Good morning and happy weekend everybody. Just sharing my full review of Banana Zplit cold cure and Flamingo Mintz flower, both S-tier. This was my first time trying them out and I was very impressed, mostly with the rosin, but the flower was pretty great too.
There are lots of cloesups and details about smell, taste and effects for both. Also added timestamps. Hope yall come wake and bake with me and enjoy the review. Cheers.
I usually buy no more than 3.5g of concentrate at a time from them since their prices went up (I know they were sold). And Ive always noticed it was a bit underweight. This time I ordered a large amount and it was uderweight by almost a whole gram. I dont see how their scale can be off that much. It seems intentional. Its gotten to the point where I leave a note to double check weight on every purchase
I guess this is my queue to switch vendors. Can anyone recommend and affordable concentrate vendors (Not Tesero)?
Let’s get into this Original Gangster from clubhouse drops
The nose is spicy earthy OG with some pine and gas, a coffee/ tobacco smell too.
It’s got slight loudness but it’s not stink up your room loud. For the nose I’m giving it a 6.9/10
The taste ain’t translating the best and it was a tad harsher than I’d prefer. For taste in a raw ethereal I’m rating this 6.1/10
salt and pepper ash… heavy on the pepper. I have flash on in the pics so it looks whiter than it is irl.
Effects are hitting decent, after facing that joint im relaxed, happy and hungry. This would be great bud for a beginner, or someone from the old school trying to get back into it, that doesn’t want their face melting off from this “new age high powered chronic”. For effects it’s gets a 5.9/10
I had higher hopes for this jar but overall I’m not too disappointed, I’ve definitely gotten allot worse. It’s truly a gamblers game in this Wild West style market.
Hopefully this review can steer one or two of you in the right direction for today.
Picked up this months THCA Queen, by the name Allegra(Sativa Hybrid), by
Right out the jar you get a citrusy earthy smell, buds are sticky and are cured well. Didn’t need to allow time for hydration packs as it was pretty much ready to go.
The smoking experience was pleasant, the citrusy tropical flavors matched the smell, amazing resin rings like crazy good, with a great uplifting effect that paired great for cooking or gaming.
Overall I’d say a 7.5/10
No shipping. Flower. Tonight or tomorrow.
So much purple. Smells like straight diesel. Shits gas. White ass ash they live up to the name lol
ordered from JK Distro around the 4th of may. order was refunded today (5/22) as they didn’t ship my product.
today i woke up to around 7-8 transactions for facebook ads of the same amount, and i’m pretty set on the idea that whoever had my account details from JKD just used my account to buy facebook ads.
please be careful of where you put your bank account details online
Tsb been killing y'all. Anyway, get the f*** off your high horse. They banned me for speaking what I feel they got all them cocksliders over there. How can you win and the quality it's trash anyway so I'm not losing no sleep behind it. It's just the audacity
Grabbed this along with the Golden Goat from terpthca. Off the rip this has a very loud skunky gas aroma that rounds out with a nice candy like sweetness. Taste is a nice earthy floral with a sweet gassy taste that lingers after each hit. The nugs are dense and sticky af. The high hits the body hard and feels like a weighted blanket holding you down. It does creep into the head eventually and from my experience puts you to sleep lol. Really like this one and it has it all: smell, taste, and high. Bout to mix this and the golden goat in a fat blunt now 🫡
I’ve had a fair share of thca carts and haven’t found one I’d buy again, does anyone have good recommendations that aren’t crazy overpriced no shill bs
Just picked up 2 half’s from CBDHD and I’m thoroughly impressed once again by them. The fruity pebbles has a very nice nose, almost like creamy strawberries so I can only imagine how nice this one will be to smoke. The nug sizes are a little on the medium to small size but still look great nonetheless. The galactic gas has a woody, grape smell to it, definitely intrigues me to keep smelling it to get all the notes I can! The nug sizes on it are medium to large with a couple of small ones. Both came in at over their weight by about a half gram to a full gram more. This company always delivers some very nice herb for great prices plus you can’t beat the fact that you get free overnight shipping if you spend $250 or more. Will definitely be ordering more from them when I have the money!
I like to snag cheap bulk BHO and it seems there's always someone new who has the best prices. Any current recommendations? I don't care about flavor much, just not that chemical taste. I've lost my sense of smell and now I can't taste my weed.
The lemonciello is so dank loud lemon candy nose on this smells incredible. The nose translates to the smoke perfectly you get that lemon candy with a dank gassy finish.. The buds are thick filled with blonde to orange hairs when you break it up your fingers get all sticky icky love this strain.its the 💣 especially for green house it smokes better than most indoors vendors are pushing. The blue zushi big thick nugs covered in blonde to orange hairs the nose is unique it has a fruity start then you get earthy spice that goes into black licorice very unique. The terps are fruity gassy goodness. That co-inside with the nose. Both these strains are incredible and potent. Lemonciello has that super sativa high for me the Energizer bunny. The blue zushi has more of a couch lock get me the brownies high. They both get 8/10 WINDY Ridge Herb CO is vendor join their discord see their transparency today it's pretty obvious 🔥 co
Hello again, everyone. It's come to my attention, through responses to my last post, that some people have had their credit cards compromised through JK Distro. If your card has had fraudulent transactions, please reach out to the Benicia Police Department in California. There is an existing criminal investigation. Their phone numbers are as follows.
