u/AggravatingBend555

Heyyy, im 34 healthy. I have dirty blonde hair and have blue eyes. Im 6' and hoping to find someone who wants a donor

As the title says, in a DB life. Annnnnnd cant take it any longer. Be my secret gf and ill be youe secret bf

Please be attached and also around NE indiana

Promise im cute & worth the risk. Not seeking to blow our lives up.

As the title says, in a DB life. Annnnnnd cant take it any longer. Be my secret gf and ill be youe secret bf

Please be attached also and around NE indiana

Promise im cute & worth the risk

Is anyone here actually interested in a love affair? Yes, I used that word right out of the gate. I come with these messy things society labels as emotions. I want depth, not shallow interactions. I have the time and energy for someone, MY someone. If we're both not a little anxious to put the phone down & say goodnight to the other what are we even doing here?

Marriage is a series of peaks & valleys, mine happens to be in a valley. I know what I am capable of giving and what I'm looking for in return. I'm just listing bullet points since im burried in a sea of thirsty dudes & since our time is short and precious like a toddler wearing a tiara

ME:

●Cute, no actually handsome

●Sorta rugged, but I work white collar now.

●S-Tier communicator

●I love discovering new music, whatcha listening too 👀

●I enjoy home improvement projects when not having a dad crashout

●I'm a Gemeni 🤷‍♂️

●My favorite color is blue 💙

●Actually posses emotional intelligence

YOU:

●Married or in a LTR

●Preferably a parent, since I find it easier to just connect then

●if you happen to be around NE Indiana, or maybe Western or Central Ohio that would be amazing. I do want the ability to date you with some frequency / actually see you. Don't you also miss a good ol' makeout sesh?

As the title says, in a DB life. Annnnnnd cant take it any longer. Be my secret gf and ill be youe secret bf

Please be attached, and also around NE indiana

Promise im cute

A little about the current boss you should know. I'm full time. With over 14 years at the same company. I have 2 employees under me but still early in training, honestly more of a liability than anything. Seeking water cooler banter, however, less forced.

Location: Hybrid, but we're very flexible here (NE Indiana)

Compenstation: Based on prior experience and eagerness to perform

About us:

At DILFs & Associates, we are a highly motivated, emotionally solvent, and moderately funny busniess looking to expand our domsetic operations. I specalize in terribly misquoting movies, s-stier communication, & the occasional dad crashout on projects around the house.

Required Qualifications:

●Proven track record of emotional availability

●Strong communication skills both verbal and non-verbal

●(Objectively) Cute

Bennies:

●Your employer is hot and won't go to HR if you stare too long

●Voted one of the best places work 2026

●One-on-Ones you won't get anxious about

How to apply:

Slide into these DMs. Your application should include a brief introduction, past experience, & why I should chose YOU for this role.

We are an equal opportunity employer, weirdos, intoverts, and dog moms may apply.

Obviously *notabot

I'm a twice use before putting in the dirty laundry

But for real, get me out of here

-he says looking up at you with puppy dog behind the adoption glass-

It shouldn't be that difficult to find a cute mom or disheveled wife.

No? Okay, cool. I'm just making sure im not asking for an actual miracle.

Please be charming, disarming, emotionally functional, and aware that you’re attractive without making it your entire personality. Younger than me is preferred, but please be less than 44. I dont want to feel like im conversing with my mom 🤷‍♂️

As for the man youre adopting from the shelter of cute dads.

Ive been told im cute, handsome etc. The face pic probably won't decline. I try and take care of myself. I have the patience, and emotional intelligence for this.

Now, if youre only interested in an online penpal then move along. I've done online, ive enjoyed it. But, eventually I want to break your back and have you wear these man hands as a necklace. I'm in NE Indiana

Hey hey, soooo father of twins here

Im hwp, college educated, sorta tall? Like 6' or 6'1"

I have dirty blonde hair, blue eyes and i have no idea what else to put here

DM me :))

Im in NE Indiana

For real, get me out of here

-he says looking up at you with puppy dog behind the adoption glass-

It shouldn't be that difficult to find a cute mom or disheveled wife.

No? Okay, cool. I'm just making sure im not asking for an actual miracle.

Please be charming, disarming, emotionally functional, and aware that you’re attractive without making it your entire personality. Younger than me is preferred, but please be less than 44. I dont want to feel like im conversing with my mom 🤷‍♂️

As for the man youre adopting from the shelter of cute dads.

Ive been told im cute, handsome etc. The face pic probably won't decline. I try and take care of myself. I have the patience, and emotional intelligence for this.

