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Jacking off inside the church

Such a rush! Anyone else tried it ? How about being sexual with significant other in church buildings. Highly recommended.

Best thing about going to church is seeing all of the sexy wives and single ward girls. Mmmm best part for sure

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u/Only-Energy5718 — 3 days ago

My Dirty and Taboo Thoughts

This is only one flavor variant of some of my deeper fantasies.

During my sexual self discovery over the last 2-3 years, I learned that I adore being used sexually. I have developed a freeuse kink, but also enjoy things when they are rough, or I’m just catering to someone with urges or needs.

I’ve often thought of how much I’d enjoy that knowledge that I’m available to service others sexually, in a group or solo to make it out to the stake. Id love to be a break in the lesson for the Elders Quorum, the High Priests, and especially the sisters.

The taboo part is that I’d love to help the Elder and Sister missionaries out too. Let them know if they need a place to cum, my home and holes are open, they will leave satisfied and with food to take home. For both at the same time if they like. This feels taboo because I know I’m significantly older than those out in the mission field. I can’t help but yearn to be useful or of service to those with urges that might not have a place to settle them. And being able to bake them a treat is just icing on a kinky cake lol.

I’d love to hear any thoughts or criticism. Thanks for reading 🥰😘

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u/sluttylilcumkin — 4 days ago

Headed to the beach again, for a more secluded area this time, hopefully a bikini again and maybe more

Last time we went to the beach my wife wore a bikini for the first time since I’ve known her, 20 years now. We are headed back to the beach tomorrow and I hope to see her again in a bikini and possibly get her to go topless.

We are taking the paddle boards to paddle up to a more secluded spot, I would love to try and get her topless for a while maybe some fooling around on the beach. Fingers crossed. 🤞

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u/Quirky-Error-9742 — 3 days ago

Friends wife said she had a wet dream about me

I have a great group of friends and we’ve hung out since highschool. We all went on missions and are married now. Pretty much everyone is active. We get together almost weekly for game nights.

During a game night my friends wife came late. And when she showed up she was acting a little strange. She eventually told me in front of almost everyone that she had a dream about me. I laughed and thought nothing of it. Then continued to ask more about it. And she said it was one of those dreams. And wouldn’t say anything else. My wife and her husband were pissed that she would say that. I definitely felt uncomfortable. But deep down was flattered and a little curious.

I have thought quite a bit about it since then. Every now and then I’ll jerk off and she’ll enter my mind. I’ll imagine what the dream was about. I’ll dream about her sucking me off. Or riding me. Or hitting it from behind. Or think about her joining us. I haven’t said a word to my wife or anyone that I get off to the thought of her. I kinda feel bad. But it’s so hot to think about.

Anyone had similar experiences??

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u/Available_Raisin_370 — 5 days ago

The forbidden excites me...

I'm married but the prospect of having another woman turns me on so much (and the marriage is sexless). I look at the hot women in the ward and just think about what could be... I know theres no way I am alone in this.. Has anyone ever done anything about it?

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u/Enough_Vegetable887 — 5 days ago

Threesome fantasy

Me and my wife both have a huge desire to have a threesome(mmf). We are both active and both definitely agree that we couldn’t keep the LOC and so this but it’s still fun to talk about role play and use toys to fulfill the best we can. Recently I’ve really liked the idea of the other guy not only playing with my wife but with me as well and me returning the favor. In the moment I think it would be a damn good time. I was hesitant to bringing this up to my wife, but did and she said she actually would think that would be way hot to try out and was totally on board. So if we ever do decide to pursue it I can live out my bi curiosity.

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u/Worth-Hearing6240 — 5 days ago

Garments

Before I was married I lived in a basement rental. The upstairs was rented by a single mother. I came home one night, went around the corner and an upstairs light to a window was on, that was eye level. The blinds were partially open and what caught me was this single lady was undressing. I stopped in my tracks, backed up and looked around to make sure I wasn't noticed. I stood by the edge of the window and watched her in her garments, with her bra on, and pants. She had already unbuttoned her pants and proceeded to pull them down, kick them off and put them in a hamper. Then I watched her undo her bra as I watched her breasts slacken, covered by her garments. She turned out the lights and I waited a few minutes prior to proceeding down stairs to the apartment.

