r/EroticaConfessions

I had been seeing this girl for about few weeks and we had met twice. She is 5’6 tall, dark complexion and exotic looking figure. One day, she told me she was going to Gurgaon to meet a friend before heading back home. I told her I would drop her home. She dropped a message when she became free and then i left for her place.

When I reached, she came outside wearing a green salwar suit, and she looked absolutely gorgeous. We got into my car, shared a hug and left.

She asked if she could smoke a cigarette in the car, and I said yes. I also offered her some vodka that I had left from my last trip. She offered me a drink too, but I declined since I was driving. As she smoked and sipped her drink, we sat parked near a cigarette shop, talking and laughing.

She started playing with my hair and flirting with me. I took the hint, held her hand, and gently pulled her closer. I could feel her breath on my face. I looked into her sparkling eyes, and then I kissed her passionately.

We made out in the car for 10-15 min but as it was public spot and she was getting late, we decided to move. We were on our way to her home. She was still playing with my hair and kissing my cheeks. I was holding her thick thighs.

After a while, I was about to take a U turn under a flyover when she unbuckled her seatbelt, leaned closer to me, and gently kissed my earlobe. Without waiting further I placed my hand between her thighs and started rubbing her pussy over the salwar.

She had her tongue inside my ear and was pulling my head to the left while i was trying to check my right side to take a U turn. It was a tough situation but i managed. Just when I took the u turn and we were on the right way, i started rubbing her pussy crazy. She started licking me like an animal.

We were doing 50kmph when she removed her salwar and panty and placed my hand over her wet pussy. She said NOW ITS EASY FOR YOU TO DO IT. I was blown away by this move.

I was so turned on that i couldnt hold it so i parked in a dark area with a moving traffic. I asked her to spread her legs and without saying anything i bendover to lick her wet pussy. All of a sudden i felt her one leg moving over head and pressed in a way so that i cant lift up my head. So i stayed and obeyed her decision. I kept on licking while she was keeping an eye outside. I kept on sucking her juice and playing with her clit while kept on squeezing my head with thick thighs.

I felt my dick was about to burst so cqme up, lowered my pants, pushed her mouth over my dick. She sucked me without any question. She did for good 10 min and then said i have never done something like this in my life and i am fucking horny.

Her mother called and we started moving again.

As she was wearing her lower I asked if i could smell her panty and take it with me? She took the moist panty in her fist, told me open my mouth and put it inside. OMG. I could feel her taste her smell. She was delicious and smelled exotic. I kissed her and dropped her OFF. This has been my wildest oral experience so far.

So it was last Wednesday, and as I moved the clothes around my gym bag for the third time, pushing aside the little pleated tennis skirt and thin cotton T-shirt, I knew I had fucked up.

Thirty minutes earlier, stepping out of the shower, I’d thrown my tennis outfit into my bag and pulled my jeans up and over my butt without underwear. I was running late, and I was sure I’d thrown a pair of clean white underwear into my bag, so, nothing to worry about, right? I’d just get changed at the gym.

Wrong.

Looking into my gym bag and seeing a complete lack of panties, my heart was starting to race, imagining myself lunging for the ball, my skirt flying up around my waist. Or worse yet, diving to make a return and ending up on my back, my legs falling open and spreading me. The worst thing was that I was playing with Matt, one of my oldest friends and my de facto tennis coach, and the court was booked in five minutes.

I wondered whether to call it off, but I didn’t even know where to begin. I couldn’t tell him it was because I forgot my panties...even the thought of saying the word in front of Matt was embarrassing. We’d been friends for years, and there was no way I was about to talk to him about that kind of stuff. I wanted to work out, too, and I’d already made it out of the house. Plus, the fee was not cheap and I was pretty sure it was non-refundable.

Play in jeans? I thought.

No, that would never work. Too hot, too sweaty, and it would look stupid.

Hmmm…

Maybe if I was really careful…

“Hey Matt,” I smiled, dropping my bag full of my day-clothes in the corner of the court, feeling as if I were surrendering them somehow, the absence of the bag leaving me with only four items of clothing total: my skirt, my T-shirt, my socks, and my sneakers. “You ready to get your ass whooped?”

“You wish,” he grinned, realigning the strings of his racket. “You’re going down.”

I picked up my racket and walked to the baseline, the pleated skirt brushing against my skin, hyper-aware that the hem only came down to the top of my thighs, the shape of my butt causing the fabric to hang away from my body slightly. I tried to focus on the game ahead.

"Wanna serve first?" Matt called out from the other side of the net.

“Sure,” I said, picturing myself jumping up in the air to strike the ball, my skirt lifting with me and then being pulled upward by the downward inertia of my movement, revealing…well…it was probably best not to think about it…

I needed to be very careful.

Matt threw me the ball and I bounced it against the floor a few times, my breasts jiggling slightly with the movement. Maybe my lack of bra wasn’t the best idea either, but it was too late to worry about that now. I tossed the ball up, my arm extended high, and as I swung forward, I felt the skirt lift slightly as the back, feeling a quick breeze between my legs.

Shit.

The ball sailed over the net, and Matt returned it with a grunt of effort. I tried to ignore my lack of underwear as we rallied back and forth for a few minutes, the sound of the ball echoing in the enclosed court. With each rally, the sweat began to bead on my forehead and trickle down my chest.

“Nice shot,” Matt said, our rallies turning a little more serious as we finished warming up. "Ready to play for real?" he asked with a grin.

I nodded, pushing my hair back slightly and bending my knees in anticipation of his serve. As I bent forward, I felt the skirt ride up higher than before. The cool air against my bare ass sent a another shiver through me, but it was okay; there was no one behind me to observe.

This time, Matt's serve came fast, and I lunged to return it, stretching my body to the right. My skirt flew up completely, exposing my round pale butt to him for just a second. I felt my face flush as I quickly stood up, pulling the hem down to my thighs and exposing my midriff.

"Uh…nice shot," Matt said. I looked at him but his eyes were on the floor.

Fuck.

He knew.

I was sure of it.

We continued playing, and with Matt now aware I wasn’t wearing panties, I became more aware of my body with every movement. Each time I jumped or bent or reached, I felt my breasts bounce and the skirt lift. I wondered and I worried; just how much of my smooth pussy and round butt was I showing him each time it happened? Why hadn’t he said anything? Maybe he was embarrassed as I was…

And yet, if Matt was embarrassed, he certainly wasn't going easy on me with his shots, repeatedly sending them as wide as he dared, making me lunge and bounce and reach, my little pleated skirt swishing from side to side with each movement, continually threatening to show my friend just how smooth and pretty my pussy really was.

