u/itakeallmyvitamins

Hi! Thanks for taking time to read this post, I know you’re busy lurking and all. You lurker you. I been married a long time and things are a bit roomates vibes for a while now. Im not looking to bash anyones SO or change anyones situation. Im a great guy, a dad, i hope youre an awesome person too. Im looking for someone to pass the day with as I find myself with no one to talk to all day.

Im about 5’10 HWP, scruffy beard, athletic, and been told im charming by everyone’s grandma. Im sorry im not into anime or video games but I do cook a mean barbecue and I can launch a boat solo, and i can double jump like 5 times. I make my health a priority and hope you can relate to some of this.

Now, as far as you, just be willing to have the time to invest in me as I will invest into you.

Thank you! And I hope you stop by and say hey

Woohoo I can finally post. Yes, my account is new but Its not my first go around. What can i say, im a millennial. I used to be on the search for the one, she was out there somewhere, however, this place beats you down and i think what I been searching for is just old school casual conversation.

I mean Im a great chatter, I have 36 years experience. And thanks to my kids watching Ms. Rachel i can sign some things too. So I am married with kids, and i hope whoever decided to chat me is as well so we can relate to these goblins flushing a T shirt down the toilet right before bed time.

Im your average, yet handsome (from certain angles im jk jk) hardworking dad whos looking for something (you) to keep all for him self. Yeap, IM NOT SHARING lol im 5’10 about 185lbs with a scruffy beard i drive a truck, wear my hat backwards, and will DIY almost anything you want. And no offense to anyone, but i dont play video games, watch cartoons (not by choice at least) or watch anime. But you will catch me at the beach throwing a football.

Before i used to think i knew what i wanted my secret pocket friend to be like but now i just really want your companionship, so she has to be a great texter, she must be funny, please be married with kids as its easier to relate and lets be our genuine self with each other. You like it, i love it.

Ps. Im sorry for any spelling and grammar errors. In a hurry and I honestly didnt feel like fixing them. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sincerely,

Your soon to be BEST KEPT SECRET

Woohoo I can finally post. Yes, my account is new but Its not my first go around. What can i say, im a millennial. I used to be on the search for the one, she was out there somewhere, however, this place beats you down and i think what I been searching for is just old school casual conversation.

I mean Im a great chatter, I have 36 years experience. And thanks to my kids watching Ms. Rachel i can sign some things too. So I am married with kids, and i hope whoever decided to chat me is as well so we can relate to these goblins flushing a T shirt down the toilet right before bed time.

Im your average, yet handsome (from certain angles im jk jk) hardworking dad whos looking for something (you) to keep all for him self. Yeap, IM NOT SHARING lol im 5’10 about 185lbs with a scruffy beard i drive a truck, wear my hat backwards, and will DIY almost anything you want. And no offense to anyone, but i dont play video games, watch cartoons (not by choice at least) or watch anime. But you will catch me at the beach throwing a football.

Before i used to think i knew what i wanted my secret pocket friend to be like but now i just really want your companionship, so she has to be a great texter, she must be funny, please be married with kids as its easier to relate and lets be our genuine self with each other. You like it, i love it.

Ps. Im sorry for any spelling and grammar errors. In a hurry and I honestly didnt feel like fixing them. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sincerely,

Your soon to be BEST KEPT SECRET

Woohoo I can finally post. Yes, my account is new but Its not my first go around. What can i say, im a millennial. I used to be on the search for the one, she was out there somewhere, however, this place beats you down and i think what I been searching for is just old school casual conversation.

I mean Im a great chatter, I have 36 years experience. And thanks to my kids watching Ms. Rachel i can sign some things too. So I am married with kids, and i hope whoever decided to chat me is as well so we can relate to these goblins flushing a T shirt down the toilet right before bed time.

Im your average, yet handsome (from certain angles im jk jk) hardworking dad whos looking for something (you) to keep all for him self. Yeap, IM NOT SHARING lol im 5’10 about 185lbs with a scruffy beard i drive a truck, wear my hat backwards, and will DIY almost anything you want. And no offense to anyone, but i dont play video games, watch cartoons (not by choice at least) or watch anime. But you will catch me at the beach throwing a football.

Before i used to think i knew what i wanted my secret pocket friend to be like but now i just really want your companionship, so she has to be a great texter, she must be funny, please be married with kids as its easier to relate and lets be our genuine self with each other. You like it, i love it.

Ps. Im sorry for any spelling and grammar errors. In a hurry and I honestly didnt feel like fixing them. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sincerely,

Your soon to be BEST KEPT SECRET

Woohoo I can finally post. Yes, my account is new but Its not my first go around. What can i say, im a millennial. I used to be on the search for the one, she was out there somewhere, however, this place beats you down and i think what I been searching for is just old school casual conversation.

I mean Im a great chatter, I have 36 years experience. And thanks to my kids watching Ms. Rachel i can sign some things too. So I am married with kids, and i hope whoever decided to chat me is as well so we can relate to these goblins flushing a T shirt down the toilet right before bed time.

Im your average, yet handsome (from certain angles im jk jk) hardworking dad whos looking for something (you) to keep all for him self. Yeap, IM NOT SHARING lol im 5’10 about 185lbs with a scruffy beard i drive a truck, wear my hat backwards, and will DIY almost anything you want. And no offense to anyone, but i dont play video games, watch cartoons (not by choice at least) or watch anime. But you will catch me at the beach throwing a football.

Before i used to think i knew what i wanted my secret pocket friend to be like but now i just really want your companionship, so she has to be a great texter, she must be funny, please be married with kids as its easier to relate and lets be our genuine self with each other. You like it, i love it.

Ps. Im sorry for any spelling and grammar errors. In a hurry and I honestly didnt feel like fixing them. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sincerely,

Your soon to be BEST KEPT SECRET