u/yet_another_bad_idea

Apparently, virginity is too much to ask for. Who knew? So, at a minimum, you should have never had a cavity.

If you are a published poet, have won a silver or better medal at a recent Olympics, AND have sufficient cash flow to support me, my eight children, my boozing habit and my ferret, whose name is Ozzie, then I’ll consider replying to your messages.

There better not be grammatical errors!

Me: Kind, handsome, fit, with an occasionally dark sense of humor. A good listener, not creepy, I like to chat about all kinds of things. You might be pleasantly surprised.

You: reasonably local, or you at least occasionally get to the Boston area. Sane, attractive, slightly loony. Must laugh at my jokes.

Apparently, virginity is too much to ask for. Who knew? So, at a minimum, you should have never had a cavity.

If you are a published poet, have won a silver or better medal at a recent Olympics, AND have sufficient cash flow to support me, my eight children, my boozing habit and my ferret, whose name is Ozzie, then I’ll consider replying to your messages.

There better not be grammatical errors!

Me: Kind, handsome, fit, with an occasionally dark sense of humor. A good listener, not creepy, I like to chat about all kinds of things.

You: reasonably local, or you at least occasionally get to the Boston area. Sane, attractive, slightly loony. \*\* Must laugh at all my attempts at humor.

TL/DR: this guy is batshit crazy.