“Out!” I called, watching the ball as it flew past my head and bounced slightly over the line. I walked to where it stopped and bent at the waist to retrieve it, my butt facing him, forgetting myself and then standing quickly when I felt the air between my legs. It lasted for less than a second, but when I turned around, his face was bright red.

Ah. So now he’d seen it.

He swallowed. “Match point.”

“Cool,” I said, moving back to my position behind the baseline, knees bent in anticipation of his serve. Only now I felt a new excitement in our game, an anticipation in my body that had little to do with returning the ball. I looked down at myself casually, trying not to make it obvious that I was checking myself out, and to my embarrassment and arousal, I saw that my nipples were hard.

But not even normal hard. Like…they were really fucking hard; every ridge and gently bump of my areaola projected forward and detailed in high-definition through the thin fabric of my top. I stood quickly, moving to cover myself, before realising how weird that would have looked: clutching my tits with my racket in my hand while waiting for his serve.

"Are you okay to keep playing?" Matt asked.

I could feel his eyes on me, and my puffy pussy lips began to swell with arousal.

Fuck. Why did my body like this so much?

So embarrassing.

“Sarah?”

“Yeah,” I said, a little too quickly, bending at the knees once more. “Yeah, I’m fine.”

“Are you sure? You look a little–”

“C’mon,” I said. “Serve.”

He did, and this time I jumped higher to return the ball, knowing the impact would make my breasts bounce and my skirt lift higher. Sure enough, I felt the fabric flutter up, exposing more of myself to him. He missed the return, his racket swinging awkwardly. And it was at that moment that I realised I was enjoying this a little too much.

"Is everything okay over there?" I asked, pretending innocence as I stood with my hands on my hips, pushing my chest out.

"Yeah, fine," he mumbled, adjusting the front of his shorts.

“Uh huh,” I said.

We resumed playing, and now I was being deliberate in my movements. Every lunge, every jump, every stretch was an opportunity to expose myself to him, and the feeling of being so exposed was turning me on more than I expected. My pussy was getting wetter with each point, The power I felt was intoxicating. My embarrassment had turned to lust, and in the heat of the game, my body was starting to make decisions for me.

Matt was struggling too, a fact that I was taking great pleasure in. His serves were weaker, his returns less accurate, and I was winning easily now. My body was slick with sweat, and I wondered if Matt was picturing what itn would be like to fuck me; to see my head thrown back in ecstasy, my body shimmering with sweat as he pushed my legs open wider and–

“Fuck!” I shouted as the ball grazed my racket and flew past me, hitting the back wall and rolling under a small gap. I walked toward it but stopped at the edge of the court. "Oh, shit. It went under."

“Under what?” Matt called from the other side of the court, walking toward the next and resting his arms on it.

“Here,” I said, pointing to the little gap beneath the back board and the wall. “Hold on, I’ll grab it.”

I bent to get it, but I couldn’t quite reach it. I turned to see Matt watching me, silent. I could feel his eyes on my body as I contemplated how to retrieve the ball.

That’s when I realised; I'd have to get on my hands and knees to reach it.

The thought of getting on all fours, with my bare ass and pussy pointing directly at him, made me shiver with pleasure. Was I really going to do it? I looked back at him and smiled, my pussy throbbing with anticipation as I lowered myself to the court, positioning myself on my hands and knees, knowing exactly what I was about to show him.

If you haven't read my earlier posts about this craziness with my mother-in-law, the last one is at this link.

Last night at almost midnight, my mother-in-law texted my wife saying that the washing machine on her floor of her building was broken and she wanted to know if she could bring her clothes over to wash them, and of course my wife said she could.

My mother-in-law arrived just like she always does, coming over to me and giving me a hug with kisses on each cheek, but this time she went a little overboard and kissed me twice on each cheek, and she put her hands on each side of my head and made these kind of over-the-top "muah" sounds that made me laugh. My wife said, "Wow, that's so nice," and laughed too.

Since it was the early evening when she arrived, we ordered takeout as we usually did when she visits, and she and my wife talked and looked at TikTok stuff on my wife's phone while we waited.

My wife was also getting up periodically to go over to our laundry area to wash and dry her mom's clothes, and each time she'd go, my mother-in-law would come over to where I was sitting on the couch and kiss me passionately but very quietly. I whispered to her that I wanted to taste her pussy and she immediately pulled up her skirt to reveal that she wasn't wearing any panties. Fuck, it was so hot and naughty and I grabbed her and pulled her to me so I could deeply finger her juicy hole and lick my fingers repeatedly before my wife would come back.

Once the food was delivered, we ate and talked at the table. After we were finished, we cleaned everything up and my wife announced that she needed to poop. We all laughed as she left to go to the bathroom, which is at the back of the apartment within the main bedroom. Since her mom was there, she closed both the bedroom and the bathroom doors.

Our couch is a very large sectional sofa that is in an "L" shape, and my mother-in-law immediately caught my eye and walked quickly to the couch and kneeled on the corner seat, pulling up her long skirt to reveal her naked ass. I loved how risky this was and my cock leaped to full harness in my pants in seconds.

I wasted no time when I got behind my mother-in-law and licked her pussy up and down to get it nice and wet on the outside, and then stood back up and pushed my pants and underwear down in a single motion. I used more saliva to get my cock nice and wet and pushed it deep into her pussy in a single motion.

She didn't moan out loud, but she did release a gasp as her body adjusted to me being inside of her. I grasped her hips and pulled her toward me, and when I had her positioned just right, I thrust into her in long, deep strokes. I knew there was little time so my pace was quickened.

She had her long hair up in a ponytail today and I couldn't resist reaching up and gathering it up near her head, pulling on it again and again with each thrust. That made her gasp several times, and within a couple minutes I could feel an intense orgasm starting to build within me.

Out of nowhere, she pushed her face into the top of the back of the couch and sighed loudly, and I felt her pussy pulsing and spasming rhythmically around my cock. She was having an orgasm! That was all it took for me to tumble over the edge and I saw stars as I fought the overwhelming urge to groan loudly as my semen rushed out of me and coated her cervix deep inside of her vagina. The only sound I did make was to push out a few loud breaths through my nose as more spurts of my hot cum filled her forbidden pussy.

