u/bigtimestud88

​There is beauty in the world. Even through jaded, sarcastic posts, beauty exists.

​I am seeking a "partner in crime," or whatever canned title we give each other for these affair posts. I am a married father of two; being a father is my primary vocation, and everything else comes second. Consequently, I am looking for something drama-free.

​I am a big man with a big heart. I can jump rope like a child, yet I'm strong enough to lift the back of a car. I am built like an ape, but I cuddle like a teddy bear. My lifestyle is clean—no drinking, smoking, or drugs—though I don't count an edible as a drug.

​I’m looking for a woman with a curvy, warm, "big spoon" build; someone who possesses both sensitivity and toughness. I’m not looking for a beauty queen, but rather the star of our own evolving romance.

​Our first meeting would involve a romantic walk and slow dancing. Send me the title of the first song we’d dance to.

​There is beauty in the world. Even through jaded, sarcastic posts, beauty exists.

​I am seeking a "partner in crime," or whatever canned title we give each other for these affair posts. I am a married father of two; being a father is my primary vocation, and everything else comes second. Consequently, I am looking for something drama-free.

​I am a big man with a big heart. I can jump rope like a child, yet I'm strong enough to lift the back of a car. I am built like an ape, but I cuddle like a teddy bear. My lifestyle is clean—no drinking, smoking, or drugs—though I don't count an edible as a drug.

​I’m looking for a woman with a curvy, warm, "big spoon" build; someone who possesses both sensitivity and toughness. I’m not looking for a beauty queen, but rather the star of our own evolving romance.

​Our first meeting would involve a romantic walk and slow dancing. Send me the title of the first song we’d dance to.

​There is beauty in the world. Even through jaded, sarcastic posts, beauty exists.

​I am seeking a "partner in crime," or whatever canned title we give each other for these affair posts. I am a married father of two; being a father is my primary vocation, and everything else comes second. Consequently, I am looking for something drama-free.

​I am a big man with a big heart. I can jump rope like a child, yet I'm strong enough to lift the back of a car. I am built like an ape, but I cuddle like a teddy bear. My lifestyle is clean—no drinking, smoking, or drugs—though I don't count an edible as a drug.

​I’m looking for a woman with a curvy, warm, "big spoon" build; someone who possesses both sensitivity and toughness. I’m not looking for a beauty queen, but rather the star of our own evolving romance.

​Our first meeting would involve a romantic walk and slow dancing. Send me the title of the first song we’d dance to.

First and foremost, I am super strong. Not looking for actual sex, just rubbing and cuddling. I give amazing massages. Married, so discretion is a must.

I hope you're having a great day. Not offend anyone, but women only please.

It is I guess an, 'emotional' time of year for me. I don't want to trauma dump on anyone. I am just looking for an affection I don't get at home.

I am married with 2 kids that I don't want to talk about me to their therapist when they are older. So I try so hard, and looking for a woman also feeling abandoned emotionally that it's like your effort is for nothing. But it is, and you want that opposite sex affirmation that it is.

I am a big guy, handsome to some. My own self-image probably doesn't match reality. I have been called gorilla, teddy-bear. I am fit, I can lift the back of a car. We'll exchange pictures, with that, I am the world's greatest big spoon.

I am sober, and drug free. I do enjoy an edible from time to time and hope to take a psilocybin journey jn the near future.

Now I look for the flirtation of woman, that had a big soul and a big booty. I like curvy women who would be labeled in porn as 'bbw'. This ain't porn though. Hopefully it Tom Waits dancing with Vonnegut in the head of Wayne Dyer giving a motivational letter to you.

I really hope this confused post attracts the right person. That would be willing to go to telegram or even Snap.

I've rambled enough.

To break the ice: how would you introduce yourself to your childhood self?

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It is I guess an, 'emotional' time of year for me. I don't want to trauma dump on anyone. I am just looking for an affection I don't get at home.

I am married with 2 kids that I don't want to talk about me to their therapist when they are older. So I try so hard, and looking for a woman also feeling abandoned emotionally that it's like your effort is for nothing. But it is, and you want that opposite sex affirmation that it is.

I am a big guy, handsome to some. My own self-image probably doesn't match reality. I have been called gorilla, teddy-bear. I am fit, I can lift the back of a car. We'll exchange pictures, with that, I am the world's greatest big spoon.

I am sober, and drug free. I do enjoy an edible from time to time and hope to take a psilocybin journey jn the near future.

Now I look for the flirtation of woman, that had a big soul and a big booty. I like curvy women who would be labeled in porn as 'bbw'. This ain't porn though. Hopefully it Tom Waits dancing with Vonnegut in the head of Wayne Dyer giving a motivational letter to you.

I really hope this confused post attracts the right person. That would be willing to go to telegram or even Snap.

I've rambled enough.

To break the ice: how would you introduce yourself to your childhood self?