r/CuddlyLewds

Continuing the “swipe right” theme, figured I’d show off some of my other sides:

1. Comfort movies: let me put one on and lay my head between your legs and come up for air to quote my favorite lines.

2. Gaming: roguelikes are my fix right now, help me relieve some tension when they stress me out

3. Accesories: If you’re REALLY good I’ll model some of my “jewelry” for you

😘😘😘

Me: Salty, in both name and demeanor. I’m a delightful mix of “That sounds like a bad idea. Let's fucking go!” and “That was fun, but can we go home and wear sweatpants now?” My true loves are hockey, reading, nerdy shit, and ridiculously specific trivia. I'm a bit of a sarcastic asshole, curious about everything, and extremely susceptible to someone whose sense of humor might get them put on a watchlist. I also have significant professional-level nemesis burying experience, but we should discuss that in private.

What I’m looking for: Someone who can match my weird and raise with a dash of their own. Someone whose idea of a good vacation involves a tent and no cell service. Someone willing to lie to the authorities when necessary. Someone to go to hockey games with. Someone who knows how to properly roll me into a blanket burrito. Someone who can fold me like a lawn chair. A bar trivia teammate. Someone to debate which episode of Firefly is the best in my kitchen at midnight eating some random dessert I baked because insomnia. Someone willing to defend our actions in a court of law. Someone who will cook me dinner. Bonus points if you’re a goalie and/or play bass.

(Soup isn’t setting a new suggestion this week so I figured I’d keep it going since I missed the first round. Come join me and let’s do it again but even more unhinged this time!)

Being a bitch is my kink 🎶

Definitely in a mood today 🤣😈

I have had a time of this, first I couldn't think of anyone and now I have too many 🤣😂

Gene Wilder, period. Especially in Blazing Saddles, I love a man who can make me laugh.

Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel, in or out of drag.

Brienne of Tarth, I know what Tormund saw, because I saw it first 😂🥵

Tim Curry, in any shape or form, also in or out of drag.

Merry, he's my favorite Hobbit and he can get it any day.

When I was a young Soup (More of a broth)

I watched Bride of Chucky and I was introduced to Tiffany Valentine 🫠🫠

That voice fucking kills me. (Also Jennifer Tilly is a fkn bombshell)

Even in doll form there’s just something about a murderous blonde with green eyes 🤷‍♂️

Felt extra delightful this morning so I thought I’d share. This coral pajama top really doesn’t leave much to the imagination but I’m totally fine with that…

This guy. This seven foot tall, bright orange, goddamn mascot for an NHL team nowhere near where I live? Just hear me out.

He’s utter chaos. He is completely unhinged. Won’t lie, he’s kind of a dick sometimes. But he’s passionate and not afraid to be himself. He likes the same sport I do. He will gladly call someone out for being a dick. And he’s fucking hilarious. He’s exactly my type.

Also he could throw me around a little bit and I’d have to put in some work to hold him down. That’d be fun 😏

Bonus hockey related lewds for your viewing pleasure

Only caveat is that we drink Canadian.

Touching grass break has been going great! Loved seeing all the posts and such. They’ve been fantastic! ☺️

Alrighty, back to the lawn!

God bless Dolly Parton.

We all have those crushes that are a little out there. Fictional characters, unconventional folks, cartoon characters… or whoever else you can imagine. This week I'm hoping you'll join me in sharing one, or more, of your “hear me outs” and give some reason why, if you would like!

For my first one (I'm sure I'll post additional throughout the week) I'm going with Art the Clown from the Terrifier movies. 🫣

Art may be a little (a lot) unhinged but he has a unique style, is not afraid to be himself, has a sense of humor, and he doesn't talk! And if I had to guess… he would probably get a bit weird in the bedroom… and I'm not opposed to that. 🤭

Who are you crushing on?

Sempi 🖤

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