I stayed inside of her as the last few waves of pleasure washed over me. I took a couple deep breaths and whispered into her ear, "Don't move. Put your hand here."

I took one of her hands and put it over her opening to prevent my cum from dripping down onto the couch, and she held it there.

Since my wife and I frequently have sex in the living room on the couch and in the kitchen, we have a container of baby wipes in the cabinet of one of the couch's end tables, and I quickly went over and pulled several wipes out.

I brought them over and wiped my mother-in-law's pussy clean as best as I could, and then wiped my cock as well. I handed a wipe to her and she finished cleaning herself and then gathered herself and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water.

The only sounds we could hear were the whooshing of the washing machine and the low humming of the dryer, but about a minute later the bedroom door opened and my wife came back out.

My mother-in-law was standing at the kitchen island playing with our kitten and I was sitting on the couch and looking at my phone. We heard my wife open the laundry room door, probably to check the time left, and then she came back into the kitchen area.

My mother-in-law said she needed the bathroom now too, so she started heading toward the bedroom. I'm sure she wanted to pee and push the rest of the cum out of her pussy after being fucked.

The next thing that happened was pretty crazy too. My wife watched her mom go and then came over to me and bent over and pulled her shorts and panties down, pushing her naked ass into my face, a fun thing we both do quite a bit with each other.

She loves to be randomly naughty whenever her mom visits and today was no exception. I pulled her close and she moaned softly when I pressed my finger into her asshole and rubbed it for her to make her feel good. My wife loves all things anal.

She whispered, "Lick it," and I leaned forward and licked her asshole several times until she moaned repeatedly and I got her hole nice and wet. At the same time, I caressed her pussy and slid my finger inside and massaged her g-spot from behind.

When we heard the bedroom door open, she quickly pulled up her panties and shorts and her mom came back out into the living room area. She sat down on the couch and our kitten came over and was very interested in the condensed water on her glass of water. We all laughed and said how cute he was as he licked it off.

After all of the laundry was finished, my mother-in-law got ready to go and came over and we did our usual hug and kiss goodbye. This time, I put my hand purposely on her boob on the side my wife couldn't see and even squeezed it, rubbing her nipple with my thumb through her bra as she kissed my cheeks.

When she pulled back, she was blushing slightly, laughing because she had accidentally stepped on my foot on her approach. I said something like it was okay and she said, "Thank you for everything," while smiling knowingly.

I had no idea that something would happen again so soon, but it was incredible. I was so happy she figured out how to come on my cock. I'm sure the danger of being caught made it a lot more exciting and that it probably helped her get there.

I know it was extremely exciting for me. I can't wait until our next encounter!

I'm a 50 year old mom and this happened yesterday with my sons 23 year old best friend Ryan. If you read my last post you know how dangerously close we got that Saturday night right before my son Jake came home. I couldn't stop replaying his young hard cock in my mouth and how much I wanted him deep inside me. The heat between my legs has been constant for days.

Yesterday started so normal. I was just cleaning the house in my comfy old tank top that clings to my big tits and these loose shorts that keep riding up my thighs. Jake mentioned Ryan might stop by around 2 for some gaming stuff but then he left for work early saying he'd be gone most of the afternoon. I didn't think twice about it.

Around 1:30 there's a knock. My heart jumped. I open the door and there's Ryan looking nervous but with that same hungry stare. He says Jake told him he could come over but guesses he's not here yet. He steps inside before I can even process it. I tell him Jake already left and wont be back for hours. The air got so thick just like last time.

He closes the door and just looks at me. I've been thinking about you every single night since Saturday he says his voice all low and shaky. I have some sneaky pictures of you on my phone from before. You bending over in the kitchen or reaching up so your shirt rides up. I jerk off to them almost every night Mrs Ana. I cum so hard imagining its you instead of my hand.

Fuck hearing that from a guy young enough to be my son made my pussy throb right away. I should have kicked him out but my body betrayed me. I whispered Ryan that's so wrong I'm old enough to be your mom but I was already leaning into him. He pulls me close in the hallway and kisses me hard his hands grabbing my ass and squeezing. I could feel him rock hard through his jeans pressing against my belly.

We stumble into the kitchen because it was closest. No time to change or anything but that made it even hotter. He lifts me onto the counter so fast my shorts come off in one tug. His fingers slide between my legs and he groans feeling how soaked I am already. You're dripping for me he says sounding amazed. I reach down rub his cock through his pants then unzip him. It springs out thick and ready the head shiny with precum.

I wrap my legs around him and pull him in. No condom no hesitation. He pushes inside me in one slow thrust and oh my god it felt so good. So full so young and eager. I moaned loud not caring if neighbors heard. He fucks me right there on the kitchen counter hard and deep his hands all over my tits pinching my nipples through the tank top. You feel so much better than I imagined he pants thrusting faster. Your pussy is gripping me so tight Mrs Ana.

I came first shaking and crying out as the orgasm hit me like a wave. The guilt knowing this is my sons best friend only made me wetter. He keeps going telling me how he's been saving this load for me how he stares at my pictures and edges for hours thinking about fucking his friends hot mom. When he finally cums he buries himself deep and fills me up groaning my name as he pumps every drop inside. It felt so dirty and perfect.

We only had like 30 minutes before he had to go in case Jake showed up early. We cleaned up quick laughing nervously but he kissed me again before leaving and whispered next time I want to take my time with you.

I'm still sore today and every time I walk into that kitchen I get wet all over again. I know this is risky as hell but I cant stop thinking about him. What the fuck am I doing? Has anyone else been in this kind of forbidden situation? I feel so guilty but so alive at the same time.

Swimsuits have always been a huge turn-on for me. Especially a snug classic one-piece in soft pink—it hugs everything just right. The smooth fabric feels amazing, and when it gets wet it clings in the best ways.
Being petite means I get noticed, which secretly makes me so wet while I’m trying to look innocent at the pool or beach. That constant little friction… I’ve had to sneak away more than once.
Just felt I had to share.

I’m a 28 year old single mom and I’ve been super stressed lately.

A friend recommended a “relaxing tantric massage” and I thought it would just be a nice way to unwind. I had no idea what I was walking into.
The masseur was professional but very skilled. He started slow with oil on my back, then moved to my legs and thighs. When his hands started gliding over my inner thighs and brushing against my pussy, I felt a jolt go through my whole body. I tried to stay calm but I was already getting wet.
He kept going with these long, sensual strokes… teasing, pressing, almost but not quite touching me where I needed it. I got so turned on I was literally dripping.

