

Finished my 2nd yr Bricklaying at our Tech College, realising how much time was lost through weather being outside.

Me n me mate as a joke signed up for an 18mth Massage and Joint therapy.

I still had my 3rd year to complete but this was Tuesday evenings 6-9.

After 8weeks Chris said it was stupid and quit but I stuck with it, me, chris, my mom n dad were the only people that knew.

I carried my bag and my various oils in the boot of my car which proved useful after completing the course and getting my certification.

I had some cards made up and dropped them at a few places I knew and doctors notice boards.

The family gathered at nans every saturday when I walked in it was all whistling, my mom opened her mouth, and here he is the masseuse,

all of a sudden they all had aches and pains.

Ar Kaz came in about 2.30 walking like she'd shat herself, 100 questions, she don't know got up this morning backs killing her.

"Oooh ar Jay's a massager now Kaz he could help",

She looked at me,

"What they on about?",

"I've finished my massage course",

"Well have a F in look at my back cuz, I'm in bits here",

I said I'd take her into the front lounge.

She hobbled in, I took her jacket , stood her straight, me behind slow bend forward feeling down her spine, head side to side, arms, lift her feet up, hold back of thighs.

"It's a nerve in your neck bab",

"So why is it killing in the bottom of me back",

"Because it is", was my newly qualified opinion.

I did what I had learnt and within 2 mins had found the problem and did a tilt and pull and heard a quiet click.

Held her in position then let go.

She stood straight and moved her back about.

"F**k cuz I can move, how did you do that",

I said it was only what I had been taught..

"Do you do real massages then, oils and stuff",

"I know how to yes".

"Can you come to my flat tomorrow morning and do a full massage, I'll pay you",

No you won't, you can be my first guinea pig to see if It feels right to you",

"OK cuz, about 10, what should I wear?",

"Bra and knickers or bikini?",

We went back to the family and she showed them I had cured her,

"Oh its real then", questioned my aunt vi.

Next morning with my 2 bags I knocked on Kaz's door, she had a housecoat on and her big blonde hair looked a bit bedraggled.

"In my room cuz, I put a sheet on that the oil can't ruin".

I put my bags down and she took her housecoat off.

Jesus wept she was stunning, bra and panties on her amazing body, I knew she was nice but not like this.

For those that don't know search Samantha Fox, she could have been her twin in every way.

She lay face down, I undid her bra, she lifted it up and took it off.

So using some oils I did what my training told me, ignore who it is just do your job.

It was impossible to ignore her ass in those lace panties and the shape of her legs, doing her thighs I went rock hard but had worn tight briefs to hold him in place.

"Okay that's your back Kaz, roll over, use this towel over your boobs",

I turned my back and heard her shuffling about.

"OK cuz, I'm ready if you are",

I turned round and forgot how to breathe, she had not used the towel but had taken her panties off as well.

"Kaz, you are supposed to keep covered for modesty",

"F that you're my little cousin, I don't mind if you dont",

I was 19 and she 22.

I did her massage avoiding her boob's and trimmed bush,

"Do you do the stretching and tissue massage cuz?",

"Yes I know how to",

"Well go on then, I was still a bit sore this morning".

I knelt behind her and did her neck, shoulders and arms then stood infront and did her legs and hips, when I moved her knee up and rotated her hip her fanny was staring at me.

All done she stood up and said how great she felt then said she was going to shower the oil off.

I went to make some coffees, stopping when she shouted me.

"Wash my back cuz please so it's all off",

I washed her back and she turned to face me, beautiful and wet, perfect.

When we had our drinks and a couple of smokes I got my bags to leave.

"Can you do.me again cuz, I feel wonderful",

"Yeah let me know",

"And next time you can finish me off properly, OK?",.

"Yes bab",

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 2 days ago

Fresh panties every night.

After being with the GF for over 2 yrs I was past of the furniture at her parents house.

I had always had a thing for dirty panties and her mom found out I was taking hers then returning them.

She had a "talk" with me about why I did it and she admitted it turned her on.

Over the next 18 maths before the wedding before she went up to bed she would take her panties off and put them in exactly the same place in the laundry.

I would take them back home with me, always fresh and a guaranteed hard on every night.

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 5 days ago

Would love to talk to someone genuinely. 50yrs of incest and still going.

As the title states.

I know false people and liars instantly so don't bother with your, dm me bro,

Not many pics because it was so long ago but have a few recents..

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 8 days ago

Surprised how I reacted to my dad in his undies.

I had been "involved ", with my mom for a while however what happened with dad surprised us both.

He was off work to rest after an op on his knee, I had booked a week off so I was there if mom went out.

First day I went in his room asked if he wanted anything and left.

The next day I made him a cuppa mom was going to town shopping,

She went for the bus so I took his tea up.

