u/AnotherHome8918

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You hate other women.

You want to be the center of attention.

You want to compete with them in your social life.

You’ve fantasized about (or acted upon) a desire to steal their men from them.

You do that “being a horrible witch” straight to her face with a smile thing that some women do.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You hate other women.

You want to be the center of attention.

You want to compete with them in your social life.

You’ve fantasized about (or acted upon) a desire to steal their men from them.

You do that “being a horrible witch” straight to her face with a smile thing that some women do.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You hate other women.

You want to be the center of attention.

You want to compete with them in your social life.

You’ve fantasized about (or acted upon) a desire to steal their men from them.

You do that “being a horrible witch” straight to her face with a smile thing that some women do.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You have very large breasts, and you love to flaunt them.

Maybe you like the male attention, but whether you do or not, you love the way it flexes on women less blessed than you are.

It gives you a feeling of superiority over other women, and you like it. Maybe because it arouses you. Maybe you just have a mean streak. Maybe for other reasons.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You have very large breasts, and you love to flaunt them.

Maybe you like the male attention, but whether you do or not, you love the way it flexes on women less blessed than you are.

It gives you a feeling of superiority over other women, and you like it. Maybe because it arouses you. Maybe you just have a mean streak. Maybe for other reasons.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You have very large breasts, and you love to flaunt them.

Maybe you like the male attention, but whether you do or not, you love the way it flexes on women less blessed than you are.

It gives you a feeling of superiority over other women, and you like it. Maybe because it arouses you. Maybe you just have a mean streak. Maybe for other reasons.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You have very large breasts, and you love to flaunt them.

Maybe you like the male attention, but whether you do or not, you love the way it flexes on women less blessed than you are.

It gives you a feeling of superiority over other women, and you like it. Maybe because it arouses you. Maybe you just have a mean streak. Maybe for other reasons.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You hate other women.

You want to be the center of attention.

You want to compete with them in your social life.

You’ve fantasized about (or acted upon) a desire to steal their men from them.

You do that “being a horrible witch” straight to her face with a smile thing that some women do.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

I’m looking for marriage and family with a toxic hottie. Tell me if this sounds like you:

You hate other women.

You want to be the center of attention.

You want to compete with them in your social life.

You’ve fantasized about (or acted upon) a desire to steal their men from them.

You do that “being a horrible witch” straight to her face with a smile thing that some women do.

Sound something like you? Then I want to know you.

At the end of the day, I’m looking for something pretty wholesome. Marriage, family, church, a social life.

But I want to share it all with a toxic woman who wants to fuck other men on the side and be low key (or high key) nasty to other women.

I’m pretty open about how you want to play that… maybe you want to get into the conservative housewife social game? Maybe you want a double life and keep it compartmentalized. I’m open minded - I just want my toxic woman to be happy.

I’m the type of guy who tends to live life on his own terms. I’ve walked an unconventional path, live a cool and unconventional lifestyle, and I want a beautiful woman to share it all with. I’m resilient, a relentless problem solver, and a generally hard-hearted, pragmatic, stoic sort of guy with a right-wing political philosophy defined by brutality and power.

I want that kind of woman who loves be the exception to the way a harsh, masculine man sees and interacts with the world. The woman who likes being the special exception that gets all of his tenderness and love.

If you’re my kind of toxic woman, send me a chat. Tell me about the nastiest thing you’ve ever done in a female/female social dynamic.

If so, be my wife? 🙃

I’ve dated some women with crazyyyy body counts over the years and it drives me absolutely wild for her.

We’re talking women with hundreds of notches in the ol’ bedpost and it had me like 😍😍😍

I’m looking for the real deal with a highly promiscuous woman. Marriage, family, eternal happiness, perpetual closeness.

I see three main types of women who might find appeal in this ad and there is room at the table for all of you.

You’re a highly promiscuous woman who wants the stability of marriage and family, but you don’t want to quit your promiscuous ways. You want to be free to keep sleeping with other men as you please but you also want to move your life forward

You’re a highly promiscuous woman who wants to “retire.” Choose one man. Settle down. Maybe in the depths of your soul that you haven’t yet admitted to yourself, you know you won’t be very excited about the kind of sex life you’d have with the kind of man who is marriage material.
You don’t have a high body count - yet. But you want to change it, and you still want love and marriage and family.

If this is you, I want to meet you.

For my part, I’m a cuck through and through. My ideal situation is that she’s psychotically jealous and possessive of me while she spreads her legs effortlessly for any man with a heavy dick who knows how to make her cum. The contrast of her freedom and her intense possession of me drives me insane.