My mind kept drifting to filthy fantasies , him flipping me over, sliding his fingers inside me, or even climbing on the table and fucking me right there while I moaned.
By the end I was throbbing and so horny I could barely think straight. I had to touch myself the second I got home and came harder than I have in months.
I’m still thinking about it days later…

Has anyone else had this happen after a tantric or erotic massage? Did you end up going back for more?

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The other day, I was in bed "napping" while the husband took care of the baby. I packed a bowl, crawled into bed in just my underwear, and took 2 hits. I started scrolling on my phone, and one thing lead to another, and I ended up on the filthy side of reddit that I love so much.

After watching porn for a few minutes, I realized how high and tingly I was, and how soaking wet my pussy was. I had grabbed my rose clit sucker, and I laid on my side with it between my legs, and grinded against my hand. After a few minutes, I rolled over to my back, and hit the button to level 2.

The sudden increase in suction made me jump a little, but j quickly acclimated to the sensation. I was still on the way up, and I was already feeling so good.

It didn't take me long before I felt myself getting close. Now completely naked, I held the rose toy to my clit and started cumming hard as it sucked on me. My orgasm was intense, and my head was buzzing. But I was still climbing into my high, and my body wasn't done yet.

Instead of turning the rose off like I always do after I cum, I turned it up to level 3. I had to catch my breath and I started convulsing and shaking as I came again, so quickly. My hand spasmed and almost let go of the toy, so as I changed my grip to catch it, I accidentally turned it to level 4. Could I possibly??

I didn't give myself a chance to think. I was grinding my entire pelvis against this toy as I felt my cum sliding down my ass. My eyes were rolling back in my head, and my tits were shaking as I started to climb, again. The suction so strong that it was hurting my sensitive clit, but it still felt so incredible. I bit the pillow to keep from screaming as I came for the final time, soaking the sheets.

I laid there, covered in sweat and cum, and took the rest of my nap break to catch my breath before going back out to my husband - him unaware that I just short circuited my brain by cumming more times (with my clit) than hes ever done.

debated on sharing this but whatever here it is.

after i stopped messing around with the last guy i had been seeing for a while i realized that i hadn’t given a true bj in a long time (last guy loved eating me out and even when i tried he was too big to really do it correctly)

so yesterday, i was hanging out with an older friend(m30) i met at church when i realized this, we are sitting in his car watching the 4th of july fireworks (it was supposed to be a group of us but everyone slowly cancelled) so it was just me and him, we were parked in this big parking lot kinda overlooking the city (there was a lot of people) and we were watching the show when i literally just told him.
“hey… i know this is weird but im actually really craving a bj rn… like giving one…” he was in shock but he know a little bit about my tendencies, he asked “ok… like you want me to take you back to your place? are you meeting someone?” and i said “no silly, right now.” he still didn’t want to believe it so he asked a few questions, why? why him? why now? what about this people around us.
so we talked it out for a minute and he agreed.

i leaned over and undid his pants he was very hesitant but his dck was pretty much already fully hard lol average size and natural (not cut) so i just got to work and was enjoying myself when i feel him tense up and i pull away trying to tell him to wait ( bc i wanted to keep going) and tries to hold it but it just popped lol he actually shot so hard that first rope landed on top on his steering wheel.
i got right back down to try to stop the mess but he shot on my face before i finally caught and swallowed the rest.

after he went limp we started laughing and apologizing to each other.

he then told me he hadn’t had a bj since his break up 2 years ago.

I'm Ana, 50 years old, divorced, and a mom to my 24 year old son Jake.

Last Saturday Jake had his best friend Ryan over for dinner. Ryan is 23, tall, sweet and shy but he's been giving me these looks for months. Complimenting my cooking, my dresses, making me feel desired again after all these years alone. That night we were laughing and drinking when Jake suddenly said we were out of wine. "I'll run to the store real quick," he said and left.

The second the door closed the air changed. Ryan looked at me, nervous but bold. "Mrs Ana I've been thinking about you nonstop. I jerk off to you all the time. You're so fucking hot." My face went red. I knew it was wrong but my body didn't care. I stepped closer and he pulled me in, hands on my waist, then cupping my heavy tits through my blouse. I gasped but didn't stop him.

I dropped to my knees right there in the living room, heart pounding. I unzipped him and took his hard young cock in my mouth. God it felt so thick and warm. I sucked him slow and deep, swirling my tongue while he groaned and held my hair. "Fuck Mrs Ana your mouth is amazing," he whispered. I felt so slutty and alive, sucking my sons best friend while Jake was just minutes away.

He was so turned on he pulled me up, kissing me hard and sliding his fingers under my skirt. I was soaking wet. We almost went all the way... he was about to fuck me right there on the couch when we heard the car pull up. We jumped apart, fixing our clothes just in time.

Jake walked in totally clueless while I was still flushed and throbbing. Ryan gave me this look full of dirty promise. I feel so guilty but also so fucking excited.

HI GUYYS I know it’s been a bit since I last posted, but I wanted to sure something I was so proud of myself for doing >w<

Today, I had an incredibly impulsive thought, and instead of hesitating to act on it and not doing it, I acted. I asked the guy behind me if he wanted to go into the stall together with me, and he seemed to instantly be eager too!!

Anyway, what followed from there is probably what you’d expect XD I had to suck him off first, which I loved, it was way bigger than I thought it’d be so he pounded my throat!! Then after when he took me from behind me held onto me perfectly to just fuck me, it went so deep and he said I took it SO WELL

He did listen and cum in my mouth when he finished, so it was genuinely the perfect experience. I love pushing my boundaries and finding new things I fall in love with because of it!

(If you read this post and liked it, tell me how much you do!! I get very turned on to how much people see me! XD)

Rebecca had texted me the night before asking me to come over. She told me Sarah didn’t know I was coming.

When I arrived, Sarah was upstairs in her room studying with headphones on. Rebecca opened the door and quickly pulled me inside. She was wearing a loose white buttonup shirt (it was oonly half buttoned) and very short denim shorts. No bra. Her big tits were moving freely and the shorts were so tiny I could see the bottom of her ass.

We went to the kitchen. At first we talked normally.

“How have you been?” she asked while making coffee. “School going okay?”