He was an old dad, 42 when they had me, an only child , so me at 19 put him at 61.

He was lying on top of the bed in his airtex vest and shorts, more or less see through.

While I was stood talking to him I was drawn to look at his cock, lying still. I kept looking and for some reason I got a full hard on.

I only had on thin cotton pj bottoms, I didn't want to move it so it stood out like a sore thumb.

I could see dad had noticed, from nowhere I heard myself asking the last time he had some relief?.

He answered a couple of months, I said he must be getting headaches with his balls that full.

I reached forward and fondled him through his shorts,

"Woah, what you doing son",

"Helping you out dad, relax and close your eyes, he did as asked.

I took the waistband and pulled them down as he raised his arse up.

It was about 4unches soft and thick, I hadn't saw it for years, I moved his foreskin back and forward and with a few small noises he was getting hard in my hand.

I began stroking his now 6 inch bone hard cock, speeded up a bit, Mmmmm's from him now after only a couple of minutes it perked in my hand was he shot 4 or 5 thick ropes over his stomach and chest. I fetched a towel for him to wipe himself down.

It didn't finish there I'm pleased to say!.

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 8 days ago

Becoming obsessed

I was curious all of my life until I did something about it 2yrs ago and hooked up with a man in our local woods, a known cruising area.

I met 4 men but this year I'm 63 now it's all consuming, I use any excuse to leave the house just to hold, feel another man's penis and mutually masturbate, it can be 3 times a day but my gf of 21yrs is getting suspicious.

Yesterday I just left the house and within 30 minutes I was holding an old mans 7 inch cock, I made him cum, it felt fantastic, he knelt and sucked my cock, that rarely happens but it was a beautiful feeling cumming in his mouth.

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 8 days ago

Would love to talk to someone genuinely. 50yrs of incest and still going.

As the title states.

I know false people and liars instantly so don't bother with your, dm me bro,

Not many pics because it was so long ago but have a few recents..

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 9 days ago

No attraction but I had to have her

I met my gf's mom back in 87, she was a nice lady and after 15yrs together she felt more like my mom

I was 25 when we met and she was 40, nothing attractive in anyway, thick glasses, 5ft, chubby, small tits, big belly, fat arse and big thighs.

Moving on about 2yrs I used to take our daughter to her nans while we took her son to football every Sunday.

P accepted me as family so was often just in a long t shirt nightie, no bra just a pair of big knickers.

Slowly I looked at her more and more, she would bend down to give my daughter something and her t shirt rode up so I saw her knickers and where her fanny was in between her legs.

I started joking saying she was only teasing me, her knickers were getting smaller, her nipples were going hard.

I rubbed her bum one morning and nothing, next week I put my hand on her boob over her t shirt, she did nothing.

One Saturday, my gf, her sister and the kids went off shopping on the train to our nearest city.

I popped in P's to.pass on some message, her hubby had gone horse racing and she was home alone, in her t shirt.

I locked the back door, she looked at me, Intooknher hand into the lounge and started to lift her t shirt up, she grabbed my hands to stop me.

I just said it was OK if she wanted tobtake it off and grabbed a tit in each hand, rubbing her nipples between finger and thumb.

She took her shirt off,

She wriggled out of her big knickers, her full bush was almost covered by her tummy.

I stripped in a few seconds, as my cock bounced out of my pants she grabbed it in her hand saying how hard it was.I bent and sucked on her nipples, tits had no shape to them.

I sat her on the sofa, her arse hanging on the edge, knelt infront of her and opened her legs, her pussy opened up on demand, I was in there tongue and fingers until she was getting shaky so that's when I pushed my cock inside her.

It was one of the best feeling fannies It had ever been in, like a warm soft sided tunnel.

I moved her over onto her knees and started pumping her from behind, her ass cheeks were wobbling in time with my movements

I put my thumb in my mouth then rubbed it over her asshole, again and again until my thumb slid inside, she didn't jump or react.

I said I heard her talking about her friend at work who had anal with her husband but P's old man would never do that.

I pulled my cocknout put the head on her hole and pushed, I pushed it all the way in..

Then started fucking her arse faster and faster, it was a mix of ow's and Ooohs. I soon felt the tingle so really went at her, holding her hips and pulling her onto every thrust inside, just as my first squirt hit inside her arse she let out a mixed, shout and scream and I felt her jolting, I reached around just about to her fanny and it was dripping into a small puddle on the carpet.

I finished and pulled out, we got dressed, she made coffees and we had a smoke.

We only did it 9 more times over-the-counter next 13 years but her fanny and arse still months day are the best fit for my cock I have ever felt.

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 9 days ago

My uncle was so big!.

For years I helped my uncle B with his pigeons, I spent hours to days with them.