Now, if youre only interested in an online penpal then move along. I've done online, ive enjoyed it. But, eventually I want to break your back and have you wear these man hands as a necklace. I'm in NE Indiana

A little about the current boss you should know. I'm full time. With over 14 years at the same company. I have 2 employees under me but still early in training, honestly more of a liability than anything. Seeking water cooler banter, however, less forced.

Location: Hybrid, but we're very flexible here (NE Indiana)

Compenstation: Based on prior experience and eagerness to perform

About us:

At DILFs & Associates, we are a highly motivated, emotionally solvent, and moderately funny busniess looking to expand our domsetic operations. I specalize in terribly misquoting movies, s-stier communication, & the occasional dad crashout on projects around the house.

Required Qualifications:

●Proven track record of emotional availability

●Strong communication skills both verbal and non-verbal

●(Objectively) Cute

Bennies:

●Your employer is hot and won't go to HR if you stare too long

●Voted one of the best places work 2026

●One-on-Ones you won't get anxious about

How to apply:

Slide into these DMs. Your application should include a brief introduction, past experience, & why I should chose YOU for this role.

We are an equal opportunity employer, weirdos, intoverts, and dog moms may apply.

Obviously *notabot

A little about the current boss you should know. I'm full time. With over 14 years at the same company. I have 2 employees under me but still early in training, honestly more of a liability than anything. Seeking water cooler banter, however, less forced.

Location: Hybrid, but we're very flexible here (NE Indiana)

Compenstation: Based on prior experience and eagerness to perform

About us: At DILFs & Associates, we are a highly motivated, emotionally solvent, and moderately funny busniess looking to expand our domsetic operations. I specalize in terribly misquoting movies, s-stier communication, & the occasional dad crashout on projects around the house.

Required Qualifications:

●Proven track record of emotional availability

●Strong communication skills both verbal and non-verbal

●(Objectively) Cute

Bennies:

●Your employer is hot and won't go to HR if you stare too long

●Voted one of the best places work 2026

●One-on-Ones you won't get anxious about

How to apply:

Slide into these DMs. Your application should include a brief introduction, past experience, & why I should chose YOU for this role.

We are an equal opportunity employer, weirdos, intoverts, and dog moms may apply.

A little about the current boss you should know. I'm full time. With over 14 years at the same company. I have 2 employees under me but still early in training, honestly more of a liability than anything. Seeking water cooler banter, however, less forced.

Location: Hybrid, but we're very flexible here

Compenstation: Based on prior experience and eagerness to perform

About us: At DILFs & Associats, we are a highly motivated, emotionally solvent, and moderately funny busniess looking to expand our domsetic operations. I specalize in terribly misquoting movies, s-stier communication, & the occasional dad crashout on projects around the house.

Required Qualifications: Proven track record of emotional availability Strong communication skills both verbal and non-verbal (Objectively) Cute

Bennies: Your employer is hot and won't go to HR if you stare too long Voted one of the best places work 2026 One-on-Ones you won't get anxious about

How to apply: Slide into these DMs. Your application should include a brief introduction, past experience, & why I should chose YOU for this role.

We are an equal opportunity employer, weirdos, intoverts, and dog moms may apply.

You know the game were playing here. Im taken, your taken, we know the risks involved for what we want.

Im (Objectively) good looking, fun, and seeking YOU. I wont be a main character in your story, but im definitely going to spice up your sub plot.

Please be around NE indiana.

As the title says, in a DB life. Annnnnnd cant take it any longer. Be my secret gf and ill be youe secret bf

Please be attached also, and arouns NE indiana

Promise im cute

About me:

●I enjoy getting 1 word responses every 12 hours, thats a great way to get know someone. If you increase that frequency I will ghost you.

●I'll continue to post after months of talking to you and drop you without reason

●An emotional connection? Never heard of it, I'm recruiting for my personal OF girl that does as I command.

●He smells like Sex Panther by Odeon

●Had by a lucky few who all left their husbands for me after seeing how great I was

●You'll be one of many on a roster, and can have whatever dregs of attention I can muster after talking to the 14 in front of you

●Unable to read or write, incapable of communication. I use smoke signals.

You:

●Enjoys the hot & cold treatment

●Always manages to pick the wrong guy and wonders why you get left.

●If you decide to reach out, please only share a boobs pic, idc if you have a nice personality and are capable of carrying a conversation with a Neanderthal.

(This Post is obvious sarcasm, preferably youre around NE indiana or maybe Western Ohio)

Idk what im doing here or even looking for at this point