“Yeah, it’s fine” I said. “Just busy with some….uhhh….assignments”

We talked for a while about some pretty normal things. Like,  Sarah’s studies, the weather, random stuff. But the energy between us felt different

After a few minutes, Rebecca got quieter.

“I’ve been thinking about you a lot these past few days you know….” she admitted, looking down at her coffee. “That kiss we had….I keep replaying it in my head. I’ve never kissed a woman before. I always thought I was straight, but now I feel so confused. Never thought that after being married for years that I’d liked a woman’s lips”

She looked at me with nervous eyes.

“I feel really guilty too. You’re my daughter’s best friend. If Sarah ever found out, it would destroy her. I’m supposed to be the responsible mom here, not someone who makes out with her daughter’s friend behind her back”

I stepped a little closer.

“I know it’s complicated” I said. “But I can’t stop thinking about it either. Every time I see you, I get this feeling in my body”

Rebecca bit her lip. “Really? what kind of feeling?”

I looked her in the eyes.

“The kind that makes me….. wet” I said softly

Her cheeks turned red. She looked around to make sure Sarah wasn’t coming down, then stepped closer to me.

“I get wet too” she whispered. “I touched myself the other night thinking about you. I feel so ashamed…..but I liked it….I really do”

The tension was getting too strong. I couldn’t hold back anymore.

I gently took her hand and slowly slid it inside my shorts, then inside my panties. Her fingers touched my soaked pussy.

“This is the only proof I can provide on how much I think about you” I whispered.

Rebecca’s eyes widened. She could feel how dripping wet I was. She let out a small shaky breath and gently rubbed my clit with her fingers

“Oh fuck….you’re really soaked” she whispered.

We started kissing hard right there in the kitchen. Her fingers kept rubbing me while our tongues played. I slipped my hand under her shorts and found her pussy…..she was dripping wet too. I rubbed her clit while we made out.

We were trying to stay quiet because Sarah was just upstairs.

Rebecca moaned softly into my mouth. Her hips moved against my hand.

Suddenly we heard footsteps from upstairs.

We quickly pulled our hands out and fixed our clothes. Rebecca’s face was flushed and she was breathing fast.

Sarah came down to get a drink. She didn’t notice anything.

“Oh hey girl, why are you here?” I then replied “Oh-uhm…I was------” Rebecca then interrupted me and said “I just asked her to buy something. Don’t worry about it”

Sarah then said “Sure…..you two okay?” she asked.

“Yeah yeah” Rebecca answered, trying to sound normal.

The second Sarah went back upstairs, Rebecca looked at me with hungry eyes.

“This is getting too dangerous” she whispered. “But I don’t know if I can stop…..Should we fuck?”

This guy was my main fuck buddy during my freshman year of college, as you can tell, there was quite the age and experience gap. This is exactly what I was looking for at the time, I had been sexually active before college but I still felt like I didn’t know what I was doing. He was a hot grad school student and I loved having sex with him, so I explored a lot of kinks with him during the year we hooked up.

He was the first guy to really pull my hair and talk shit while he fucked me. Eventually I used some of my allowance to go to the sex shop and buy my first butt plug and pair of handcuffs. I don’t go too far, but I explored a lot with him. It was Covid so it wasn’t uncommon for me to stay at his place for a few nights at a time, but one weekend he had the apartment to himself.

I went over on a Saturday night and stayed the night after we fucked. Once I got naked that night, I wouldn’t be putting any clothes on until Monday morning. I slept with him and I wasn’t wearing anything, then he surprised me with breakfast in bed and we ate naked. After another round in the morning, I went to pee and get dressed after. He was in the bathroom and took my top out of my hand and said no clothes for the day.

When he said this I laughed and realized he was serious. I playfully asked him if he thought I would really do that, just being naked for him all day. He said yes and that flipped a switch in me. My parents would be livid if they knew I acted this way for a guy who wasn’t even my boyfriend, which only made it hotter. He ended up fucking me again in the bathroom. It was a drunk Saturday night so we woke up around noon. After the second fuck of the morning, we did it two more times and then again the next morning before I finally got to get dressed and go back to my dorm.

I’m 28F, a substitute teacher and single mom.
Ryan 32M was just a normal coworker at the tutoring center, tall, cocky, with that arrogant smirk that always made me roll my eyes. We’d been friends for months, nothing more. Our mutual friend Jake was always teasing us, saying dumb shit like “You two should just fuck already and get it over with.” We’d laugh it off every single time.

One Friday night after work, Ryan and I ended up hanging out alone. A few drinks in, the flirting got heavy. I was feeling bold (and a little tipsy) so I looked him dead in the eyes and half jokingly said, “Well… we could always fuck if you want.”

He didn’t laugh. He stared at me with that dark, hungry look and asked, “You serious right now?”
We barely made it to his car.

He parked in a quiet lot near the beach. The second the engine cut off he pulled me into the backseat like a starving animal. We were all over each other messy, desperate kisses, hands grabbing everywhere. He yanked my top down and attacked my 36DD tits, sucking hard on my nipples, biting them while I moaned like a cheap whore. I could feel how thick and rock hard he was through his pants.

I climbed on top, pulled my skirt up around my waist, moved my soaked thong to the side and sank down on his thick cock in one smooth motion.

“Fuuuuck…” I groaned loudly as he stretched my tight pussy wide open. He was so thick, filling me completely. I started riding him hard, my big tits bouncing wildly in his face while he gripped my ass and thrust up into me like he was trying to break me.

The car was rocking hard, windows fogging up fast. I didn’t even care if anyone walking by could hear my loud moans. “Fuck… your cock feels so good,” I whimpered, grinding my clit against him with every bounce. He slapped my ass hard and growled, “Ride that dick like the slut you are.”

I rode him faster, my heavy tits swinging as I fucked him like a desperate whore. He sucked on my nipples again, biting down hard, making me gasp. The mix of pain and pleasure had me losing my mind.

He suddenly flipped me over, pinned me down in the backseat and started pounding me deep and rough from behind. Every brutal thrust made my ass jiggle and my tits press against the seat. I was moaning so loud I was scared someone would hear us. He reached around and rubbed my swollen clit while slamming into me, whispering filthy shit in my ear..