Once I was working it was weekends only, one particular was an early morning race so I went early 05.30 to get them ready.

I saw him in the loft but he hadn't noticed me, he was masturbating, I should have turned around but I stood looking through the closed door.

He turned almost side on and my God, the size of his cock, it was easily 9inches I thought and really thick.

He spurted a thick stream of cum onto the table, on his second I opened the door, he was trying to wrestle it back inside his trousers.

"Sorry B", I'll go,

"No stop, my fault I wasn't expecting you till 6",

It's OK, shall I get the baskets?", I asked.

It was really awkward for a couple of weeks, we both went to say something then kept holding back.

The next early race I was there same time, I laughed when I went in the loft and said,

"Oh I must have missed the show this morning",

"You sound disappointed", he replied,

"I am, I thought I might see it again",

"Why would you want?", he asked,

"Honestly I ain't thought about much else since the other week",

"We have some time, could I see it again?",

"Why are you gay or something?",

"Or something I think, I could show you mine but it's tiny compared to yours, (6 inch and thinnish).

"Erm do what you want",

I unfasten my jeans and pulled them to my knees then my briefs, I was rock hard, he just stared at it.

"Have you ever touched another one B?",

"No I have not", he said sternly,

"Neither have I but I would love to feel how big yours feels", Can I?",

Before he could speak I undid his trousers and pulled his shorts, It was totally soft, longer than mine was hard and so thick, it was cut, also different to mine.

I reached and held it on my palm, it was heavy but still totally limp.

I began rubbing it up and down and against his brain it slowly grew, my hands are big but were nowhere near touching around its girth.

I held it with both hands, yet still the head stuck out, that made it nearer 10inch I thought.

"That is amazing, no wonder Aunt I is happy, she doesn't take all of that does she?",

"Yes she does",

I kept rubbing him, I got his hand and put it on my cock, he was shaking, slowly he started to rub mine.

I moved our cocks until the heads touched, I almost cum on the spot, when I held them side by side the size difference was ridiculous, mine wasn't tiny but looked it next to that.

I turned us to face the table, both rubbing each other, I gave up quickly and spurted onto the table.

I concentrated on his cock then, his pre cum had made the head nice to rub my thumb over, it took a good 5 minutes before he let go, I've never before or since saw that amount of cum, at least 6 thick spurts onto the table then dribbles for 30 seconds.

We made no eye contact while we re-dressed and went about the birds until they were collected and I went home.

Over the next few months we did our mutual, always in silence until I built up courage, knelt down and sucked the monster, it filled my mouth and as much was left outside as was in my mouth, I thought I would swallow his cum but I almost choked as it ran down my chin.

He wouldn't respond and suck mine.

Incredible memories from over 40yrs ago.

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 14 days ago

Helping a terminal neighbour.

This was in 2016, I was 53 then.

An older neighbour at the end of our cul de sac used to stop and talk from when I moved in, 99.

Nice bloke, he lost his wife in 05 to cancer.

That's the background.

So 10yrs ago hadn't seen him for a while so went and knocked, God he looked really unwell, invited in he told me he has 6-9 months to live, he has refused chemo, he saw his wife on that stuff.

He said he'd accepted it and just wanted to let it happen.

A few days later I went round again and had a hour with him, drinking tea and a couple of ciggies, they can't kill me know so I started again.

After 3 visits a week for the next 3-4 weeks we were talking allsorts when out of the blue he said he couldn't even be bothered to have a wank now, we both laughed.

He said he'd run out of ideas to wank to, I asked why he didn't arrange an escort or similar, he said he really didn't want someone coming in his house for that,

"Does that rule me out as well then?", I asked,

"How do you mean?",

I said I had a good track record at wanking, I was always happy after so just maybe both of us bite the bullet and let me do it for him?.

He pondered that quietly over a ciggies,

"Well it won't kill me I don't suppose",

I loved how he still found his humour.

"How about now before you change your mind?",

"OK then", I replied.

"In my chair?",

"No get you comfy on the sofa".

I gave him a hand out of the chair and told him to relax.

I took his shirt off, his trousers and underwear and he lay on the sofa.

He was about 5ft 7, 9 stone wet through.

His cock was soft, balls hung a bit low

I put my hand on it, he jumped,

"Say stop at anytime mate",

I held his balls in my left hand and rubbed his cock slowly.

A couple of minutes before it woke up but got nice and hard like a good un, I was impressed, he was a grower, over 6 maybe 7 and thickened up well, he was bigger than me.

He didn't last long as he spurted over his stomach,

"Phew, that's cleared the cobwebs a bit, thank you that was very generous of you",

"As long as you feel a bit better mate".

