u/sunfun2022

We got suckered into doing the "ritual dinner". We would say do NOT do this dinner. The food is the exact same meats and food that they serve at the resort buffet. Really bad. Lobster tail was more tough than rubber (not joking). Then the "show" with "strippers" are just their normal nightly staff and it is NOT a stripper show. There was zero nudity and the girls only took a bikini top off but they had large pasties on so zero nudity. They wanted to constantly get the audience to become the show and it was super awkward and not erotic or sexy at all. My wife had to tell the entertainers NO three times before they would listen. I guess no doesn't mean no to them. The entire thing was so awkward and not sexy that we left early along with at least two other couples. We had researched before buying and read the description many times but was not what was advertised.

We are still just completely shocked at how bad and frankly corny the entire thing was. We heard afterwards that the resort will offer this free to long time guests when they don't have enough other couples to try and get their numbers up and that makes sense now because they want the guests to become the show.

We talked with the manager about the experience and they really didn't care and did not offer and refund or compensation. No Bueno!

We got suckered into doing the "ritual dinner". We would say do NOT do this dinner. The food is the exact same meats and food that they serve at the resort buffet. Really bad. Lobster tail was more tough than rubber (not joking). Then the "show" with "strippers" are just their normal nightly staff and it is NOT a stripper show. There was zero nudity and the girls only took a bikini top off but they had large pasties on so zero nudity. They wanted to constantly get the audience to become the show and it was super awkward and not erotic or sexy at all. My wife had to tell the entertainers NO three times before they would listen. I guess no doesn't mean no to them. The entire thing was so awkward and not sexy that we left early along with at least two other couples. We had researched before buying and read the description many times but was not what was advertised.

We are still just completely shocked at how bad and frankly corny the entire thing was. We heard afterwards that the resort will offer this free to long time guests when they don't have enough other couples to try and get their numbers up and that makes sense now because they want the guests to become the show.

We talked with the manager about the experience and they really didn't care and did not offer and refund or compensation. No Bueno!

We are interested in the Desire ritual dinner and show that the resort offers but we can't find much about what the show is. Has anyone done this dinner and show? Was it any good?

We have been a few times to RM and I am trying to figure out the game of reservations. Unfortunately the Eden rooms are sold out and we can't get a butler so we are on our own for reservations.

My question has anyone paid cash to the reservation lady/guy to get better times slots? Has anyone found that money talks in this situation? Is there anything else one can do to get better times other than lining up 30 mins before 12:00 noon for the reservations?

We have been a few times over the last 6 years but have never used or booked any of the fantasy menu items. However, this year's trip we are thinking about it. I can not find anything on what's offeres now. Have they removed the erotic massage or the in room stripper? Maybe we just are looking in the wrong place?