I felt so naughty, but intrigued with how sexy a woman was in garments. I wish I had seen all of her. I don't know that I really saw her after that, even though we were all under the same roof, we never really interacted.

I wonder if she maybe heard my car pull up, and if she purposefully wanted me to see her undress with the blinds not fully closed. Probably not, but I always wondered.

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u/Individual-Lab2168 — 4 days ago

Got my wife to wear a bikini and she let me film us having sex on a beach.

WARNING: Im long winded, and like to look at women.

Recently I had the opportunity to take a contract and travel to go to a tropical location and do some work. Most of the time, I leave for a week at most, and then come home, but this was a month long contract, so my wife asked if her and the kids could come.

I agreed, but warned the family, we would be in cramped accommodations, as the company normally provided enough for me to have a private room and kitchen. With some fanagling we got them to agree to a two bedroom place, that cost the same amount, but wasn't quite as nice.

My three kids and niece would all have to share a room, and me and the wife would have the adjoing room. In the end my 18 yr old niece, and 17 year old son shared a room, and the two younger kids got booted to couches, but everyone was fairly happy.

Because of what I do, I normally work from 5 am - Noon, and have the rest of the day off, and since the kids and wife all wanted to sleep in, but the time i got home from work, there was usually a lunch ready, and everyone raring to go.

We had rented a tiny 5 passneger car, and shoving the 6 of us into it, would go to beaches, waterfalls, markets and lakes every day. After a couple days of this, It started to get really hot, and the apartment didn't have AC. My wife was suffering, and my niece who normally was dressed at home, started to just wear a shirt and panties or bikini bottoms.

I know she would never do that in front of her parents, but hey, she is 18. On the third day, I suggested to my wife, that she could try buying a bikini. There were no members around to judge her, and our kids, used to seeing there cousin, and everyone else at the beach in bikini's didn't seem to mind.

She wasn't convinced but I knew I could work on her. That sunday we found a cute local branch of the church and were welcomed heartily. Usually happens when your the only white family that arrives. We talked to some of the Elders, and then a senior couple Brother and Sister Smith, from utah (im not joking, they were literally Smiths).

Brother Smith mentioned that there were a lot of islands less than 15-20 minute boat rides away, and we should catch some of the ferries to check them out. I explained that at $50 a ticket, and with a large family, that wasn't really and option. He mentioned that a member family had a small Tinny (aluminum boat) that they couldn't afford to fix, but the parts were less than $100. He would ask, but he was sure that if we fixed the boat they would let us use it whenever we wanted.

Church started, and with fans, and flies buzzing we got through the unbearably hot sacrament meeting. I had been tempted to leave, but the kids had found a local family that had just moved back from Utah, and were starving for some Non Islander company, and my wife was chatting, so we decided to stay for the full two hours. Also we found out there was a potluck for some reason or another.

By the end of the potluck, Elder and Sister Smith had introduced us and arranged for us to pay the bill to fix the boat. Im not unaccustomed to small engine work, and since the family had a small plot on the river just a couple hundred yards up from the ocean, launching and returning the dinghy would be easy. My kids and wife were so excited!

Monday afternoon, I took the family to a bit of a tourist trap, where they have vendors hawking all the resorts and islands nearby, I had a plan, and knowing how good my niece is at getting her way, told her that if she got my wife to buy a bikini, any bikini, I would buy her one as well... That was the ticket, under the guise of "Girl shopping" she took my wife, while I talked to vendors and locals about what island were worth visiting. Most of the island resorts will let you land for $5 a person and spend the day at there pools etc, even if you dont take the $50 ferry to get there.

I bought a pizza for my kids and went shop after shop to find my wife and niece. One note about the shops, is because this was a upper class densly packed tourist shopping area, the stores were two stories, and neither staff nor tourists seemed to care, that glass steps, and glass railings allowed anyone to look up and see all kinds of panties ~ I digress.

I found them in the fourth shop, and could tell my wife was excited. She has a great body, but after kids, is somewhat embarrassed about her stomach, She had found a stunning floral turquoise blue bikini, and wanted to try it on for me. While she was in the change room me and my niece went and got her a few more to try as well. Until they both were trying on suits and sending me for more.

Im not a creepy uncle (really) but there was some fun to helping them both get new suits and giving my opinion on the proceedings. But my niece tried on one pair of bikini bottoms, that were so small, tight and blue, I thought it might be like seeing an avatar alien nude, they perfectly followed her lips, and were cut so low, I could tell it had been a couple days since she shaved last.