“You like getting fucked by your coworker like a dirty little slut?.”
I came so fucking hard, legs shaking violently, pussy gushing around his thick cock, screaming his name like a pornstar. He didn’t stop. He kept railing me through it, fucking me even harder until he buried himself balls-deep and groaned “ I’m cumming…” as he pumped me full of thick, hot cum.
I could feel every powerful spurt, every throb as he emptied his balls deep inside me.

We collapsed together, sweaty and breathing heavy. His cock was still twitching inside me, his warm cum slowly leaking out around his shaft and dripping down my thighs onto the seat.

We just looked at each other and started laughing.

“What the fuck did we just do?” I asked, still feeling his load dripping out of my ruined pussy.

He grinned and said, “Best mistake ever.”

That night turned into months of sneaky, filthy fun. We fucked in his car after work, in empty classrooms after tutoring, even once in the staff bathroom during a break while someone was knocking on the door. The constant risk of getting caught always made it ten times hotter.

I never expected to be fucking my coworker… but God, it was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made…

My (22) best friend (27), who I’ll call Kayla is the coolest girl I’ve ever met. She likes video games, action movies, and I can talk to her about anything without having to filter what I say. She’s about 5’9 with really nice skin, long legs and pretty average boobs and butt.

We typically hang out on the weekends since we both work and watch new movies on Netflix. We’ve been friends for about 4 years and have never done anything romantic. She’s attractive but we’ve just never seen each other in that way. But about a week ago, we hung out and decided to play a drinking game (which we have never done before) and every time there was a fight scene we had to take a shot.

By the 4th shot I was feeling pretty good and a little loose. A few minutes later there was a really steamy sex scene in the movie and idk why, but I said “fuckk” in a really horny way and Kayla was like “lmao so this is how you get when you’re drunk” in a joking way. I laughed and said “my bad idk where that came from.”

The whole time my dick was getting harder and harder in my sweatpants and I noticed her look down right as my dick throbbed. She took the remote from my lap and rewinded to the beginning of the sex scene. I said what are you doing? She looked at me and said “I wanna see how hard you get” which made me 10x harder even though this was my best friend. I told her it was starting to hurt being in my pants and she told me to take my pants off and cum before the end of the sex scene so we could focus on the movie.

I pulled my thick black dick out and started stroking it to the sex scene and as I started saying “fuckk I’m cumming” she said “let me see” so I turned around immediately and wound up covering her neck and chest with cum. I could see it running down her v neck shirt onto her cleavage.

She said “holy shit that was a lot lol, are we gonna have to start doing this during every movie? because next time I’m gonna play with my pussy”😍

I'm 50F and constantly horny, my pussy gets wet at the smallest things. I’ve started touching myself at the most inappropriate times when people are home. My son and his friend were sitting right next to me on the couch watching TV and I casually slipped my hand under the blanket, slided my fingers into my soaked panties, and slowly rub my swollen clit while pretending to be interested in the show. I had to bite the inside of my cheek to stay quiet as I rubbed faster. When I finally came, it hit me so hard my toes curled and my whole body tensed up. It got addictive and I did it again while having dinner sitting next to my son's hot young friend.

I [22F] am bestfriends with Rosie [22F], I have been friends with her since I started going to university and shes helped me a ton throughout all of it. We met first year and we always try to get classes together to help each other with projects or tests. She even taught me how to kiss because I didnt know how because my parents were very strict all throughout my childhood due to them being immigrants. All throughout early uni me and her would go out clubbing or bar hopping together and it was a lot of fun, eventually thats where we met her now boyfriend Michael [23M].

After they started dating going out definitely slowed down but didnt stop, we would still have fun but she would be on her phone a lot texting Michael because if im being honest hes super controlling about what she wears and who she hangs out with while also being a huge manho. There were multiple times where she would call me to talk about him and the shit he was doing like messaging other girls or lying about where he was to her, so many things that honestly surprise me that they are still together.

Then about a year ago they did actually break up for the grand total of 2 months before getting back together! during the the first month me and Rosie went crazy together, we were out bar hopping ,making out with tons of guys (one night I kissed 3 different guys at a single bar) and honestly just being hoes ourselves. Then a little over a month into their break I get a message on instagram and im sure all of you can guess who it was from...it was from Michael!! I ask him why hes messaging me and hes asking how I am and how Rosie is just making small talk and what not, eventually he asks to me facetime because quote "hes bored" and I was bored too so I said sure why not. We hop on facetime and let me tell you this guy was very clearly shirtless off rip which I thought was pretty crazy and I even asked him like "hey are you shirtless right now?".

He laughs it off explaining that its super hot in his room right now (which it was it was in the middle of summer) and we end up talking for a few hours on facetime about how school is going, how im doing, hows my dating life going all that fun stuff. Eventually I kinda get bored so I tell him to flex his bicep on the camera, he laughs and moves his camera towards his arm and shows me his bicep and let me tell you it was GIGANTIC likee I was actually shocked seeing it properly I had to cover my mouth and say "damnnnn youre huge" when I saw it. As hes flexing it he asks me if I like it which I wasnt about to lieeee and I tell him I do...and let me paint a picture of him real quick, this man is 6'4", objectively handsome, very muscular because hes a personal trainer. So obviously im gonna find him pretty fucking hot.

After that exchange he says that we should hang out sometime to which I tell him im down but itd need to be on the weekend because I have summer classes during the weekdays and it was only tuesday. He asks me what I wanna do and I suggest that we go see a movie to which then he says we should see superman together and I tell him sure im down. We talk for a little bit longer on the phone but not much was said but for the next 4-5 days there was a lot of tension and flirting between us I wont lie. He would send pictures of him in the gym flexing his arm, when he was home id get shirtless pics and see his abs, Id send him pics back of my butt in the gym and he would always comment on how nice my ass was.

One night he sent me a pic looking down on his body and I could see his bulge which was really hot so I sent a pic back to him of me kinda laying on my side on my bed in the mirror which made me look really curvy and his response to that was something along the lines of "I know you dont disappoint in person" something like that. We would also call like everynight on facetime and just talk about our days and flirt with each other throughout those calls.

Eventually saturday rolls around and I make sure to do my makeup extra nice because I wanna look hot for myself and I want him to think im pretty as well. I also wore a nice red halter top that was lowcut so my boobs look nice as well as a matching red miniskirt. Around 5 in the evening he picks me up in his SUV to drive to the theatre together, during the ride there he had his hand on my thigh as he drove with one hand as we had small talk until we got there which I found really hot. We eventually get there and go inside and he buys us the popcorn and drinks and we go inside the theatre and get our seats. During the movie nothing happened but he did put his arm around me as we watched it and I did lean on his chest during it.

