u/love_bubblewrap

I've been around this block a time or two. Ok...seventeen times is probably more like it, but who's counting. I'm looking for a friend that evolves into something more. Someone to chat with throughout the day. Laugh with and joke around with. Flirt with and just have a genuinely friendly relationship with. Talk about everything even if it seems awkward. Who cares!! We're online! It's not like you're my neighbor, because that would be really awkward. AND......For the love of Trapper John MD, please be present in this relationship! If you remember that show as a child you are in the right age range. But seriously, be available. Theres nothing worse than trying to have a conversation and you can only send a couple messages a day.

My next request - Be real! I've been down that road called Scammerville Ln. With that said I will not be sending pictures on this site. If you request them on here you're probably fake. No...No... not me, not here.

So now that we established that. Just be yourself! Be fun! Be open to anything. Yes, be open to catching feelings. Sounds rare to hear that from a guy right? Well let's just say that my marriage is practically nonexistent. I am alone....alot!

If your marriage is stable and your content, then sorry.... Thats great for you, but not what I'm looking for. I really like phone calls and hopefully you have time for that. I want us to have a friendship first before you start unbuttoning my jeans. My clothes don't come off for just anyone.

I'm very friendly, pretty funny, and will let you know that you're thought off often. I'll remind you of how cute you are when you're not feeling your best. I'll be that person you've always wanted to tell something to, that you never had the guts to say it. We'll laugh at how we dressed during the 80s, and and make fun of our teachers that looked like 70s porn stars.

I'm a big hat wearer. No that doesn't mean I have a big head. It means I wear hats alot. I have a bald dome and it keeps me from having to paint it with Annie Glidden during the summer. Sometimes I feel like I'm still 20 years old mentally and physically, and thats never a good combination. Advil and Tylenol have become part of my diet. I have been told I'm handsome on more than one occasion. I'm a pretty simple guy. I exercise regularly and participate in a lot of outdoor activities.

I have an amazing job which I love. Which also let's me have a lot of free time. If you're active and stay in shape, or are working on it. Then you're exactly the type I'm looking for. If you're interested in anything I've said then I'd love to hear from you. Thanks for reading, and please have something to say in your first message. "Hi there" or "hello" just won't cut it.

I've been around this block a time or two. Ok...seventeen times is probably more like it, but who's counting. I'm looking for a friend that evolves into something more. Someone to chat with throughout the day. Laugh with and joke around with. Flirt with and just have a genuinely friendly relationship with. Talk about everything even if it seems awkward. Who cares!! We're online! It's not like you're my neighbor, because that would be really awkward. AND......For the love of Trapper John MD, please be present in this relationship! If you remember that show as a child you are in the right age range. But seriously, be available. Theres nothing worse than trying to have a conversation and you can only send a couple messages a day.

My next request - Be real! I've been down that road called Scammerville Ln. With that said I will not be sending pictures on this site. If you request them on here you're probably fake. No...No... not me, not here.

So now that we established that. Just be yourself! Be fun! Be open to anything. Yes, be open to catching feelings. Sounds rare to hear that from a guy right? Well let's just say that my marriage is practically nonexistent. I am alone....alot!

If your marriage is stable and your content, then sorry.... Thats great for you, but not what I'm looking for. I really like phone calls and hopefully you have time for that. I want us to have a friendship first before you start unbuttoning my jeans. My clothes don't come off for just anyone.

I'm very friendly, pretty funny, and will let you know that you're thought off often. I'll remind you of how cute you are when you're not feeling your best. I'll be that person you've always wanted to tell something to, that you never had the guts to say it. We'll laugh at how we dressed during the 80s, and and make fun of our teachers that looked like 70s porn stars.

I'm a big hat wearer. No that doesn't mean I have a big head. It means I wear hats alot. I have a bald dome and it keeps me from having to paint it with Annie Glidden during the summer. Sometimes I feel like I'm still 20 years old mentally and physically, and thats never a good combination. Advil and Tylenol have become part of my diet. I have been told I'm handsome on more than one occasion. I'm a pretty simple guy. I exercise regularly and participate in a lot of outdoor activities.

