u/UmpireBig8530

My fantasy to open an anonymous oral sex parlour where women come in pay their money, $40 go into the private room, strip off and lie on their backs on a massage bed.

A curtain or adjustable body shaping barrier comes down just under their boob's.

Their legs spread I do what I do best and if they orgasm it's another $40.

So every woman I will get $80.

Names for the parlour are not set yet, Lick your lips was one idea .

Have arranged to meet a lad, 30. Me 63, later this week but he doesn't want me to wash between now and then he has sweat and BO kinks.

I said I will go so I will but is this a rare one or are there many?.

Dad had come home from major stomach surgery, it was time to change his dressing but I heard them arguing and mom banged out of the house.

I went upstairs, he was on their bed, wearing just his airtex shorts, underwear in the 70s 80s.

I told him I'd do the dressing.

Got him sorted and sat on the bed talking to him, we had a great open friendship with no subjects off limits

I asked if he wanted a couple of porn mags while mom was out, he must be feeling a bit full after almost a month.

He said no, he didn't like those things.

I offered to help him out, I'm sure he'd do the same for me, he didn't answer.

I looked at his shorts, I told him it would help him and finally satisfy my curiosity of how much his cock grows to.

Surprised he said ok then.

"Are you sure?",

"Yes carry on", he replied he lay back and closed his eyes.

I eased his shorts down to reveal his 5 inch soft thick cock, exactly as I remembered.

His big balls just lay in their sack between his legs.

I held him in my hand, it was so heavy compared to mine, uncut I rolled his skin back he had a nice pink/purple head.

I put into my hand a couple of times and started rubbing him, rolling his balls.

As he did a slight groan the blood started to fill him, feeling it grow in my hand was an amazing experience.

By the time he was fully hard it got to about 7 inch but got so thick my fingers barely touched around it, and I have big hands.

Standout veins added to how it looked, his head was engorged and purple.

I stroked him steady, mumbling groans then speeded my hand up, with his size I could do the up and down and rolling my hand round it.

He was groaning more, I felt a jolt, then another, I put a towel over him, over his dressing.

His hips lifted and he groaned loudly as he pumped spurt after spurt of a thick yellowish cum over the towel, he had definitely saved that up.

I wiped his cock and put his shorts back on, not a word was said.

I went downstairs, that was the only time anything like that happened with us but it needed telling...

I met Pat in 1987 when I got with her daughter, we hit it off straight away, she was friendly, welcoming and could tell I wasn't a dickhead like Saz's ex's.

I was 24 when we met, Pat was 40.

5ft 2, chubby, small boob's, big ass, saggy belly, glasses and grey hair.

Over the first 4yrs I became part of the family and fair to say Pat was like having a lovely mom, not like the hateful bitch I had.

We used to take my step son to football every Sunday morning, by then Saz and I had a daughter, I used to drop her at her nans.

Football finished Saz her sister and the kids were going to IKEA and a big Sunday market, I had to drop something off at Pats.

Her hubby had left early, he was on a day out with the club so just us two chatting rubbish while smoking and drinking coffees in the kitchen.

I had seen Pat loads of times in her nighties on Sunday markets but for some reason on this Sunday I noticed her nipples poking the white cotton of her long t shirt nightie and a pair of big nanny pants.

"What you keep looking at?", She asked,

"I never noticed your nipples before or how nice and round your arse is",

"Oh right, don't be shy will you",

I went and locked the back door grabbed her hand and led her upstairs, the second we were in her bedroom I pulled her nightie over her head and she was scrambling with the button and zip on my jeans, naked we started kissing, she had lovely soft lips and a slow searching tongue.

I sat her on the edge of the bed, moved her legs up and back, her outer lips of her innie had parted, she had nice smooth inner lips and a smooth entrance into her vag.

I pushed my cock inside her, she made a whimpering purring mix as I put every last part of cock inside her.

I slid in and out slowly, she had the best looking and tightest smooth insides of any fanny I had seen.

I pulled out, dropped on my knees and tasted her, it matched her natural musky odour, really great.

I gave her my very best work and it wasn't too long before she grabbed my hair, pulling my face into her fanny, she was a moaner and swearer but not loud, she had a big orgasm, her fanny juice being lapped up as it came out.

I stood up, pulled her up and her mouth went straight down and over my cock, just into the top of her throat.

Her lips never left my shaft once, I started to feel the cum tingles so I quickly pulled my cock from her mouth, put her on all fours, rubbed my wet cock over her asshole a few times before sliding it inside her fully until I touched her ass cheeks, I grabbed and squoze her ass cheeks while steadily getting a faster rhythm going, as I pushed in harder my balls were slapping against her.

I went faster, harder, pulling her onto me with my hands on her hips, I bent forward, my left hand pulling and twisting her nipple the right rubbing her clit.

"You have to stop", She said,

"I'm going to lose it any minute",

A challenge, I hammered her fanny as fast as I could, her moans got louder, her nails pulling at the quilt cover.

"Oh my fuckin god", She yelled out

I spurted everything I had inside her gorgeous fanny, she was shaking her head as she was soaking the quilt.

I pulled out and still hard out my cock against her arsehole,

"Yes or no?", I asked ,

"Ooooooh God, yes do it.

I pushed my head inside her ass then in one go the rest of my cock buried itself inside her,

Oh Jesus, It's full don't put any more in, I fucked her ass as fast as I had just done her fanny, I slapped her cheeks making them red.

"I gotta cum", I told her, "inside?",

"Yes, yes, yes fuckin yes", my head and shoulders fell back as my second delivery slipped around my cock in the little room that was left.

As I slammed her arse she was I think screaming into the quilt, lots of swearing and what had to be piss squirting over her bed.

I pulled out and turned her over lying on her back,

"Pat, you got the best fanny I have fucked and tasted, you're amazing.

She stayed quiet.

We dressed and went downstairs.

Over a coffee and a ciggie she said that was the best lot of orgasms she ever had, and she was in love with my tongue.....