Review: Slumpberry from Crysp.
Cure 10/10: It's perfect. Perfect moisture level, fresh, and loud terps.
Aroma 10/10: funky berry that's very loud. You can be outside and crack open the jar, and people 30ft away will be looking around for that skunk smell.
Effects 9/10: Very relaxing and euphoric. Perfect for watching movies and relaxing. It lasts for a good bit as well.
Overall 9.5/10
Review: Super buff Cherry from CBD Hemp Direct.
Cure 3/10: it came very dry and crunchy. It does still have the terps intact because it still smells good. After some time with a boost pack, it has improved.
Effects 8/10: uplifting at first yet still very relaxing and relieving. Perfect for movies and chilling.
Aroma/flavor 8/10: Surprisingly, with how dry it is, it still smells really good and tastes really good. It's got that cherry funk that'd you'd expect.
Overall 6/10: the only thing wrong with it is it's dry. It still hits smooth and tastes good with really good effects.
And yes, full disclosure, I will receive $30 store credit for the review.
Review: Delta Diamonds from CBD Hemp Direct
Cure 7/10: It's a bit dry, but with it being dense and sticky, it saves it. It's on the older side as well.
Effects 8/10: Relaxing, calming, and euphoric.
Aroma/flavor 6/10: Not a lot going on here. It's got a hint of gas, citrus, and a little funk.
Overall 7/10
Review: Frozen Banana cold cured 70-149u live rosin from Shop Hello Mary.
Flavor/aroma 8.75/10: It's has a layering of sweet creamy banana and tropical fruit and ends with a little citrus and gas.
Effects 9/10: It starts with a nice uplift and clarity and soon transitions to deeply relaxing. It gave me munchies as well.
Melt & vapor quality 8.25/10: it melts super clean. The vapor is nice and flavorful, but it's just a little bit harsh on the throat towards the end, but it's not bad.
Overall, 8.5/10
Review: Scotch and Soda from CBD Hemp Direct.
Cure 8/10: it a little dryer than I'd like, but not by much. It could be a little fresher as well.
Effects 9/10: uplifting, euphoric. It boosts my creativity and makes me want to do things. It makes me locked into what I'm doing and makes everything enjoyable. It doesn't give anxiety and is still calming and relaxing. It lasts for hours.
Aroma/taste 8.75/10: I think their description is pretty spot on. Vanilla, banana, bitters, cedar, and spice. It really reminds me of the fall time woods in the mountains, cutting pine trees for some firewood.
Overall 8.75/10
Review: Scotch and Soda from CBD Hemp Direct.
Cure 8/10: it a little dryer than I'd like, but not by much. It could be a little fresher as well.
Effects 9/10: uplifting, euphoric. It boosts my creativity and makes me want to do things. It makes me locked into what I'm doing and makes everything enjoyable. It doesn't give anxiety and is still calming and relaxing. It lasts for hours.
Aroma/taste 8.75/10: I think their description is pretty spot on. Vanilla, banana, bitters, cedar, and spice. It really reminds me of the fall time woods in the mountains, cutting pine trees for some firewood.
Overall 8.75/10
Review: Nerdz from Shop Hello Mary
Cure 10/10: Perfect moisture level and very fresh.
Effects 8/10: Uplifting, euphoric, and settles into warm and relaxing. I didn't want to do much, but sitting and watching movies or playing video games. It lasts a long time as well. I'd save this for the end of the day.
Aroma 9/10: Super funky, creamy, and reminiscent of yogurt for me. It's got a little fruit on the end to finish it off.
Overall 9.5/10
Review: Nerdz from Shop Hello Mary
Cure 10/10: Perfect moisture level and very fresh.
Effects 8/10: Uplifting, euphoric, and settles into warm and relaxing. I didn't want to do much, but sitting and watching movies or playing video games. It lasts a long time as well. I'd save this for the end of the day.
Aroma 9/10: Super funky, creamy and reminiscent of yogurt for me. It's got a little fruit on the end to finish it off.
Overall 9.5/10
Review: Gold Caviar from CBD Hemp Direct
Cure 9.5/10: It's pretty much perfect.
Effects 9/10: I feel warm and cozy but still uplifted and clear-headed. It gave me the headband, euphoric, and pressure behind the eye feeling. It's unique and I really like it. I'd say it's good for any time of day. It lasts a long time as well.
Aroma 8.5/10: funky with a touch citrus. It's pretty loud, too.
