u/largelatincock

I’m married and looking for an attractive, intelligent woman for physical affair and friendship.

About me: I am 38, business owner, and I enjoy being active (mostly biking and walking). I have no interest in changing my marriage/family or yours. I'm a transplant to Cincinnati. Originally from South America and lived in Florida. Been in the area for a handful of years.

I really want to connect with a woman who I can have have fun with regularly. I have flexibility during the evenings, especially on the weekends.

This isn't my first rodeo, but it's my first one in about 5 years, so give me grace. I'm looking for a down to earth woman with mutual interests (wine, culture, non-fiction, entrepreneurship/business). I regularly frequent wine clubs/classes and would love to meet someone that somewhat shares that interest.

~About Me~: I'm HWP, latino (Argentinian/Spanish), moderately attractive, and a busy dad of 3 with a business. I can usually text during the day and we can make plans that way.

You would (ideally) be married, too, so we both have something to lose - and gain. Local to my area (Cincinnati/West Side) is a must, please.

I've guess usernames are like tattoos, permanent reminders of who we were at 2am with bad judgment. I was apparently feeling confident. Or drunk. Probably both. Ignore mine please. I am too lazy to create a new one and this is my bad boy reddit.

The reality: I'm 38, married, three kids, born in Buenos Aires but raised in the South, and I know enough about wine to be genuinely embarrassed by my username.

You're smart, married yourself, definitely not looking to blow up your life. You appreciate that malbec pairs with more than just bad decisions. You can talk about books, politics, or why your favorite album is actually genius without me glazing over. You understand discretion is the price of admission, and you're local enough to actually meet.

I'm HWP, bilingual, and apparently well-endowed with curiosity (among other things, but let's pretend we're adults who can discover that naturally). Looking for someone to go to wine clubs and classes with, for starters. I think it's a great excuse.

If you made it past the username and actually read this, tell me your favorite wine region, or why you hate wine, in your first message.