I’m not interested in anything casual. If you’re attached, I don’t want to hear from you. This is NOT fantasy, this is NOT dirty talk (Clearing this up because I’ve recently gotten a spike of time waster DMs from people who evidently think people don’t find serious relationships here).

For my part, I’m a hard-working, creative businessman who tends to pour himself fully into everything he does. I am highly ambitious and I’ve carved a very non-traditional path out for myself that I enjoy walking immensely.

I’m an interesting mix of “dead fucking serious” and “light-hearted and goofy.” The takes will be piping hot and served at high volume. My scorn and contempt for weakness in other men is palpable. I’m your classic “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” type of conservative and am deeply content to let the losers who can’t do it starve.

I bring an intense passion to my responsibilities as a man to my future wife and future children. I don’t do anything halfway, and family will be no exception. I will love you, provide for you, and obsess over you like it’s my job because it is. I am a born wife guy and the only thing missing is his wife.

If you’ve read this far, you should send me a chat and let’s get to know each other.

If so, be my wife? 🙃

I’ve dated some women with crazyyyy body counts over the years and it drives me absolutely wild for her.

We’re talking women with **hundreds** of notches in the ol’ bedpost and it had me like 😍😍😍

I’m looking for the real deal with a highly promiscuous woman. Marriage, family, eternal happiness, perpetual closeness.

I see three main types of women who might find appeal in this ad and there is room at the table for all of you.

You’re a highly promiscuous woman who wants the stability of marriage and family, but you don’t want to quit your promiscuous ways. You want to be free to keep sleeping with other men as you please but you also want to move your life forward
You’re a highly promiscuous woman who wants to “retire.” Choose one man. Settle down. Maybe in the depths of your soul that you haven’t yet admitted to yourself, you know you won’t be very excited about the kind of sex life you’d have with the kind of man who is marriage material.
You don’t have a high body count - yet. But you want to change it, and you still want love and marriage and family.

If this is you, I want to meet you.

For my part, I’m a cuck through and through. My ideal situation is that she’s psychotically jealous and possessive of me while she spreads her legs effortlessly for any man with a heavy dick who knows how to make her cum. The contrast of her freedom and her intense possession of me drives me insane.

I’m not interested in anything casual. If you’re attached, I don’t want to hear from you. This is NOT fantasy, this is NOT dirty talk (Clearing this up because I’ve recently gotten a spike of time waster DMs from people who evidently think people don’t find serious relationships here).

For my part, I’m a hard-working, creative businessman who tends to pour himself fully into everything he does. I am highly ambitious and I’ve carved a very non-traditional path out for myself that I enjoy walking immensely.

I’m an interesting mix of “dead fucking serious” and “light-hearted and goofy.” The takes will be piping hot and served at high volume. My scorn and contempt for weakness in other men is palpable. I’m your classic “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” type of conservative and am deeply content to let the losers who can’t do it starve.

I bring an intense passion to my responsibilities as a man to my future wife and future children. I don’t do anything halfway, and family will be no exception. I will love you, provide for you, and obsess over you like it’s my job because it is. I am a born wife guy and the only thing missing is his wife.

If you’ve read this far, you should send me a chat and let’s get to know each other.

If this is you, we should talk:

You want to have the perception of being a good, traditional woman.

You want to be seen as a good wife, a good mom, a good Christian. But in reality, the PERCEPTION is more important to you than the reality.

In reality, you want to go to the bars most nights. You want to drink and do drugs, hookup with douche bags, and just generally give in to hedonism.

You want to secure your future and your stability more than you want to actually settle down.

If that’s you, then hello: I’m the guy god put on this earth to love you.

I’m a pretty strait-laced, clean-cut type of guy. I’ve got an adventurous spirit and a great sense of humor, but I burn with the intensity of a thousand sons and I go so fucking hard at everything I do.

I love to learn about history, and my big obsession in the last year has been really trying to understand how the world works. Human nature, crime, unintended consequences… it fascinates me (expect to hear a lot about the cartels and defense tech companies and the arms race with China, I’m NOT sorry 🙃). love to take long walks and explore, enjoy great food and immaculate vibes, and the ideal woman will get me out for nightlife more often but also love a good night rotting on the couch together.

I have a cool and unusual lifestyle and I’m looking for someone fun to share it with. I want a woman who loves with her whole heart, even if being a bad girl makes her a bad wife sometimes. I don’t know what that balance looks like yet, but I know that when I find it, I’ll know it when I see it.

Non-negotiables: Must want children, must want to be a “homemaker” aka unfaithful slut, and must be right-leaning in her politics

If this sounds like you, shoot me a DM

If this is you, we should talk:

You want to have the perception of being a good, traditional woman.

