u/Versidious

What other people have been saying about me: "Kind" "Sweet" "Gorgeous eyes" "You remind me a bit of Jack Black" "Intellectual" "Funny" "You make me want to sit on your face just to shut you up" Other things have also been said about me, but I think these are the best.

What sets me apart: For some reason I am often messaged by men who haven't read any of my actual ad, so I totally get how annoying we can be, and try not to be. I don't really expect to find an ideal partner (Never let perfection be the enemy of the good), I've been looking for too long, failed too much, and have too many things I want to hold out for the One Perfect Woman Who is Literally Everything I've Ever Wanted. I do not expect that of you, and I do not in general expect you to be perfect, but I *will* nevertheless treat you like you are an amazing divine being that I am not worthy of being around. You may or may not get a shrine, depending on if I can find the materials. Likewise, I assume you are a complicated human being with emotional needs outside of kink, and I will treat you as that, as well. I am 100% here for emotional support and snuggly shit.

I will definitely not jerk it and vanish, because I'm not looking for someone to just flirt online with, and tbh I don't even like jerking it all that much.

My vanilla interests: Sci fi, politics, philosophy, history, physics (I have a degree in it that I've not used since graduation, so if you ask me to explain relativity or quantum physics, I will gesture vaguely and say "It's fucked up, yo."), I do video gaming, DnD, painting miniatures, creative writing.

My kinks: My ideal relationship that involved 100% of my kinks would see me in permanent chastity, with sex between us being limited to strap-ons (One or the other of us wearing it, depending on your preferences) and oral. You keep me as a domestic servant, and cuckold me fairly regularly, both of which you tease me about (Psychological pain and humiliation, yum. <3). We would also be best friends though, with shared hobbies, and affectionate, going on romantic dates etc. You 100% get foot and shoulder rubs when you come home tired (Love me a tired bitch who needs pampering). I do not fantasise about physical pain, though I am open to it, especially as discipline, and humiliation is good as well. I have a genuine desire to meet your kink needs, and in fact if my kink could be summed up in one sentence it would be 'Decentering my masculinity (indeed, acting like I don't even have a dick), and instead centering you and your needs'. <3

My limits: Tories, scat, vomit, blood, men, TERFs, racists, women that remind me of my mother, and tories. I know I already said Tories, but those guys are just the worst and they can fuck off twice. Reform voters count as double Tories so they can fuck off four times. I am also not looking to be a member of a harem, and long-term long-distance isn't really viable.

My taste in women: I honestly have a really broad taste, and feel I can fit into a lot of different interpersonal dynamics based on your character, and think there's a great many ways in which a woman can be beautiful as well, though always bonus points for goths. I really like intelligence in all its forms, so I like wit, creativity, and/or academic success in women.

*Review by me

What other people have been saying about me: "Kind" "Sweet" "Gorgeous eyes" "You remind me a bit of Jack Black" "Intellectual" "Funny" "You make me want to sit on your face just to shut you up" Other things have also been said about me, but I think these are the best.

What sets me apart: For some reason I am often messaged by men who haven't read any of my actual ad, so I totally get how annoying we can be, and try not to be. I don't really expect to find an ideal partner (Never let perfection be the enemy of the good), I've been looking for too long, failed too much, and have too many things I want to hold out for the One Perfect Woman Who is Literally Everything I've Ever Wanted. I do not expect that of you, and I do not in general expect you to be perfect, but I *will* nevertheless treat you like you are an amazing divine being that I am not worthy of being around. You may or may not get a shrine, depending on if I can find the materials. Likewise, I assume you are a complicated human being with emotional needs outside of kink, and I will treat you as that, as well. I am 100% here for emotional support and snuggly shit.

I will definitely not jerk it and vanish, because I'm not looking for someone to just flirt online with, and tbh I don't even like jerking it all that much.

My vanilla interests: Sci fi, politics, philosophy, history, physics (I have a degree in it that I've not used since graduation, so if you ask me to explain relativity or quantum physics, I will gesture vaguely and say "It's fucked up, yo."), I do video gaming, DnD, painting miniatures, creative writing.