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BANANACONDA – Snoochiez (HS420) 31.90% THC | 0.40% CBD | 32.30% Total Cannabinoids
Nose
Popping the seal I got a sharp, gassy ripe banana terp profile, not particularly sweet, but with a mild creamy funk and a really noticeable kushiness running throughout. Very terpy overall.
Appearance
Two large chokers. Gorgeous pinecone-shaped buds with an interesting mix of light and dark olive greens, framed in purple, almost creating an illusion of looking blue. Similar structure to Horchata from AH. Very frosty, especially on the interior. Long, fiery orange pistils throughout.
Cure
Spot on. Dense but spongy with good bounce-back.
Taste
Follows the nose closely but leans away from anything fruity. Banana terps aren't always fruity, and this one proves it. You get that gassy, kushy, green herbal taste that is deeply nostalgic.
Effects
Mellow and relaxing, classic nightcap energy. This one could absolutely put you on your ass if you let it, and if you tried it as a wake-and-bake you might just end up right back in bed. It's a hazy, heavy kind of vibe. Textbook indica-leaning hybrid: perfect for sleep, pain relief, and summoning the munchies. Cotton mouth did show up.
Overall
An interesting change of pace from the FM stuff. Snoochiez leans a little harder into terps. Reminds me of Horchata in structure and effect, just with a different flavor lane entirely. It's got that old-school banana kush energy, simple, familiar, nostalgic. I also grabbed their Berry Sour (Berry OG x Sour Diesel) for the same reason, and it carries that same classic profile.
“The Rizz” - Leftovers #2 × Grape Stank
This flower has an external color that is a mixture of greens, purples, and creams… while internally being mostly greens and creams. There are large bunches of orange/amber stigmas and a nice uniform trichome coverage to be seen.
This flower had a nice time upon arrival. The structure of the flowers is a tree/diamond shape for the most part. You can see node spacing, protruding nugs, and peaks/curves on the flowers. The density is around med/high - about 1/3-1/2 squeeze with bounce back. The flower has a greasy feel to it, and a greasy… slightly tacky, pretty soft breakdown. Nice moisture content, good dry/cure on it. Nice “A” tier flower.
Id say a present scent… that smells like a sweet and tart, fruit/candy type of scent that reminds me of (cherry, berry), with a touch of chemy / piney / floral gassiness attached to the fruit/candy. There are lingering earthiness, light pine needles, floral notes, and herbal lavender/hops on the backend. When broken down more fruit/candy scent and the chemy / piney / floral gassiness comes forth more with more earthiness and a touch of a savory note in there.
The taste is a sweet and tart, fruit/candy (berry/cherry) that is mixed with the chemy / piney / floral gassiness. There is a more earthy, and subtle savory note lingering around in the backend with the floral notes, light pine needles, and herbal lavender / hops to finish things off. I have an earthy, savory, chemy, wine like taste left over on the pallet.
This flower was slightly throaty on the glass piece. Smooth vapors through the Camouflet.
The effects are slightly indica leaning hybrid. A body blanket of numbness but not so much couch locky. A relaxing, calmness and body float. Chest/eye pressure. Eyes a little lower, with a happy, euphoric mental space, and some creativity.
I wasn't ready, had no idea stoney was coming like this. Haze4dayz told me how his landed when I was on the fence atm about copping a half of cbx gmuhoh. Mane this mf right there. And it's greenhouse but shiddd could've fooled me. Zip of this with the code ended up costing me fifty less than the cbx half I wanted so I really came up.
Wicked bag appeal, super sticky but snappy mostly bic lighter sized nugs in the jar with a few smaller ones to even the weight out but no real smalls and no shake. Just sticky frosty slabs crammed in the jar.
Mean nose catch me off guard kinda like the godfather og I recently posted. Initially it's a heavy earthy mushroom smell with cookie gas tucked in. Ended up walking around the crib and few minutes after breaking a little down the room reeked of skunky onion that idk how I missed when I open the jar and broke it down.
Flavor lines up, heavy mushroom with garlic notes. It's earthy and fresh but silky smooth for how thick it is with sharp raw onion cutting through a deep diesel dominating the backend. They living soil method really did it's thing with this one. Strong flavor that goes down super clean had me thinking it was the cbx.
Chill slow motion effects, cozy body blanket, pretty sedative but don't put me out how the ghan do and less stony than the forum cookies but a lil more fun n functional, them make a zombie of me and I be mute. These just super relaxing and more versatile, perfect for the wind down or chill activities.
First order from stoney Branch and hammercy they killed this, will definitely be exploring more. I heard a lot about they Georgia pie over the months and now I feel like a fool for sleeping. I gotta head out for some overkill, as always y'all stay lifted out here 🤙🏾