Seeing the look in my eyes, she decided to try them on with a nearly identically coloured sarong, which made the effect much more modest.

In the end they both had a couple new bikinis and were ready for food.

That tuesday afternoon, my wife with her new bikini hidden under a white sundress and my niece with her new bikini hidden under a blue sarong and my kids oblivous to the stuggle i was having, all excitedly got into the car, and drove to the members house. Sure enough the $100 we had paid Elder Smith was enough to get the boat fixed, and provided we paid for gas, the family was more than happy to have us borrow it whenever we wanted. There teenaged son, had taken the boat out in the morning for fishing, and though he stared longingly at my niece, he had to then go sell the fish, and couldn't join us that day, but promised he would come back sooner.

Since it was our first day, and I didn't really know the area, we only went to a small island about 5 minutes from shore, tied up the dinghy and played, snorkled and splashed for the day. It was the perfect intro, as no one but our family was there, my wife happily wore the bikini, and I could tell she was pretty comfortable in it. She didn't even seem to bat an eye at my nieces bikini though, I noticed my 17 year old gazing in her direction often.

Between my nieces lithe frame, and seeing my wife's body so exposed in a public setting I was getting a boner and decided to go snorkelling. I donned my flippers and mask and my niece and oldest joined as we explored the reefs. Underwater, my nieces bikini, no longer protected by a sarong hugged her body even tighter, and gave me and my son a decent show.

The next day, another island awaited us, though this time we were joined by the son of the family, he showed us to a large island, half of which was covered by a resort, and half that was just wild. Him my son and niece all went off in hunt of coconuts while me and my wife and two younger kids hung out on the beach. It was on this beach that I had the idea, that it would be fun to have sex on a beach. So I mentioned it to my wife, and surprisingly she completely agreed.

Our opportunity came a few days later when we decided to have a fire on the beach, and I told the kids that me and my wife were going on a date to explore a different island that was only a few hundred yards away.

I had packed a blanket, grape seed oil, a go pro, and some snacks.

Leaving the kids we zoomed off, to the island closest to where we were. I had explored it earlier, and knew that on the far side, facing mostly empty sea there was a nook where the beach flattened, and some palm trees. We dragged the small boat onto the shore and tied it to a tree, and then walked to the far side of the island. In the distance were a couple sail boats, but otherwise we had the small island to ourselves.

I was surprised when immediatly after setting up our sheet, she stripped and ran into the ocean laughing. This was not the conservative Utah girl I had married. I set up the go pro, and just let it film as we played naked in the ocean, and then as we had sex on the beach. I have never seen her so horny, and had to work hard not to release to soon. We made love in a bunch of positions, and she squirted everywhere more than once. Finally I came in her, and then we just enjoyed each others slippery bodies. After half an hour or so, we washed in the ocean again, and then getting dressed walked back to the other side of the island.

I noticed at one point when my wife riding me doggy style a sail boat pass several hundred yards away. When we got back to the main island where we left our kids, the women from the boat in just her bikini smiled and waved extra friendly when we zoomed by, I wasn't sure if she saw us until she held up her binoculars in a sort of toast... She definilty saw us. The film is still one of my favorite!! Even my wife likes to watch it, which she normally hates.

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u/WantSomethingNewNow — 8 days ago
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I left my cum on the toilet seat in a unisex BYU Campus Bathroom (21m)

Hey so i’m pretty new here..

I’m attending the big blue school here in utah. On wednesday, I was really horny and went into a unisex bathroom while waiting for my next class to “relax a bit”.

I was about to cum when I thought it would be really hot to leave a little puddle of my cum somewhere for someone to find or accidentally touch without knowing who’s it was.

I couldn’t hold it in anymore and came on the toilet seat leaving my sticky puddle of cum right on top for someone to find.

When I left the bathroom, I sat outside studying and saw another student (female) go into the same bathroom and lock the door. She was in there for a solid 15-20 minutes and when she stepped out, you could tell she looked very excited and jumpy.

Afterwards, she sat a couple of tables across from me and kept moving around and crossing her legs. I couldn’t help thinking what she her expression was when she saw a mans cum on the toilet seat. Did she taste my cum? Did she rub it on herself? Or did she lube her fingers with my milk and put them inside of her tight hole?

