u/AggravatingBend555

DM me and let's make it happen. Open to in person

Is anyone here actually interested in a love affair? Yes, I used that word right out of the gate. I come with these messy things society labels as emotions. I want depth, not shallow interactions. I have the time and energy for someone, my someone.

Marriage is a series of peaks & valleys, mine happens to be in a valley. I know what I am capable of giving and what I'm looking for in return. I come house broken, ive successfully had an OA before. Your time is short & precious; like a toddler wearing a tiara.

ME:

●Cute, no actually handsome

●Sorta rugged, but I work white collar now. With a storied blue collar past

●S-Tier communicator

●I love discovering new music, whatcha listening too 👀

●I enjoy home improvement projects when not having a dad crashout

●I'm a Gemini 🤷‍♂️

●My favorite color is 💙

YOU:

●Married or in a LTR

●Preferably a parent, since I find it easier to just connect with

●A normal human being who's also wanting more

My unicorn is out there, and I hope shes around NE Indiana or maybe Western Ohio because i would eventually like to meet, but still fine with 90% of this online

Is anyone here actually interested in a love affair? Yes, I used that word right out of the gate. I come with these messy things society labels as emotions. I want depth, not shallow interactions. I have the time and energy for someone, my someone.

Marriage is a series of peaks & valleys, mine happens to be in a valley. I know what I am capable of giving and what I'm looking for in return. Our time is short & precious; like a toddler wearing a tiara, bullet points it is.

**ME:**

●Cute, *no actually handsome*

●Sorta rugged, but I work white collar now. With a storied blue collar past

●S-Tier communicator

●I love discovering new music, whatcha listening too 👀

●I enjoy home improvement projects when not having a dad crashout

●I'm a Gemini 🤷‍♂️

●My favorite color is 💙

**YOU:**

●Married or in a LTR

●Preferably a parent, since I find it easier to just connect with

●A normal human being who's also wanting more

Please be around NE Indiana, or maybe Western or Central Ohio. I am fine with 90% of this being online, but I will want to meet eventually.

Is anyone here actually interested in a love affair? Yes, I used that word right out of the gate. I come with these messy things society labels as emotions. I want depth, not shallow interactions. I have the time and energy for someone, my someone.

Marriage is a series of peaks & valleys, mine happens to be in a valley. I know what I am capable of giving and what I'm looking for in return. Our time is short & precious; like a toddler wearing a tiara, bullet points it is.

ME:

●Cute, no actually handsome

●Sorta rugged, but I work white collar now. With a storied blue collar past

●S-Tier communicator

●I love discovering new music, whatcha listening too 👀

●I enjoy home improvement projects when not having a dad crashout

●I'm a Gemini 🤷‍♂️

●My favorite color is 💙

YOU:

●Married or in a LTR

●Preferably a parent, since I find it easier to just connect with

●A normal human being who's also wanting more

Please be around NE Indiana, or maybe Western or Central Ohio. I am fine with 90% of this being online, but I will want to meet eventually.

DM a pic you want glazed and ill do it right now

Neglected? Ignored? Taken for granted?

Do you find yourself day dreaming of something better where you didnt settle? Maybe everything is actually fine at home, but you want a little fun. YOLO right?

Same! Im a catch, if im honest here. I would like to actually get along with you, like a friend. But also were both married, and theres bennies involved.

Anyways not great at selling myself but c'est la vie!

Neglected? Ignored? Taken for granted?

Do you find yourself day dreaming of something better where you didnt settle? Maybe everything is actually fine at home, but you want a little fun. YOLO right?

Same! Im a catch, if im honest here. I would like to actually get along with you, like a friend. But also were both married, and theres bennies involved.

Anyways not great at selling myself but c'est la vie!

Neglected? Ignored? Taken for granted?

Do you find yourself day dreaming of something better where you didnt settle? Maybe everything is actually fine at home, but you want a little fun. YOLO right?

Same! Im a catch, if im honest here. I would like to actually get along with you, like a friend. But also were both married, and theres bennies involved. I havent done this yet, in person. And itd be nice if you havent either.

Anyways not great at selling myself but c'est la vie!

Your Dollar Tree discount Knight is here to save you!

I've been described as cute, dreamy, adorable all of the above. Im attractive, if tall-ish, dirty-blonde hair and blue eyes is your type then Im your man (ive also grown a beard over winter and could be persuaded to keep it). Ive been on a health journey since last july and while I dont have abs yet (big sad), I do have nice arms and you can feel them. Im some odd combination of blue collar and white collar (but lets say its the best of both worlds). Im handy and enjoy projects around the house when not having a dad crashout.

