u/jeannedeaux_

"I admire her ability to stick to her guns" - That one** guy who sent a dick pic then got blocked because I stipulated 'unsolicited genitals will be blocked'

"She's so funny, a total riot" - A much too young redditor blatantly trying to get around my 'I prefer older men' line.

"She's totally empathetic and friendly and *notabot and nothing bad should ever happen to her“ - Some dude who likely got caught because why else would he ghost, right? RIGHT?

Married. No kidz. Pet rich. [Insert all those usual other disclaimers here].

Seeking an Australia/NZ based friend - male, older (than me), conversational, consistent, cute, capable of playing the long game.

You can look however you look, attraction is a funny thing. I'm judging you on your conversation first anyway.

DM only, no comments. Younger, low effort, and unsuitable attempts may not get a reply.

Play your elder millennial card by giving me your ASL.

Bonus points if you remember your MSN messenger username.

**there have been more than one.

"I admire her ability to stick to her guns" - That one** guy who sent a dick pic then got blocked because I stipulated 'unsolicited genitals will be blocked'

"She's so funny, a total riot" - A much too young redditor blatantly trying to get around my 'I prefer older men' line.

"She's totally empathetic and friendly and *notabot and nothing bad should ever happen to her“ - Some dude who likely got caught because why else would he ghost, right? RIGHT?

Seeking an Australia/NZ based friend - male, older (than me), conversational, cute, capable of playing the long game.

You can look however you look, attraction is a funny thing. I'm judging you on your conversation first anyway.

DM only, no comments.

Married. No kidz. Pet rich. [Insert all those usual other disclaimers here].

Play your elder millennial card by giving me your ASL.

Bonus points if you remember your MSN messenger username.

**there have been more than one more.

This is a casting call for a respectful, emotionally intelligent man over 37 y/o.

Big, burly, bearded. Intimidating to look at, but you can see the opposite when they're looking back.

Personality plus. Good at maintaining conversation. Able to communicate and aware that this is about finding the right person, and not just settling for any old reply.

In return, you get empathy. Attention. Consideration. Quick wit. A hard to crack exterior with soft curves, great hair, bright eyes.

I'm not here to discuss our real life relationships. I'm not here for small talk. I'm here to meet someone who makes life a little bit more sparkly\* (\*not a vampire). Build something that has yet to be defined, curated to meet the wants of two individuals.

Please note:

I prefer to jump off reddit when the timing is right.

I like a original first impression.

I rarely reply to comments and DMs are off for accounts under 30 Days.

This is a casting call for a respectful, emotionally intelligent man over 37 y/o.

Big, burly, bearded. Intimidating to look at, but you can see the opposite when they're looking back. Personality plus. Good at maintaining conversation. Able to communicate and aware that this is about finding the right person, and not just settling for any old reply.

In return, you get empathy. Attention. Consideration. Quick wit. A hard to crack exterior with soft curves, great hair, bright eyes.

I'm not here to discuss our real life relationships. I'm not here for small talk. I'm here to meet someone who makes life a little bit more sparkly* (*not a vampire). Build something that has yet to be defined, curated to meet the wants of two individuals.

Please note:

I prefer to jump off reddit when the timing is right.

I like a original first impression.

I rarely reply to comments and DMs are off for accounts under 30 Days.

Come save me from the humdrum.

The Monday malaise...

...and stay a while.

I'm not here to discuss our real life relationships. I'm not here for small talk. I'm here to meet someone who makes life a little bit more sparkly\\\* (\\\*not a vampire).

Build something that has yet to be defined, curated to meet the wants of two individuals.

I prefer older men. 40+. But I'm open to -10% if you think you fit the bill.

Big, burly, bearded. Intimidating to look at, but you can see the opposite in their eyes. Personality plus. Good at maintaining conversation. Longevity.

In return, you get empathy. Attention. Consideration. Quick wit. A hard to crack exterior but with soft curves. Married. Childfree. Not into small talk or big promises.

I prefer to jump off reddit, when the timing is right.

I love a good first impression.

I don't reply via DM to comments.

Come save me from the humdrum.

The Monday malaise...

...and stay a while.

I'm not here to discuss our real life relationships. I'm not here for small talk. I'm here to meet someone who makes life a little bit more sparkly\* (\*not a vampire). Build something that has yet to be defined, curated to meet the wants of two individuals.

I prefer older men. 40+. But I'm open to -10% if you think you fit the bill.

Big, burly, bearded. Intimidating to look at, but you can see the opposite in their eyes. Personality plus. Good at maintaining conversation. Longevity.

In return, you get empathy. Attention. Consideration. Quick wit. A hard to crack exterior but with soft curves. Married. Childfree. Not into small talk or big promises.

I prefer to jump off reddit, when the timing is right.

I love a good first impression.

I don't reply to comments.

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Come save me from the humdrum.

The Monday malaise...

...and stay a while.

I'm not here to discuss our real life relationships. I'm not here for small talk. I'm here to meet someone who makes life a little bit more sparkly\* (\*not a vampire). Build something that has yet to be defined, curated to meet the wants of two individuals.

I prefer older men. 40+. But I'm open to -10% if you think you fit the bill.

Big, burly, bearded. Intimidating to look at, but you can see the opposite in their eyes. Personality plus. Good at maintaining conversation.

In return, you get empathy. Attention. Consideration. Quick wit. A hard to crack exterior but with soft curves.

I prefer to jump off reddit, but only when the timing is right.

I like a good first impression.

I don't reply to comments.

Come save me from the humdrum.

The Monday morning malaise...

...and stay a while.

I'm not here to discuss our real life relationships. I'm not here for small talk. I'm here to meet someone who makes life a little bit more sparkly* (*not a vampire).

I prefer older men. 40+. But I'm open to -10% if you think you fit the bill.

Big, burly, bearded. Intimidating to look at, but you can see the opposite in their eyes. Personality plus. Good at maintaining conversation.

In return, you get empathy. Attention. Consideration. Quick wit. A hard to crack exterior but with soft curves.

I prefer to jump off reddit, but only when the timing is right.

I like a good first impression. I don't reply to comments.