It makes me so horny thinking that my sperm could have been swimming inside of her belly or inside of her vagina looking for an egg to fertilize.

This makes me so horny and I want to do this again next week!

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u/Short_Rhubarb6445 — 8 days ago

Wife wore first Bikini last weekend at the beach

Last weekend my wife and I spent the day at the beach. She has always been extremely modest, I’ve always tried to encourage her to wear a bikini and she never would. That was until last weekend. She finally wore one. She looked fantastic and honestly, I was ecstatic that she was showing off a little more than normal. Made me happy 😃. I enjoyed the thoughts that guys could see a little more than what she was always comfortable with.

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u/Quirky-Error-9742 — 12 days ago

Anyone else have sexual fantasies about their bishop?

Tldr: there was suspected feelings of mutual attraction and it led to fantasies about him.

Ive always thought he was a handsome guy and on top of that hes such a people person and a good listener.

While being a part of the YW presidency, I'd see him quite a lot. And most times its just friendly. But there'd be short moments where he'd look at me and it feels like he's...noticing me in a less than spiritual way lol

Then after being inactive we talked a bit at my nephews baptism. At this point I gained some confidence because apparently not only was my body hot but my face was also pretty it turns out lol. So I had been getting compliments that I look happier.

And if i feel comfortable enough with people, I tend to keep eye contact pretty well and he has a way of making you feel comfortable. We get into the topic dating. There was no flirting. I was being honest, nonchalant, and appropriate.

But even then there was attraction kinda growing at the back of my mind. Until it almost got to a point where it felt like I was talking to a single friend lol. But then there was a slight lull in the convo where there was a bit of tension and then he just walks away all of a sudden 😆

It was a bit weird to me and only after the fact I started to consider that maybe he was finding me attractive too.

Ugh, ever since then ive had a few hot daydreams about having sex with him and having an affair. In fact I hadn't talked to or seen him since then. Since im not active in church or activities. I went to church once and I swear he scooted behind the pulpit so I wouldnt see him. Or vice versa maybe lol. And for my nieces missionary farewell, he happened to be on a trip. Always eluding me haha (how do u like it, bishop! Thats what he gets for conspiring w my mother to give me a calling lmao)

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u/amateurwritersclub — 10 days ago

Mission Masturbating

I'm sure I'm far from the only one but I masturbated a TON on my mission. I was good for like the first 6 months but then... I found ways to do it all the time. Including in the church building a lot (we had keys back then, my companion would go fall asleep somewhere and I'd jerk off hidden away). I had a few experiences that were super hot and I wish I could go back now and take them up on it.. More than once had a girl answer the door naked and MAN I wanted her. That was how the masturbating started again. I love the forbidden things. Probably why I love the idea of an affair now that Im married

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u/Enough_Vegetable887 — 11 days ago

Hooking up w/ ex wife

Have any of you hooked up with your ex after divorce?

We got married young about a year after my mission. We tried to make things work for 3 years but it just wasn’t happening. Sex was very vanilla and there was no extras going on besides normal missionary sex….which was a shame cause she was a bombshell with big DD tits. No oral, or any fun positions or even lingerie or anything.

For numerous reasons, I finally decided to end the relationship after three years and we got divorced.

As you others who have gone through a failed marriage know…it can get quite lonely after divorce…and especially tough from an intimacy perspective within the confines of the church guidelines. It hard to go from having sex to not being aloud to have sex anymore.

Anyways…after a couple months, the ex and I got to talking about life in general and that turned into going out for dinner….which turned into going back to her (my old house) place….which turned into glorious fucking!

We actually hooked up 4-5 more times over the next couple month. Each time she was a little more sluttier. She was giving me blow jobs ( which didn’t happen in marriage). She was titty fucking me with her big tits and letting me cum on them! She even opened her ass to me and let me deposit my load inside her ass multiple times (which of course anal NEVER happened in the marriage).

The best, and hottest sex I had with her was after we divorced! I actually joked to her at one point that had she been this way during the marriage we might still be together!!!

Anyone else have stories like this. Would love to hear them here or privately.

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u/Beginning_Shape_7608 — 12 days ago
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ladies single and married

I just want to know how many people are in your contacts that you would bang if they called and asked you fuck right now.

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u/chingerd69utah — 12 days ago