Overall 9.25/10
Review: Lizard Burger from CBD Hemp Direct.
Cure/structure 9/10: pretty much perfect, and breaks up easily and is nice and fluffy when broke down.
Effects 8.75/10: It's uplifting and relaxing. It's good for video games and helps you lock in. It could last longer, though.
Aroma 9/10: funky citrus and slight mint on the end. It's a pretty unique profile.
Overall 8.75/10
Review: Lizard Burger from CBD Hemp Direct.
Cure/structure 9/10: pretty much perfect, and breaks up easily and is nice and fluffy when broke down.
Effects 8.75/10: It's uplifting and relaxing. It's good for video games and helps you lock in. It could last longer, though.
Aroma 9/10: funky citrus and slight mint on the end. It's a pretty unique profile.
Overall 8.75/10
Review- Trainwreck from CBD Hemp Direct
Cure 9/10: It's got a great moisture level and is fresh. Terps are still intact.
Aroma 9/10: loud old school citrus.
Effects 9/10: cerebral, uplifting, and happy. It makes things bright and music sounds good.
Overall 9/10: I really enjoy the effects of this one. The old-school terps are fire. It's a little stimmy, but that's really my only complaint.
Review- Trainwreck from CBD Hemp Direct
Cure 9/10: It's got a great moisture level and is fresh. Terps are still intact.
Aroma 9/10: loud old school citrus.
Effects 9/10: cerebral, uplifting, and happy. It makes things bright and music sounds good.
Overall 9/10: I really enjoy the effects of this one. The old-school terps are fire. It's a little stimmy, but that's really my only complaint.
Review- Frozen bananas rosin from CBD Hemp Direct.
It's got a creamy and greasy texture that's easy to work with. It's aroma and flavor is of bananas and allspice that's subtle but nice. It burns cleans and doesn't leave any residue. The effects are euphoric and relaxing, and not overwhelming. It ends with sedation. For the price, I'm really happy with it. The only complaint is that the terps could be stronger.
Overall 8/10
Review: London Purpz from CBD Hemp Direct.
Cure 7.5/10: It's a bit dry, but not terribly.
Aroma/taste 7/10: It's a mild sweet gassiness.
Effects 8/10: It's pretty well balanced. It's euphoric and not overly sedating.
Overall 7.75/10
Review: Watermelon Gelato from CBD Hemp Direct.
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Cure 8/10: It's not dry or too moist. There is nothing to complain about, but I'd say it leans more towards the dry side.
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Aroma/taste 8/10: It's a unique fruity funk with a slight mint or pine on the end. It's not very loud, but it's not muted.
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Effects 8.5/10: It's uplifting and cerebral and ends with relaxation. It's good for anytime of day.
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Overall 8.25/10
Review: Watermelon Gelato from CBD Hemp Direct.
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Cure 8/10: It's not dry or too moist. There is nothing to complain about, but I'd say it leans more towards the dry side.
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Aroma/taste 8/10: It's a unique fruity funk with a slight mint or pine on the end. It's not very loud, but it's not muted.
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Effects 8.5/10: It's uplifting and cerebral and ends with relaxation. It's good for anytime of day.
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Overall 8.25/10
Review: Blue Sherbet from CBD Hemp Direct
Cure 10/10: It's perfect.
Aroma/flavor 9/10: blue raspberry, with a little spearmint on the end. It's pretty loud as well.
Effects 8.5/10: It's good for anytime of day. It's uplifting and euphoric. It's not overwhelmingly strong. It has a nice clean feeling.
Overall 9/10
Review: Punch Breath smalls from CBD Hemp Direct
Cure 9/10: It's pretty much perfect.
Aroma/flavor 8/10: it has spicey fruit punch, with some sweetness on the end.
Effects 8.75/10: it starts with a euphoric rush to the head. It then turns very relaxing, with some munchies.
Overall 8.75/10
Review: Sour Chiesel from CBD Hemp Direct
Cure and structure 8.5/10: Good moisture content, not dry, terps are still really good. Medium and small buds, fairly dense, and irregular shapes.
Effects 9/10: euphoric, relaxed, munchies, pain relief. I'd say it's best for evening time but it's not too sedating for anytime of day.
Aroma 9/10: Gassy, Sour, and a little funk on the end. It's fairly loud.
Overall 8.75/10: it has really nice euphoric effects that are also very medicinal. I'd say its best for evening time. The cure is good and the terps are loud.