My kinks: My ideal relationship that involved 100% of my kinks would see me in permanent chastity, with sex between us being limited to strap-ons (One or the other of us wearing it, depending on your preferences) and oral. You keep me as a domestic servant, and cuckold me fairly regularly, both of which you tease me about (Psychological pain and humiliation, yum. <3). We would also be best friends though, with shared hobbies, and affectionate, going on romantic dates etc. You 100% get foot and shoulder rubs when you come home tired (Love me a tired bitch who needs pampering). I do not fantasise about physical pain, though I am open to it, especially as discipline, and humiliation is good as well. I have a genuine desire to meet your kink needs, and in fact if my kink could be summed up in one sentence it would be 'Decentering my masculinity (indeed, acting like I don't even have a dick), and instead centering you and your needs'. <3

My limits: Tories, scat, vomit, blood, men, TERFs, racists, women that remind me of my mother, and tories. I know I already said Tories, but those guys are just the worst and they can fuck off twice. Reform voters count as double Tories so they can fuck off four times. I am also not looking to be a member of a harem, and long-term long-distance isn't really viable.

My taste in women: I honestly have a really broad taste, and feel I can fit into a lot of different interpersonal dynamics based on your character, and think there's a great many ways in which a woman can be beautiful as well, though always bonus points for goths. I really like intelligence in all its forms, so I like wit, creativity, and/or academic success in women.

*Review by me

What other people have been saying about me: "Kind" "Sweet" "Gorgeous eyes" "You remind me a bit of Jack Black" "Intellectual" "Funny" "You make me want to sit on your face just to shut you up" Other things have also been said about me, but these are the relevant complimentary ones.

What sets me apart: For some reason I am often messaged by men who haven't read any of my actual ad, so I totally get how annoying we can be, and try not to be. I don't really expect to find an ideal partner (Never let perfection be the enemy of the good), I've been looking for too long, failed too much, and have too many things I want to hold out for the One Perfect Woman Who is Literally Everything I've Ever Wanted. I do not expect that of you, and I do not in general expect you to be perfect, but I *will* nevertheless treat you like you are an amazing divine being that I am not worthy of being around. You may or may not get a shrine, depending on if I can find the materials. Likewise, I assume you are a complicated human being with emotional needs outside of kink, and that I *will* treat you as. I am 100% here for emotional support and snuggly shit.

I will definitely not jerk it and vanish, because I'm not looking for someone to just flirt online with, and tbh I don't even like jerking it all that much.

My vanilla interests: Sci fi, politics, philosophy, history, physics (I have a degree in it that I've never had to use), I do video gaming, DnD, painting miniatures, creative writing.

My kinks: My ideal relationship that involved 100% of my kinks would see me in permanent chastity, with sex between us being limited to strap-ons (One or the other of us wearing it, depending on your preferences) and oral. You keep me as a domestic servant, and cuckold me fairly regularly, both of which you tease me about (Psychological pain and humiliation, yum. <3). We would also be best friends though, with shared hobbies, and affectionate, going on romantic dates etc. You 100% get foot and shoulder rubs when you come home tired (Love me a tired bitch who needs pampering). I do not fantasise about physical pain, though I am open to it, especially as discipline, and humiliation is good as well. I have a genuine desire to meet your kink needs, and in fact if my kink could be summed up in one sentence it would be 'Decentering my masculinity (indeed, acting like I don't even have a dick), and instead centering you and your needs'. <3

My limits: Tories, scat, vomit, blood, men, TERFs, racists, women that remind me of my mother, and tories. I know I already said Tories, but those guys are just the worst and they can fuck off twice. Reform voters count as double Tories so they can fuck off four times. I am also not looking to be a member of a harem, and long-term long-distance isn't really viable.

My taste in women: I honestly have a really broad taste, and feel I can fit into a lot of different interpersonal dynamics based on your character, and think there's a great many ways in which a woman can be beautiful as well, though always bonus points for goths. I really like intelligence in all its forms, so I like wit, creativity, and/or academic success in women.

*Review by me