28 [F4M] #Knoxville, Tennessee — bookish nerd seeking dreamy Daddy 🧔🏻📚
tl;dr I’m looking for the tall, dark, and handsome main character my fellow book girlies can only dream of. The man with Heathcliff level devotion for me, and me for him. Okay, well, maybe not Heathcliff *exactly*, because he and Catherine were siblings. But the sentiment is there, right? We’re made of the same stuff! Right?! Jeez, I should have picked a different literary dreamboat. 🥴 ANYWAY! Are you him, the Daddy I’ve been waiting for?
Lean back, close your eyes, and let me set the scene for you: I’m in the bookstore, lost amongst the shelves, reading the back of a hardcover, when you come up behind me. You reach up, wrap your fingers in my ponytail, and tilt my head back. My eyes close, my lips part, and everything else melts away. In a store drowning in the chatter of readers, the hum of customer service questions, and the smell of unopened books and fresh coffee, all I can drown in is you. You’re tall, dark, and dominant, like you’ve just stepped out of the book I was reading.
About you: You’re older than me. No upper limit, but I think I’d like someone at least over 40. You’re funny, smart, kind, attentive, affectionate, loving, adventurous. Being a reader absolutely wouldn’t hurt, because I would love to swap recommendations and discuss our shared reads at length! You are single, meaning no ENM/poly/dead bedrooms/otherwise committed men. Ideally, you would live localish. Meaning within 2-3 hours driving distance. This is not super duper strict, as I believe location doesn’t have to be the deciding factor in a romance novel. Not mine, anyway. They’ve got planes, trains, cars, skateboards, sleds, UFOs, etc. Different state, different country, different galaxy — I’ll find my way to you regardless. Also, it would be great if you like to drive… because I fucking hate driving all the time. 😬
About me: just turned 28, born and raised in our beautiful state of Tennessee (yes, this means I come with an accent!), probably the funniest person you’ll ever meet, educated, great at Jeopardy!, kind, loving. Likes books, horror movies and games, baking. Believes in the power of dreams and subscribes to daily horoscopes. Hates bread and butter pickles and tomato sauces. Taller than average, chubby, brown hair, hazel eyes, great breasts and thighs (like a KFC meal, without the herbs, but plenty of spices). 😉
An important note: Kinks are something I will talk about down the road. They are not important to me upfront, as I’ve been in kinky relationships and vanilla relationships all the same. I’m looking for a plain old romantic connection before we do any of that. 🍦
If this tickles your pickle, please send me a message! Even if you just want to chat about books or dreams because I don’t sound like your type of partner, I’m down. Tell me about the dreams you constantly cringe about but can never forget. Please be open to phone calls soonish. Please be willing to message a lot throughout our days. I love to talk, so we’ll be a match even if you just love to listen! Happy hunting! 🥰