u/YossarianLives_42

Stressed? Overworked? Frustrated? Under-appreciated? All of the above? I want to help.

I'm 41, 5’9, fit (former college hockey player), sti free, respectful, and fun. Brown hair, blue eyes, clean shaven, well-educated.

Eating 🐱 is my absolutely favorite thing to do, and I pride myself on my abilities. You wanna be a pillow princess and not move a muscle? Great! You wanna sit on my face and take out some frustration while you grind on me? Amazing! Something in between? Perfect! I’m here for whatever you need. I’m very patient, love to be down there for as long as ~~possible~~ you need. listen to the feedback of your body to get you where you need to be :)

No reciprocation necessary, and you will never feel pressured into doing so.

One time thing is great, but I’m ideally looking for something recurring. Let’s chat, see if we vibe, and go from there.

Please be 25-55, HWP, serious about meeting up, and not a Trumper.

Stressed? Overworked? Frustrated? Under-appreciated? All of the above? I want to help.

I'm 41, 5’9, fit (former college hockey player), sti free, respectful, and fun. Brown hair, blue eyes, clean shaven, well-educated.

Eating 🐱 is my absolutely favorite thing to do, and I pride myself on my abilities. You wanna be a pillow princess and not move a muscle? Great! You wanna sit on my face and take out some frustration while you grind on me? Amazing! Something in between? Perfect! I’m here for whatever you need. I’m very patient, love to be down there for as long as possible you need. listen to the feedback of your body to get you where you need to be :)

No reciprocation necessary, and you will never feel pressured into doing so.

One time thing is great, but I’m ideally looking for something recurring. Let’s chat, see if we vibe, and go from there.

Please be 25-55, HWP, serious about meeting up, and not a Trumper.

DC

Maryland

Virginia

Maybe you’ve never had a partner truly prioritize your pleasure. Maybe you’ve never had a partner who knew what they were doing down there, or maybe you can’t get out of your head enough to enjoy it. Whatever the reason, don’t worry. I’ve helped many women overcome various obstacles, mental blocks, and other challenges to achieving that elusive O. I’m very patient, love to be down there for as long as needed, and listen to the feedback of your body to get you where you need to be :)

I particularly enjoy helping women who have historically had trouble reaching orgasm with a partner. I’ve had good success on Reddit, and am back after a long break, looking to have a little more. (Happy to provide references upon request :)).

No reciprocation necessary, and you will never be pressured into doing so.

I'm 41, fit, sti free, respectful, and fun. Brown hair, blue eyes, clean shaven, well-educated.

One time thing is great, but I’m ideally looking for something recurring. Let’s chat, see if we vibe, and go from there.

Please be 25-55, HWP, serious about meeting up, and not a Trumper.

DC

NOVA

Maryland

Maybe you’ve never had a partner truly prioritize your pleasure. Maybe you’ve never had a partner who knew what they were doing down there, or maybe you can’t get out of your head enough to enjoy it. Whatever the reason, don’t worry. I’ve helped many women overcome various obstacles, mental blocks, and other challenges to achieving that elusive O. I’m very patient, love to be down there for as long as needed, and listen to the feedback of your body to get you where you need to be :)

I particularly enjoy helping women who have historically had trouble reaching orgasm with a partner. I’ve had good success on Reddit, and am back after a long break, looking to have a little more. (Happy to provide references upon request :)).

No reciprocation necessary, and you will never be pressured into doing so.

I'm 41, fit, sti free, respectful, and fun. Brown hair, blue eyes, clean shaven, well-educated.

One time thing is great, but I’m ideally looking for something recurring. Let’s chat, see if we vibe, and go from there.

Please be 25-55, HWP, serious about meeting up, and not a Trumper.

DC

NOVA

Maryland