u/VisStimRush

A while back I started a new job. I was always sending Snapchat messages to friends. I am an analyst in a lab and kind of a nerd. Many of my friends are nerds, others get a kick out of knowing I'm an analytical chemist that works with cool instruments like GC, IC, and ICP-OES.

At the same time if you look at my posts you'll see that I have a slight bit of a wild side. I have tons of pics from previous endeavors here on Reddit that were financially lucrative. (If you ask I'll tell).

On the other side I am a husband with a wife that we have been together for a while and sometimes things need to be spiced up.

I found a pic on my albums that I thought would get the wife excited. I also had a filter for Snapchat that let you upload pics from your albums to send as disappearing messages. Last but not least, I had just assembled a rack for argon gas cylinders that I wanted to share with my nerds/friends.

I sent the pic of the rack to a group. Then I went and uploaded the pic to my Snap and THOUGHT I was sending it to my wife.

-Of course I got distracted sending something naughty at work when someone called my name.

-Of course I selected the previous group of people.

-Of course I hit send and waited for the Mrs. to tell me how hot the pic was (Spoiler alert, she is not a visual person so it didn't work anyway).

Instead I went back and saw ALL the names with empty red squares. I sent apologies right away. The silence was scary. The messages were read, but no replies for what felt like forever. Fortunately the pic had my wife's name and a reference to put our kid to bed early. The replies came back almost all at once.

All the replies were fine. "Yuck" from the fellas. "It's OK." from the ladies. My lesbian friend even gave a "Don't worry about it." My old work wife cussed me out saying my real wife would kill me (...and that it was impressive), but otherwise I survived.

I do wonder what the ladies who saw it actually thought, but it's definitely in my best interest not to ask.

In case you're curious...

https://www.reddit.com/u/VisStimRush/s/9tw1KZRjfO

My older brother had a high school buddy, African dude named Simba who either came here when he was a really young or was 1st generation. He was 5’7 muscular, cocky, but had good grades and was a good athlete in high school. I was kinda jealous because he was the life of the party and I wasn’t.

Fast forward about 10 years and he’s studying for the BAR Exam and comes to visit. At the time my brother was working for a local free newspaper. My brother’s right hand was a girl named Andrea. She was mixed Filipina and white and never needed a real job because her parents always had her back. She was loud, had no filter and at this time was mad because her fling was messing with another girl at the newspaper. My brother had an assignment and took me Andrea and Simba along.

We were in Andrea’s car and she was yelling about her fling, “Sick Boy” and how mad she was he was talking to someone else. She blurts out, “…the only reason she’s with sick boy is because he has a big dick!”

I squirm, my brother ignores her, but Simba smirks and just as she finished the statement says, “…I’m sure we got enough big dicks in this car for you.” She laughs and starts calling Simba, “Action Jackson” for the rest of the night. The whole night she’s telling him to whip it out.

At the end of the night we’re smoking at Andrea’s place and I use the bathroom. When I get back I notice Andrea has her eyes locked on Simba with this look of excitement and disbelief (think kid seeing a new toy). She shakes his hand when he leaves like he was the boss for a job she was interviewing for.

Fast forward a few weeks and Andrea asks my brother when, “Action Jackson” was coming back in town. He just shakes his head. I ask why, she says, “HAVE YOU SEEN HIS DICK???? IT’S INSANE!!!! I told him to whip it out after what he said in the car and I thought it was fake. He told me to touch it to prove it was real and he made it jump. So…when’s Action Jackson coming back in town??”

He never made it back to Andrea, but the times I saw him after all I could think was, no wonder he was so confident…and I wonder how his gfs or wife could walk after a session with him. Lol.

I was dating a girl when I was in the restaurant industry. She was a Volleyball player. 6’1” wide shoulders and over 200 lbs, but carried it well (mostly in her DDDs). She told me a story about something horrible happening to her so I never felt comfortable digging about stories with past partners.

One day we were all sitting around at closing and someone asked about threesomes. None of the guys could claim one, but my friend and another girl did. The other girl said it was OK. But the guy got all the attention. My friend said her experience was different. She loved it.

I knew she was bisexual so I asked, “Was it because the two women knew how to please each other and the guy was just garnish?”

She said, “No. Because I was the only woman and I was the center of attention.”

My dick started swelling. I had a bunch more questions. The details got me so much more turned on…

Turns out the guys were basketball players on the team at her college. Neither was her bf. She said they made her feel “small” and tossed her around for what felt like hours, but, “…probably was just over one.” Someone asked if the guys were big everywhere. She just rolled her eyes. Said she was too busy to measure anything. I almost busted.

To wrap it up I asked how was it to have the two guys use her like that. She said, “In one word…exhausting.”