This became a 3 times a week item we got got more relaxed with each

He said what days he was in hospital for scans and tests.

I saw him the day after he came home, he was quiet, it was following their timeline so it was 2-8 months now.

We had a good chat, I told him to get out of his chair, he was getting weaker.

Got him undressed, he responded faster now, so rolling his balls and rubbing his cock he relaxed back with his eyes closed.

I can't explain why but I leant over him and put my mouth over his cock.

That made him jump,

"Jim?",

"It's OK, close your eyes and relax",

First time ever but I'd had 100s so basically did what my missus did to me.

A very surreal situation but I was OK with it.

I decided he wasn't wasting it so when his cock jolted I put my mouth over all of it, I don't have a gag reflex so he was right at the back of my mouth when he cum.

I did manage to swallow it, although it felt a lot more than what he did on his stomach.

Another couple of weeks, he had a few bad days in those.

I finished his blow job when I asked if he fancied returning the favour if he wanted and give me a wank?.

"Would that be OK?",

"We'll soon find out", I replied.

I helped him to sit up, took my jeans off and offered it towards him.

He was eye level, already hard he started rubbing me, bit smaller than his but thicker.

"I'll come on your chest if you aim him then I'll clean you up.

So that was the new visits, we never once spoke of it.

He reached his 6 months, we had a drop of brandy in our teas and shocked me when he put my cock in his mouth

As soon as I was out of his house I felt totally normal, that was between usin his home.

A week later he had a few bad days again but pulled round again.

He said he missed having sex with wife, the intimacy, I could understand that.

"Well unless I grow a fanny sharpish I can't help you with that pal",

"Although I have a hole you could use, if you really wanted to, me and the missus had used lots of toys so my arse wasn't a virgin.

"Hmmm, that's a think about" he said.

A couple weeks of playing and blow jobs, he asked if he could take my offer up, it wasn't something he could regret for long.

I asked if he had such a thing as lube or extra virgin olive oil, he said in the medicines cupboard he had lube for the large suppositories he takes.

I asked how he wanted to try it he said he wanted to stand while he could.

I put some lube on his cock, and around my hole, I rubbed his cock so he was good and hard.

I knelt on the edge of the sofa, I felt it against my hole,

"Ready when you are mate",

He pushed in, then a couple more and he was in, He held my hips and got a nice steady rhythm going , he went faster and started groaning, he gripped my hips and I felt his balls slapping me.

With a loudish groan he emptied himself inside me.

A few days of that and when he finished I said,

"My turn now?",

"Yes you can"

He knelt on a cushion on the floor, I used my fingers first then pushed inside him,

"Chist that's a bit tight",

"I won't be long", I said,

A couple of minutes of deep strokes I gave him his prize.

"Well that was a first", he said laughing as I left.

An ambulance was at his home when I woke up 3 days later, I got dressed and run to his house, his morning carer had called them.

He passed that night in his sleep.

I sobbed like a kid.

Nothing to do with what we did but I lost a very good friend, he was 72.......

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 1 month ago

My dad's payback. [M19M61]

It was a very complicated time in my family, it was in 1981, dad had walked in on me and mom in bed.

He knew his failings and accepted it surprisingly well.

He moved into my room and I with mom.

I believed it had all settled down, all was good in the home.

On the Sunday dad had come home from the pub, not drunk, mom had gone down my aunties.

We were watching tv when he calmly announced,

"You have taken over my role with your mother so I think it's only fair you take on the role of your mom with me, the things she would never do",

"How do you mean?,

"You sort your mom out and if you want that to carry on you can sort me out".

He proceeded to undo his shirt, pull it open, undo his trousers, lift up and pull them and his pants down,

"Once a week, it's a fair exchange",

I sat looking at his limp dick and his balls hanging down.

"Is this the only way?", I asked him,

"Yes It's my way".

I went to stand at the side of his chair, I lowered my shaking arm down until I touched it,

It was soft and warm, this was gross, I held it in the fingers and thumb and started pulling it, I felt it filling up, I felt sick.

His foreskin rolled back and he was fully hard.

I started rubbing it, 5 inches and a bit chubby,

I went quickly to get it over with but was told to slow down,

It must have only been 5 minutes but felt like an hour, I felt him twitch, oh God, it was all over with a groan ab his yellowy thick cum went over his stomach, his last flick he just said,

"That'll do ain't a bad price for you mom is it?".

I hated him but did my duty, never more, for the next 8 years....

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 1 month ago

Proud of myself

So last night I got relaxed, comfortable and used a 9 inch thick dildo on myself.

Every bit went inside , I can't explain the feeling but I used it for a few minutes.

It has given me the confidence now to meet people and definitely try anal for the 1st time.

63yr old recent convert.

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u/UmpireBig8530 — 1 month ago