Once the movie was done we walked back to his car together and we did hold hands as we walked together I dont know how it happened but it mustve just happened naturally. We get in his car and its like 8 at night at this time and he asks me what I wanna do now to which I tell him that I was pretty hungry and wanted to eat. We end up getting some fast food together and eating inside during which we played footsies with each other as we ate, after we finished he asked if I wanted to drive around with him for a bit before calling it for the night.

I say yes and we drive around for a few hours listening to music and talking eventually ending up in a pretty deserted parking lot. We were talking but eventually we just kinda looked at each other and knew what was coming next, he leans over from the drivers side and holds me by the side of my head and we begin kissing each other. We started slow but it turned passionate quick we were getting aggressive with our kissing like biting each others lips, using tongue on each other and just all around not caring if anyone saw us. He asks me to crawl into the backseat which I do and as I go by he slaps my butt really hard but of course I loved it.

He crawls into the back with me and I help him take his shirt off as we continue kissing, eventually he reaches down to where my skirt is and puts his hand under and moves my panties to the side. He puts two of his fingers in me and starts fingering me, at first hes slow because I need to be warmed up but eventually he starts going so much faster it makes me so wet and horny. Eventually he sits back and I get on my hands and knees in his back seat and begin sucking his cock, I go up and down making sure to give every inch of his cock love as I leave my red lip stick in the shape of kisses at the base of his shaft.

Eventually he tells me to take my clothes off and he helps me out of my skirt as well as my top, he then moves more towards the door on his side giving me room to lay on my back and for him to get on top of me. He gets on top of me and I ask him if he has any condoms but he says he doesnt use them and normally id say to stop but it was so hot that I couldnt, he starts by slapping his tip on my pussy and im literally begging for him to put it in. He pushes it in me really slow and he starts stretching me out a lot, he starts thrusting in me slowly as I hold my arms around his neck and look into his eyes. He begins to pick up the speed which starts to feel even better but I do start getting close to hitting my head against the door so I had to shield my head from getting hit with my hand.

We keep going and it starts getting so hot in his car without the ac on, the windows start fogging up and we start getting really sweaty and it doesnt help that hes practically laying on me at this point. His dick is just hitting all the angles right and I cant help myself from moaning so loud, I wrap my arms around him and dig my nails into his back as we fuck. I bite his shoulder as hes inside of me which actually ends up leaving a hickey on him. We keep going until eventually he tells me he needs to cum and he pulls his cock out of me and finishes all over my stomach, he then grabs a towel from the trunk of his car and helps me clean myself up. After that we get dressed in his backseat and I end up drawing hearts on his fogged up window and taking a picture of it.

He then drives me back home and drops me off around 12 at night, I shower and send him a pic of my tits in the shower. After that we do talk a bit for the next few weeks and we do end up hooking up more with each other, mostly in his car but one time we went on a walk together in the woods near my house and he bent me over against a tree to fuck me. Eventually he unadds me and I hear from Rosie that her and Michael got back together and I havent heard from him since which is understandable. Since then ive gotten a boyfriend of my own who if im being honest is a lot more twinkie than him but hes amazing, whats awkward is the fact that ive hung out with Rosie and Michael a few times since we hooked up and its always kinda awkward seeing him after he literally fucked me.

And recently my boyfriend actually ended up meeting Michael and that was super awkward because both these guys have been inside me. Im happy Rosie is happy with Michael but im 100% taking this secret to the grave with me because I think id die inside if she or my boyfriend found out.

My boyfriend has always been really good in bed but he never believed me when I told him. He’d get in his head and start overthinking everything. I got tired of reassuring him so I came up with an idea.

I asked my best friend if she would fuck him while I watched. She’s always thought he was hot and said yes right away. When I told him the plan he looked at me like I was crazy, but I could tell he was into it.

The night it happened, I sat in the chair across from the bed and told them to just do whatever felt natural. She started by sucking him while I watched. Seeing her on her knees with his cock in her mouth did something to me. He kept looking over at me like he couldn’t believe it was real.

When he finally fucked her, he was different than usual. More confident. He fucked her hard and made her cum twice before he finished inside her. After she left, he fucked me even harder. He hasn’t doubted himself in bed since that night.

A few days later, Sarah invited me over to hang out at their house. When I arrived, Sarah was already locked in her room studying hard for a big test. She had her headphones on and told us not to bother her unless it was something important.

Rebecca came out of the kitchen to greet me. She was wearing a loose white button-up shirt and very short denim shorts. The shirt was only half-buttoned, showing a lot of her deep cleavage. She wasn’t wearing a bra, so her big heavy tits moved and bounced with every step. The shorts were so tiny that the bottom of her ass cheeks were visible.

“Hey sweetie,” she said with a warm smile. “Come in. I’m just making some coffee. Want some?”

I followed her into the kitchen. We started talking about normal things at first, but the conversation quickly turned more personal. Rebecca looked a little nervous but also excited.

“I’ve been thinking about you a lot these past few days,” she admitted quietly while stirring the coffee. “That kiss we had… I can’t stop replaying it in my head. I’ve never kissed a woman before in my life. I always thought I was completely straight, but now I feel so confused and guilty.”

She looked at me with soft, emotional eyes.

“I feel really bad about it too. You’re my daughter’s best friend. If Sarah ever found out what we did, it would break her heart. I’m supposed to be the responsible mom here, not someone who makes out with her daughter’s friend behind her back.”

I stepped closer to her until our bodies were almost touching.

“I know it’s complicated,” I said. “But I really like spending time with you. That kiss felt really good for me too.”

Rebecca bit her lip. She looked nervous but her eyes were full of want. She stepped even closer. Our bodies were now lightly pressed together.

“I keep telling myself I should stop,” she whispered. “But when I see you,

I just want to kiss you again.”

I couldn’t hold back anymore. I leaned in and kissed her. This time the kiss wasn’t short. It started soft and gentle, but quickly became deeper and hungrier. Her lips felt so warm and soft. She put one hand on the back of my neck and kissed me harder. I put my hands on her waist and pulled her body against mine. I could feel her big soft tits pressing into my chest.

We were making out quietly in the kitchen while Sarah was right upstairs with her door closed. Rebecca let out a small soft moan into my mouth. One of my hands slowly moved down and squeezed her ass under her shorts. She wasn’t wearing any panties. I could feel how warm and wet she was getting.

