I Got Arrested For Being Drunk And Topless At A Concert
I got arrested over the weekend. This wasn’t my first time going to jail. I got arrested when I was 18 for shoplifting a pair of shoes. I’m still banned from Target, which I think is unfair. Then I got arrested in a prostitution sting and drug bust. Those charges were all dropped, thankfully. This time I don’t think I’m going to be so lucky.
Last Friday I went to a concert. Our local park is doing this thing this summer where every Friday night they have a local band play. The music is not great, but it’s free, and they sell alcohol there, which is crazy if you ask me. Well, I didn’t have any plans because the guy I was going to see canceled on me. So my friend and I decided to go to the concert. It was some local death metal group. It’s not my kinda music, but I didn’t really care. I wanted to get drunk, dance and maybe hook up with someone.
I was wearing just jean shorts, a black bikini top, and flip-flops, plus some jewelry. My friend said I looked like a 5 dollar hooker, so I said “damn, I was trying to look like a $1 hooker. Anyway I started drinking and as I got drunker the music started to get better. I danced a bit and lost my shoes at some point. Then my friend had gone off somewhere.
Well, one guy grabbed my ass from behind. I’m no stranger to getting groped by strangers, and it wasn’t even the first time that night. At this point I was kind of horny, the lead singer guy was kinda cute, and I wanted dick. The guy who groped me wasn’t hot, but he wasn’t bad looking either. So I told him something like, “Why just settle for my ass when you can have my full body”. Or something like that. He grabs my hand and takes me to a porta-potty. They do have bathrooms there, but they also have these set up because there aren’t enough toilets for everyone.
Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever gotten fucked in a porta-potty, but I’d not recommend it. It smells like shit (literally); there is no space. You’ll be rocking the entire thing so everyone knows that you're a filthy slut who gets fucked in porta-potties. You’ll also probably get Gonorrhea, but when your girl is drunk and horny, she doesn’t care.
Now believe it or not, I was not arrested for having sex in the toilet. Things started out pretty easy. He pushed me on my knees, and I gave him oral and then he fucked me well while I was bending over. He didn’t last long probably 20 seconds. Then he grabs my bra and just leaves. Yeah, the dude just stole my bra and walked off. That is what happens when you let some guy who assaults you in public fuck you. Now to be honest, I think that was hot as fuck, because I’m a dumb whore, and at the time I thought it was hot too. But do you know who didn’t think it was hot? The two women I saw waiting in line to use the toilet. They gave me some of the worst scowls I’ve ever seen.
Anyway I text my friend to grab me a top from the car while I go hide somewhere. So I just hide and wait for my friend to bring me a t-shirt, right? Well no, that would be the smart thing to do, and if you’ve gotten this far you know I’m not a very smart person. I started to do that, but I was bored waiting, so I thought maybe I could sneak into the parking lot and grab a shirt because my friend hasn’t responded yet.
On my way to the parking lot, I got lost; it’s not a very big park, but I was very drunk. That’s when a cop spotted me. He comes over and asks if I’ve been drinking, and I say "No," like a liar. Momma didn’t raise no fools. Well, he didn’t believe that, so he asked me to do some of those drunk tests. Honestly I think he just wanted to see my tits jump up and down as he made me keep my hands on my head. The next thing I know He’s patting down my shorts and handcuffing me while reading my rights.
Getting perp-walked is always humiliating, but being walked topless and barefoot with your hands being cuffed behind your back through a busy park is more humiliating. And of course I see my friend. She comes over, but she didn’t get my text. I get placed in the cop car and taken to jail.
Once I got to the county jail, I was locked in a cell with 4 other women. I was the only one barefoot and topless. So they started to make fun of me. Saying I’m a prostitute. I tried to play it cool, and they got a lot nicer. Eventually we all got taken to another room where we were all told to strip naked. That’s the thing about jail: there is no privacy. The cop woman walks over and looks in all of our ears and eyes and noses and runs her hand through our hair. She also made us shake our hands and wiggle our toes, which felt unnecessary. Like what, do you think I’m going to hide some meth between my toes? The most embarrassing part is when she made us squat and cough as she was looking at our pussies and asses.
We were allowed to put our clothing back on for the mug shot and fingerprints. We also needed to take a pregnancy test, so they had us all pee in a cup in front of everyone.
When we were done, they put us in cuffs attached to a chain around our waist and shackles. Then they brought us to a room with a lot of chairs and a few other women sitting with tablets. We were seated in chairs and chained to them. I was still barefoot btw. They then gave us a tablet which had a bunch of forms. I finished the forms and just waited. I have no idea how long this took, as I didn’t have my phone and they didn’t have any clocks on the wall. Also I don’t remember the tablet displaying the time, which is weird.
After god knows how long I was taken to another cell and given orange clothes to wear, but no shoes. Apparently they didn’t have any in my size. The cell had a phone and some numbers so I could get in contact with my lawyer.
It was too late to talk to the judge or contact lawyers, so they took me back to one of the "pods," as they called it. It was a big room with bunk beds. I slept the night there.
The next morning they came into my cell, and they cuffed and shackled me again. After that they took me into a small room with a TV and camera. That’s when I got to speak to the judge, and my bail was set. I was charged with indecent exposure and public intoxication. I was taken back to the cell, but I was unable to get a bail bondsman. So they took me back to the pod.
Fortunately eventually my friend came through, and I got enough money along with the bondsmen to cover bail. I can’t drink any alcohol as per my bail conditions, and they gave me this stupid ankle monitor called a "SCRAM." They told me what it stands for, but I forgot. I think the worst part is my license got suspended. Like bro, I didn’t even drive! My lawyer thinks he can get the public indecency dropped but says I’ll probably have to take some alcohol classes, get a breathalyzer installed in my car, and do community service. Not great, but not too bad. I’ve been on probation and done community service before.
The worst part is other than the stupid stuff, I was turned on the entire time. And I’m wet just typing this out. When I told my friend about this, she made me post on this sub. So that’s why I’m here.
Edit: I was given an oversized men's top after the strip search. I was not toppless in the mugshot. Stop asking for it lol.