I have an amazing job which I love. Which also let's me have a lot of free time. If you're active and stay in shape, or are working on it. Then you're exactly the type I'm looking for. If you're interested in anything I've said then I'd love to hear from you. Thanks for reading, and please have something to say in your first message. "Hi there" or "hello" just won't cut it.

So I posted the other day and wrote (F4M) in my title by accident. I checked my phone about 15 minutes later and had messages from 32 different users. I got so excited. I felt like Fred Sanford... "This is the big one...I'm coming Elizabeth". Then instantly I thought about how much money I could make if I could write these ads for guys and sell them! So I started reading the messages and they were all guys responding about how much they wanted me and what they would like to do with me. So I immediately ran for a shower as I felt violated and dirty . I then re-read my post and realized what I had done, and all I could do was sigh.... So I did what any normal 52 year old guy would do. I deleted the ad and reposted after triple checking the title to make sure it said M4F.

After that..... crickets. I thought about what it must be like for women on here, and I can now understand why there are so very few real women out there. At least on this site anyway. I feel like we all need to be better at this, as I have ran across a few undesirables on here as well. Can't we just be honest about what we want on here? Things are obviously hard on us enough already or we wouldn't be on here.

With that being said. I would love to meet someone real that is genuine, and doesn't have any ulterior motives. Someone that wants to have fun, meaningful and totally off the wall conversations if we feel like it. Let's laugh about what it was like in the 80s when we used so much hair spray, that we could run right through a wall headfirst because our hair was as hard as a rock. Let's talk about our 80 sitcoms and favorite cartoons growing up. Who was your childhood celebrity crush?

Anyway, I'm a pretty laid back guy with a lot of time on my hands. I want to spend it with the right woman. If you're in a marriage that is unfulfilling and want to really dive into this, then waste no more time and send me a message. I'll throw this out there because I know attraction matters to most. I don't use hair spray anymore because I'm pretty sure all the hairspray I used in my younger years...uprooted my hair. I can rock a baseball hat like no one's business though. I exercise regularly and still feel like I'm not a bad looking guy. All I can say is this post is as honest and real as it gets, and I would love to hear from someone who is truly in this for all the right reasons. Take care out there everyone.

I've been around this block a time or two. Ok...seventeen times is probably more like it, but who's counting. I'm looking for a friend that evolves into something more. Someone to chat with throughout the day. Laugh with and joke around with. Flirt with and just have a genuinely friendly relationship with. Talk about everything even if it seems awkward. Who cares!! We're online! It's not like you're my neighbor, because that would be really awkward. AND......For the love of Trapper John MD, please be present in this relationship! If you remember that show as a child you are in the right age range. But seriously, be available. Theres nothing worse than trying to have a conversation and you can only send a couple messages a day. My next request - Be real! I've been down that road called Scammerville Ln. With that said I will not be sending pictures on this site. If you request them on here you're probably fake. No...No... not me, not here.

So now that we established that. Just be yourself! Be fun! Be open to anything. Yes, be open to catching feelings. Sounds rare to hear that from a guy right? Well let's just say that my marriage is practically nonexistent. I am alone....alot!

If your marriage is stable and your content, then sorry.... Thats great for you, but not what I'm looking for. I really like phone calls and hopefully you have time for that. I want us to have a friendship first before you start unbuttoning my jeans. My clothes don't come off for just anyone.

I'm very friendly, pretty funny, and will let you know that you're thought off often. I'll remind you of how cute you are when you're not feeling your best. I'll be that person you've always wanted to tell something to, that you never had the guts to say it. We'll laugh at how we dressed during the 80s, and and make fun of our teachers that looked like 70s porn stars.

I'm a big hat wearer. No that doesn't mean I have a big head. It means I wear hats alot. I have a bald dome and it keeps me from having to paint it with Annie Glidden during the summer. Sometimes I feel like I'm still 20 years old mentally and physically, and thats never a good combination. Advil and Tylenol have become part of my diet. I have been told I'm handsome on more than one occasion. I'm a pretty simple guy. I exercise regularly and participate in a lot of outdoor activities. I have an amazing job which I love. Which also let's me have a lot of free time. If you're active and stay in shape, or are working on it. Then you're exactly the type I'm looking for. If you're interested in anything I've said then I'd love to hear from you. Thanks for reading, and please have something to say in your first message. "Hi there" or "hello" just won't cut it.