Ive got my life together, and in 2 days of talking I wont change my username to [Deleted]. I have done long term online before, and i would like us to be close so i can actually date you outside of just looking for a hookup. Wouldn't it be nice to flirt with someone again? Pretend we know know what were doing.

I love spending time with my kids and make time for them, who doesnt love a good dad?! So, preferably you have kids so we connect at that level. Marriage is a series of peaks and valleys, and I happen to be in a valley. Im just looking for some fun, and did I mention im fun to talk to!? Im not some loser reddit user here talking to women while I do nothing at home, so if youre underappreciated we'll get along im sure.

If you read this far, hope youre near-ish NE Indiana or maybe central Ohio

Neglected? Ignored? Taken for granted?

Do you find yourself day dreaming of something better where you didnt settle? Maybe everything is actually fine at home, but you want a little fun. YOLO right?

Same! Im a catch, if im honest here. I would like to actually get along with you, like a friend. But also were both married, and theres bennies involved.

Anyways not great at selling myself but c'est la vie!

Your Dollar Tree discount Knight is here to save you!

I've been described as cute, dreamy, adorable all of the above. Im attractive, if tall-ish, dirty-blonde hair and blue eyes is your type then Im your man (ive also grown a beard over winter and could be persuaded to keep it). Ive been on a health journey since last july and while I dont have abs yet (big sad), I do have nice arms and you can feel them. Im some odd combination of blue collar and white collar (but lets say its the best of both worlds). Im handy and enjoy projects around the house when not having a dad crashout.

Ive got my life together, and in 2 days of talking I wont change my username to [Deleted]. I have done long term online before, and i would like us to be close so i can actually date you outside of just looking for a hookup. Wouldn't it be nice to flirt with someone again? Pretend we know know what were doing.

I love spending time with my kids and make time for them, who doesnt love a good dad?! So, preferably you have kids so we connect at that level. Marriage is a series of peaks and valleys, and I happen to be in a valley. Im just looking for some fun, and did I mention im fun to talk to!? Im not some loser reddit user here talking to women while I do nothing at home, so if youre underappreciated we'll get along im sure.

If you read this far, hope youre near-ish NE Indiana or maybe central Ohio

Neglected? Ignored? Taken for granted?

Do you find yourself day dreaming of something better where you didnt settle? Maybe everything is actually fine at home, but you want a little fun. YOLO right?

Same! Im a catch, if im honest here. I would like to actually get along with you, like a friend. But also were both married, and theres bennies involved.

Anyways not great at selling myself but c'est la vie!

Neglected? Ignored? Taken for granted?

Do you find yourself day dreaming of something better where you didnt settle? Maybe everything is actually fine at home, but you want a little fun. YOLO right?

Same! Im a catch, if im honest here. I would like to actually get along with you, like a friend. But also were both married, and theres bennies involved. I havent done this yet, in person. And itd be nice if you havent either.

Anyways not great at selling myself but c'est la vie!

Neglected? Ignored? Taken for granted?

Do you find yourself day dreaming of something better where you didnt settle? Maybe everything is actually fine at home, but you want a little fun. YOLO right?

Same! Im a catch, if im honest here. I would like to actually get along with you, like a friend. But also were both married, and theres bennies involved.

Anyways not great at selling myself but c'est la vie!

Am I as shallow as the title of that post, or shall we explore the depths in something like the Titan submersible (preferably less destructive).

**Warning more nautical puns ahead**

Ahoy, I do actually own a boat, since i know youre wondering 🤷‍♂️ its not my personality luckily (or unluckily?)

I have the mental and emotional capacity for this, I want you to as well. I understand ship happens, and communication is free to us all to just say *"I'm away with family"* we all get it. I value S-tier communication.

I want my person, I'm a catch. I only want ONE person, someone whos void i can fill (thats not a sex pun were sticking to naughtical only here). Im open to any reason thats brought you here, not judging but I will want to know about you. I *want* to be interested in you, ask about you. Chase you, desire you. That whole butterflies feeling.

Im married, I wrangle two kids, I have interesting hobbies. Im seeking something of substance and fun. And did I mention i am fun!? Ive done online before, and loved it. When the connection is there, its there. But, I do want the ability to meet. I want to be able to actually date you, nervously flirt with you in person and pretend I still know what im doing lol.

So, if you read all that and felt i drug this shipwreck of a sub to new depths please downvote and move on, if you' like to apply to be my new favorite Wench DM! :)