Suddenly we heard footsteps coming down the stairs.

We quickly pulled apart. Rebecca’s face was flushed red and she was breathing fast. Her nipples were hard and poking through her shirt.

Sarah walked into the kitchen to grab a snack. She didn’t seem to notice anything strange.

“You two okay down here?” she asked casually.

“Yeah, we’re fine,” Rebecca answered, trying to sound normal. “Just chatting about random stuff.”

Sarah took her snack and went back upstairs. The second her door closed, Rebecca looked at me with guilty but very horny eyes.

“This is getting so dangerous,” she whispered. “We really can’t keep doing this here… but I don’t know if I can stop either.”

She gently took my hand and slid it under her shorts again. My fingers touched her bare, wet pussy for a few seconds. She was really soaked.

She let out a soft breath and then pulled my hand away.

Later that night when I got home, I received a text from her:

Rebecca: I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me. This is so wrong but it feels so good. What are you doing to me?

I went to bed that night extremely horny, reading her message again and again.

its a long one but its real.

so for a little bit i was seeing this guy i called “the big guy” (bc he was kinda chunky and his cock was actually fat, like heavy, thick). we kept it a secret bc i didn’t want to be seen in public with him, and he said he was just happy to be in my presence.
i was absolutely dick-notized lol his dick was amazing, it was the thickest i had ever seen and felt, the stretch he gave me was like nothing i had before. he were going steady and after that first time i was inviting him over practically daily. i thought it was going great, he didn’t pull out once. not once lol

but a little over 2 weeks into the ordeal, on a random day like any other he had me bent over, and i could feel he was getting close, he leaned down to kiss my neck and right as i feel his cock pulsating, he whispered in my ear “i love you” literally simultaneously as his cock is twitching inside me. i say nothing.
i let him finish and he flops over catching his breath, i get up and instantly tell him “don’t tell me that shit again” and tell him to put his pants on a get out.
(wait there is more to it)

he apologized and left. after a couple days i needed it again and asked him to come over, we acted like nothing had happened until he said “im cumming” i pulled him out and pointed it towards his belly (i was riding him)
afterwards he got up and cleaned up, i told him i wanted to keep seeing him but i didn’t want him saying those things to me bc that’s not where i wanted things to go, and that i would be making him pull out every time or that he had to wear a condom. he agreed to pulling out.

we did that for a a few more times, i was making cum on himself every time.
but this last time i saw him, we were doing missionary we we never did, kinda close up, face to face, i was kissing him and it just so happened that we both started to get close and like i mentioned he is physically a big guy, almost twice my height/weight so right as i tried to pull away he just held me tight, his head was on my neck and we came together. it was a really strong full body orgasm like he always gave me.
we laid there together catching our breath, he stayed inside me the whole time, and i could feel his cum slip out around his cock, still in me.
while we are there chest to chest he starts telling me again and again how much he loves me and how he literally wants to give me the world, and how amazing i am and how lucky he is.

i went along with it, let him tell me everything he wanted to say, we kissed and i said “thank you” to everything, we got up showered together and i walked him out, kissed goodnight at my door.

i closed the door behind me, blocked him. and haven’t spoken to him since.

So this was a few years ago, I used to go to the clubs a lot with my friends, late nights out almost every weekend, we decided to go to this downtown, pretty even girl to guy ratio not bad, there was a bunch of girls that were friends of my friends, well I knew some of them but I saw someone new I never seen before, she was Latina, short about 5’2, had light brown hair with blonde highlights, small perky tits, nipple rings showing thru her crop top, with black leather pants !! Her red g string showed on her waist, man it still drives me crazy thinking about it

lol anyways, I go up to her ask her name, introduce myself and ask her to dance, she’s a few drinks in and I’m super buzzed so I’m very confident, we start dancing together and it was an instant connection, come to find out, she just got out of a relationship so she’s just out here tryna have some fun ! Let loose a lil bit you know ?, my buddy let me know she was just recently single that’s how I found out

we’re dancing and she’s grinding all over me, I forgot to mention, I’m in jeans, with nothing on underneath… (I felt very frisky that night lol) I’m hard as a rock with her huge ass grinding on me, she turns around and whispers in my ear…”damn you feel so good rn” I said “ yeah ? You felt that huh ? Your ass is amazing… you did that to me” and she licked my ear lobe n sucked it, then ran her tongue down my neck, I swear I got the chills right there and shook a little it felt amazing, I grabbed her by the back of the neck and brought my lips close to hers… but didn’t kiss her just yet, she looked at me and I looked at her, and I just went for it, she was a greatttt kisser just the perfect lips not too big not too small, and oh yes she used that tongue, very very well, she’s sucking on my tongue and I’m sucking on hers biting each others lips, it was super hot, I ran my hands down her back and got a hand full of that ass and gripped it, slightly spread her cheeks from one side n she let out a soft moan damn it felt so good…

the night continued like that till it was closing time at 2am, but before closing we got a few more drinks of course, when it came time for us to leave, I told her she’s riding with me I’ll take you home, she agreed “okay daddy that’s fine with me” shiiiiit soon as she called me that I lost it I knew I needed to fuck her, we’re walking down town to the parking garage I got my hand around her waist, we make it to the car and before we get in she grabs me by the dick… and kisses me slowly, I’m throbbing at this point getting massaged down there and kissing it felt so damn good I whispered in her ear, “ you keep holding it just like that and we won’t make it to your house”
She winked at me n said “ we can make it… I’m not too far from here”

so we hopped in the car and I had someone else drive for me while I took the back seat with her, it was the perfect idea, we’re in the back seat making out and it’s nice n dark, she pulls my dick put my jeans, shocked I had no underwear on she laughed a lil bit but she liked it, easier access for her, she started nice n slow stroking it, music blaring in the back round, she leaned in and started sucking it… oh the minuet her lips touched my dick I got a twitch, in my leg, and my body went warm n limp, I just sank into the seat while my dick went in her mouth so slow, I’m literally getting head right now in this back seat from this hot ass girl she’s 28 at this time I’m 22, forgot to mention that lol
She’s really good at sucking dick she took all of me in, right to the back of her throat it felt amazing gagging on it but not too loud, I’m sure the drive knew wassup of course he saw me all night with her, we get to her house and it’s time for us to get out, I put my dick back in my pants and they drop us off …
Part 2 soon