You want to be seen as a good wife, a good mom, a good Christian. But in reality, the PERCEPTION is more important to you than the reality.

In reality, you want to go to the bars most nights. You want to drink and do drugs, hookup with douche bags, and just generally give in to hedonism.

You want to secure your future and your stability more than you want to actually settle down.

If that’s you, then hello: I’m the guy god put on this earth to love you.

I’m a pretty strait-laced, clean-cut type of guy. I’ve got an adventurous spirit and a great sense of humor, but I burn with the intensity of a thousand sons and I go so fucking hard at everything I do.

I love to learn about history, and my big obsession in the last year has been really trying to understand how the world works. Human nature, crime, unintended consequences… it fascinates me (expect to hear a lot about the cartels and defense tech companies and the arms race with China, I’m NOT sorry 🙃). love to take long walks and explore, enjoy great food and immaculate vibes, and the ideal woman will get me out for nightlife more often but also love a good night rotting on the couch together.

I have a cool and unusual lifestyle and I’m looking for someone fun to share it with. I want a woman who loves with her whole heart, even if being a bad girl makes her a bad wife sometimes. I don’t know what that balance looks like yet, but I know that when I find it, I’ll know it when I see it.

Non-negotiables: Must want children, must want to be a “homemaker” aka unfaithful slut, and must be right-leaning in her politics

If this sounds like you, shoot me a DM

If this is you, we should talk:

You want to have the perception of being a good, traditional woman.

You want to be seen as a good wife, a good mom, a good Christian. But in reality, the PERCEPTION is more important to you than the reality.

In reality, you want to go to the bars most nights. You want to drink and do drugs, hookup with douche bags, and just generally give in to hedonism.

You want to secure your future and your stability more than you want to actually settle down.

If that’s you, then hello: I’m the guy god put on this earth to love you.

I’m a pretty strait-laced, clean-cut type of guy. I’ve got an adventurous spirit and a great sense of humor, but I burn with the intensity of a thousand sons and I go so fucking hard at everything I do.

I love to learn about history, and my big obsession in the last year has been really trying to understand how the world works. Human nature, crime, unintended consequences… it fascinates me (expect to hear a lot about the cartels and defense tech companies and the arms race with China, I’m NOT sorry 🙃). love to take long walks and explore, enjoy great food and immaculate vibes, and the ideal woman will get me out for nightlife more often but also love a good night rotting on the couch together.

I have a cool and unusual lifestyle and I’m looking for someone fun to share it with. I want a woman who loves with her whole heart, even if being a bad girl makes her a bad wife sometimes. I don’t know what that balance looks like yet, but I know that when I find it, I’ll know it when I see it.

Non-negotiables: Must want children, must want to be a “homemaker” aka unfaithful slut, and must be right-leaning in her politics

If this sounds like you, shoot me a DM

If this is you, we should talk:

You want to have the perception of being a good, traditional woman.

You want to be seen as a good wife, a good mom, a good Christian. But in reality, the PERCEPTION is more important to you than the reality.

In reality, you want to go to the bars most nights. You want to drink and do drugs, hookup with douche bags, and just generally give in to hedonism.

You want to secure your future and your stability more than you want to actually settle down.

If that’s you, then hello: I’m the guy god put on this earth to love you.

I’m a pretty strait-laced, clean-cut type of guy. I’ve got an adventurous spirit and a great sense of humor, but I burn with the intensity of a thousand sons and I go so fucking hard at everything I do.

I love to learn about history, and my big obsession in the last year has been really trying to understand how the world works. Human nature, crime, unintended consequences… it fascinates me (expect to hear a lot about the cartels and defense tech companies and the arms race with China, I’m NOT sorry 🙃). love to take long walks and explore, enjoy great food and immaculate vibes, and the ideal woman will get me out for nightlife more often but also love a good night rotting on the couch together.

I have a cool and unusual lifestyle and I’m looking for someone fun to share it with. I want a woman who loves with her whole heart, even if being a bad girl makes her a bad wife sometimes. I don’t know what that balance looks like yet, but I know that when I find it, I’ll know it when I see it.

Non-negotiables: Must want children, must want to be a “homemaker” aka unfaithful slut, and must be right-leaning in her politics

If this sounds like you, shoot me a DM

I have a lot of strengths, and one of them is self awareness. Here’s a taste:

I tend to date women way out of my league physically because I know how to treat a woman right.

I believe a man’s role is to protect and provide for his wife. To take care of her every need. To make her feel safe, and heard, and respected, and adored.

I communicate like a champion and conflict with me won’t even feel like a fight if you just follow my lead.

