had too much coffee, not enough sleep, and in a state of restlessness that desires some cozy cuddly energy - without clothes on and maybe some wandering hands

you: single, consent aware, can host, located in van or richmond, have a cozy bed set up, smell nice

me: single female on the shorter size, consent aware perfect little spoon, likes to cuddle, might fall asleep on your chest after being finger blasted, willing to verify on signal

vibe: less blacked-dom-crush-pussy and more cozy-pillow-spontaneous-orgasms

dm me your age, body type, ethnicity, and how your bed might be cozy for cuddle (and more??) time if any of this interests you

I’m feeling dominant tonight and wanting to ride a thick cock (Van/richmond preferred)

You: single, thick cock, can host, nice human who is consent aware, likes admiring women riding your cock

Me: on the shorter side, single, consent aware, willing to SFW verify over signal, can travel, likes to cum

Dm me your age, body type, ethnicity, and lets see if we want to yee-haw together like two night owls looking for a hoot

looking to see if any single men out there wanna go for a drive tonight and get to know each other via light hearted chat, goofy vibes, and maybe some ice cream or french fries? i'm fried from work and would love to get out, but don't want to drive and would love some more wholesome company

me: single woman on the shorter side, looking to connect with a single man who'd be game for chill hangs, cuddles, likely more later on (if we both connect!), and goofy conversation

benefits: you will receive lots of compliments, many hugs, and i will share my fries with you

cons: i don't respond to messages about how big your dick is, i'll probably ask you how your day is with genuine interest (which annoys some guys??), and i might want to hold your hand too fast (don't tell your mom)

DM with your stats (age/sex/location/body type/ethnicity) and fav ice cream flavour if this sparks your interest <3

edit: i'd be game to verify on signal first too! and can do a voice chat beforehand if we do plan on meeting up tonight/in the future - and my place does have AC so i'm not a weirdo who likes to cuddle in hot weather lol

drinks? dinner? dessert? a combination or mix of all three?

looking to get outside to enjoy the pre-heatwave sun today or tomorrow with a single man who loves a little banter conversation, asks good questions, answers with insight/humor/joy

about me: shorter side, can host or travel, would love to be driven out for hang and see what the vibes are like! (don't worry, i'm happy to pay my own way for my drinks/dinner - looking for wholesome - and then maybe more - company tonight)

send me a DM with your stats (age/ethnicity/body type/relationship status) and thoughts about possible options for hangs this weekend!

tldr; no pressure hang out? maybe we hold hands???

i'm in the mood to enjoy some sunshine and drinks to get to know someone for a little bit more fun down the road. vibes: no expectations hang, good company with room for more in the future.

about me: located in kerrisdale, BIPOC single female on the shorter side, consent-aware and loves good conversation <3

looking for: single males, age 25 to 34, ideally up to meet tonight for a drink.

DM me your stats (age/body type/ethnicity/etc) and your weekend plans if this sounds like fun!

looking to break up an evening full of work with a quickie ❤️

about me: single BIPOC girl on the shorter side

looking for: single males aged 25-35 who can travel to me in Vancouver

send me a DM with your stats if a quickie sounds fun (age, sex, location, body type/ethnicity)

long story short: looking for a nice single man so that...

✨i can sit on your face*✨

*or let me lay on my back because I'm getting old and my knees/hips are starting to collapse with 'old age'; specifically looking for non-reciprocated oral and nothing more beyond that

only hosting, can't travel, open to verification

about me: BIPOC shorter single girl

looking for: single males ideally 25 to 40 y/o who value consent + respectful conversation before we get down to more fun activities together

send me a DM with your stats (ASL, body type/ethnicity, etc.) + fav tv show (something we can put on the background maybe)

long story short: looking for a nice single man so that...

✨i can sit on your face*✨

*or let me lay on my back because I'm getting old and my knees/hips are starting to collapse with 'old age'; specifically looking for non-reciprocated oral and nothing more beyond that

only hosting, can't travel; ideally looking for tonight and open to verification ofc

about me: BIPOC shorter single girl

looking for: single males ideally 25 to 40 y/o who value consent + respectful conversation before we get down to more fun activities together

send me a DM with your stats (ASL, body type/ethnicity, etc.) + fav tv show (something we can put on the background maybe)

can’t sleep, looking to connect over cuddles and conversation tonight

willing to come over to yours and snuggle in the blankets! not looking for anything else further other than convo and a vibe check

dm me with your stats (A/S/L, body type, ethnicity so forth) and fav thing that happened this week if you’re interested 🫶

have a headache and would love to get cozy, I’m short in stature but big on cozy energy - happy to chat more in DMs. located near langara.

This post is open to all single male pussy eating lovers... but I'm beginning to realize I have a thing for being eaten out by working professionals. Think doctor, lawyers, cops (I know, controversial!), engineers, so forth.

There's something about where I'm at in life and how there's almost a cozy power dynamic where my pleasure is the uttermost priority (including above and beyond treating patients, being in court, getting criminals off the street, etc.)

We can role play this dynamic too, but it would be hot for me if a man who's in a 'position of authority' would eat me out and listen to what I want them to do with their mouth between my legs.

About me: I'm short in stature but bursting with dad jokes and orgasms. Located near Langara but can host or travel.

If this sounds like fun to you, please feel free to shoot me a msg with a description of yourself and your fav beverage! (Maybe we'll need to hydrate together after meeting up).

Note: I'm in Vancouver BC, sorry to those down south in the states.