u/throwaway09413

Been almost a year since I’ve done this (and what a year it’s been) so who knows what’ll come of it. But springtime has me feeling a way and I’d love to find a cutie to spend some intimate time with.

Me: 5'5, 190, have lost a LOT of weight in recent years so I'm very soft and squishy but work out regularly too so also very muscular underneath. I’m grabbable but not your typical kind of curvy. Think strength but also a belly with rolls. My calves could be chiseled from stone but my inner thighs still squish and jiggle. I also come with tattoos on my arms and legs, nose and ear piercings, wavy brunette hair, big glasses, and a largely thrifted wardrobe. Lefty, spend a lot of time volunteering, full of sarcasm and self deprecation, been through a lot, but (mostly) have my shit together. Live alone and can host in central Brooklyn in a cute place with a lot of house plants, soft lighting, and thrifted art. Also recently tested (& all negative).

You: 18-26. Like I said, sometimes a gal just needs some youth in her life. As far as body type goes, I like strength, however that looks for you (and that doesn't have to mean visible muscles). You should also be recently tested and have good hygiene (and ideally good politics). You must also be single and NOT in an open relationship/with a primary partner (and cheaters, I can always tell).

Most importantly: You MUST be into people with body types like mine. I have zero interest in someone who'll "settle" for me because they're desperate.

To get a response, chat me with: Your age, some info about you, what in my post appealed to you, and your favorite springtime city activity (so I know you read this whole thing). You MUST also include AT LEAST a description of your appearance, but ideally a photo (via Imgur or ImgBB, doesn't have to include your face). I wrote a lot here to try and weed out folks who might not be into me and there's nothing more awkward than having to tell someone I'm not into them, you know?

Been almost a year since I’ve done this (and what a year it’s been) so who knows what’ll come of it. But springtime has me feeling a way and I’d love to find a cutie to spend some intimate time with.

Me: 5'5, 190, have lost a LOT of weight in recent years so I'm very soft and squishy but work out regularly too so also very muscular underneath. I’m grabbable but not your typical kind of curvy. Think strength but also a belly with rolls. My calves could be chiseled from stone but my inner thighs still squish and jiggle. I also come with tattoos on my arms and legs, nose and ear piercings, wavy brunette hair, big glasses, and a largely thrifted wardrobe. Lefty, spend a lot of time volunteering, full of sarcasm and self deprecation, been through a lot, but (mostly) have my shit together. Live alone and can host in central Brooklyn in a cute place with a lot of house plants, soft lighting, and thrifted art. Also recently tested (& all negative).

You: 18-26. Like I said, sometimes a gal just needs some youth in her life. As far as body type goes, I like strength, however that looks for you (and that doesn't have to mean visible muscles). You should also be recently tested and have good hygiene (and ideally good politics). You must also be single and NOT in an open relationship/with a primary partner (and cheaters, I can always tell).

Most importantly: You MUST be into people with body types like mine. I have zero interest in someone who'll "settle" for me because they're desperate.

To get a response, chat me with: Your age, some info about you, what in my post appealed to you, and your favorite springtime city activity (so I know you read this whole thing). You MUST also include AT LEAST a description of your appearance, but ideally a photo (via Imgur or ImgBB, doesn't have to include your face). I wrote a lot here to try and weed out folks who might not be into me and there's nothing more awkward than having to tell someone I'm not into them, you know?

Been almost a year since I’ve done this (and what a year it’s been) so who knows what’ll come of it. But springtime has me feeling a way and I’d love to find a cutie to spend some intimate time with.

Me: 5'5, 190, have lost a LOT of weight in recent years so I'm very soft and squishy but work out regularly too so also very muscular underneath. I’m grabbable but not your typical kind of curvy. Think strength but also a belly with rolls. My calves could be chiseled from stone but my inner thighs still squish and jiggle. I also come with tattoos on my arms and legs, nose and ear piercings, wavy brunette hair, big glasses, and a largely thrifted wardrobe. Lefty, spend a lot of time volunteering, full of sarcasm and self deprecation, been through a lot, but (mostly) have my shit together. Live alone and can host in central Brooklyn in a cute place with a lot of house plants, soft lighting, and thrifted art. Also recently tested (& all negative).

You: 18-26. Like I said, sometimes a gal just needs some youth in her life. As far as body type goes, I like strength, however that looks for you (and that doesn't have to mean visible muscles). You should also be recently tested and have good hygiene (and ideally good politics). You must also be single and NOT in an open relationship/with a primary partner (and cheaters, I can always tell).

Most importantly: You MUST be into people with body types like mine. I have zero interest in someone who'll "settle" for me because they're desperate.

To get a response, chat me with: Your age, some info about you, what in my post appealed to you, and your favorite springtime city activity (so I know you read this whole thing). You MUST also include AT LEAST a description of your appearance, but ideally a photo (via Imgur or ImgBB, doesn't have to include your face). I wrote a lot here to try and weed out folks who might not be into me and there's nothing more awkward than having to tell someone I'm not into them, you know?