u/VehicleOk4984

if so how did it happen who is it and did they react

A couple days ago I just finished lunch pizza fries cookies and bread it was a really big meal throughout the day my stomach was hurting around 8 pm it kept getting worse so I laid down and I couldn't stop farting I held my stomach and farted some more my stomach made a gurgling noise and I really really had to go so i farded a few more times and I took the biggest dump I could it was difficult for it to come out but managed to get it all out after I I felt a lot better

Yes it's sexy but every time I see it I get grossed I know that doesn't make any sense but it's like my body wants to like it but at the same time it doesn't it's really confusing

Morning farts are always the best especially when you've been gassy all night

My question is do you watch YouTube if so who do you think has the best farts my favorite is Colleen I know she's a terrible person and I know she's cancelled I'm only in it for the farts she's had some really good ones

I'm 28 years old and disabled and I've never had a girlfriend I know it might sound sad and this isn't a petty party so don't feel bad for me I'm actually scared to meet someone because I would be scared to tell her about my fetish what if she doesn't take it well or what if she tells people again this isn't a petty party so please don't feel sorry for me that's not what this is I'm just speaking about my realty

Some of these girls are retired some are new and one is no longer with us Queen of farts Lizzy kinky Kristi aeluinn Allison Miller bossy Delilah I prefer her pee videos but the fart videos are good to Tiffany Winters Raven woods Ashley Dobbs (rip) amy farts Anna cutiepiie. Berlin Maria alive Alexia marcelle babycharl lottie farts pulisfer paprocki Victoria tacos

I had a dream about my 9th grade teacher last week

Yes they can be sexy yes they can be hot but at the of the day it's still a funny sound and sometimes it's hard to be turned on because it's funny

James and Alyssa are out one night having dinner it was a buffet Alyssa had a big meal chicken and steak and burgers and salads you name it she ate it and a tall glass of beer to wash it down and a milkshake milkshake for dessert after dinner she burped extremely loud in front of the entire restaurant James payed for dinner they get in the car on the way home Alyssa's stomach is making a gurgling noise she puts her hand over it trying to soothe it James: are you ok Alyssa: no my tummy hurts they arrive back at home take a shower and put on their pajamas but Alyssa's tummy is still hurting it makes another gurgling noise this one is louder than the last time James walks over and starts rubbing it trying to make her feel better her makes another gurgling noise and she starts whining a little he keeps rubbing and rubbing the rubbing is helping she starts burping and farting non stop eventually she says I need to take a dump 8 minutes later she comes back sighs of relief and says I feel so much better the end