But even though I’m generally a highly disagreeable person, for her, I am a pushover. I’ll let her have her way all the time. I’ll take care of the big picture, but when I want Italian for dinner and she wants sushi - we’re getting sushi.

I make sure to provide for her sexual needs on the next level too. That’s why she gets to fuck all the hung men she wants and lazily use me in bed (or deny me when her studs have satisfied her and she’s not interested).

I’m a put together guy, working in digital media. I lead an interesting life, am a stoic problem-solver type, and generally take a lot of pleasure in being on top of shit in my life.

I’m looking for a special beautiful woman who wants a husband who will treat her like a princess. If you want kids, marriage, and a fun and adventure-filled life together, send me a DM. Let’s chat. (P.S. I’m not a troglodyte or anything, I just date women hotter than me lmao. Just to be clear)

If this is you, we should talk:

You want to have the perception of being a good, traditional woman.

You want to be seen as a good wife, a good mom, a good Christian. But in reality, the PERCEPTION is more important to you than the reality.

In reality, you want to go to the bars most nights. You want to drink and do drugs, hookup with douche bags, and just generally give in to hedonism.

You want to secure your future and your stability more than you want to actually settle down.

If that’s you, then hello: I’m the guy god put on this earth to love you.

I’m a pretty strait-laced, clean-cut type of guy. I’ve got an adventurous spirit and a great sense of humor, but I burn with the intensity of a thousand sons and I go so fucking hard at everything I do.

I love to learn about history, and my big obsession in the last year has been really trying to understand how the world works. Human nature, crime, unintended consequences… it fascinates me (expect to hear a lot about the cartels and defense tech companies and the arms race with China, I’m NOT sorry 🙃). love to take long walks and explore, enjoy great food and immaculate vibes, and the ideal woman will get me out for nightlife more often but also love a good night rotting on the couch together.

I have a cool and unusual lifestyle and I’m looking for someone fun to share it with. I want a woman who loves with her whole heart, even if being a bad girl makes her a bad wife sometimes. I don’t know what that balance looks like yet, but I know that when I find it, I’ll know it when I see it.

Non-negotiables: Must want children, must want to be a “homemaker” aka unfaithful slut, and must be right-leaning in her politics

If this sounds like you, shoot me a DM

If this is you, we should talk:

You want to have the perception of being a good, traditional woman.

You want to be seen as a good wife, a good mom, a good Christian. But in reality, the PERCEPTION is more important to you than the reality.

In reality, you want to go to the bars most nights. You want to drink and do drugs, hookup with douche bags, and just generally give in to hedonism.

You want to secure your future and your stability more than you want to actually settle down.

If that’s you, then hello: I’m the guy god put on this earth to love you.

I’m a pretty strait-laced, clean-cut type of guy. I’ve got an adventurous spirit and a great sense of humor, but I burn with the intensity of a thousand sons and I go so fucking hard at everything I do.

I love to learn about history, and my big obsession in the last year has been really trying to understand how the world works. Human nature, crime, unintended consequences… it fascinates me (expect to hear a lot about the cartels and defense tech companies and the arms race with China, I’m NOT sorry 🙃). love to take long walks and explore, enjoy great food and immaculate vibes, and the ideal woman will get me out for nightlife more often but also love a good night rotting on the couch together.

I have a cool and unusual lifestyle and I’m looking for someone fun to share it with. I want a woman who loves with her whole heart, even if being a bad girl makes her a bad wife sometimes. I don’t know what that balance looks like yet, but I know that when I find it, I’ll know it when I see it.

Non-negotiables: Must want children, must want to be a “homemaker” aka unfaithful slut, and must be right-leaning in her politics

If this sounds like you, shoot me a DM

WM4WF/AF

This is my ultimate weakness. I’m a man with many psychologically complex kinks, but none of them get me like this one does:

What I’m looking for is a good, traditional, christian conservative woman who is obsessed with getting her cervix beat up by heavy black dick.

I want a life where we have both things: Traditional marriage, lots of love and stability, and a happy future together… and you needing to get your pussy stretched by a hung black guy like you need air.

If that’s you… you should definitely keep reading.

I’m a pretty strait-laced, clean-cut type of guy. I’ve got an adventurous spirit and a great sense of humor, but I burn with the intensity of a thousand sons and I go so fucking hard at everything I do.

I love to learn about history, and my big obsession in the last year has been really trying to understand how the world works. Human nature, crime, unintended consequences… it fascinates me (expect to hear a lot about the cartels and defense tech and the arms race with China, I’m NOT sorry 🙃). I love to take long walks and explore, enjoy great food and immaculate vibes, and the ideal woman will get me out for nightlife more often but also love a good night rotting on the couch together.

I have a cool and unusual lifestyle and I’m looking for someone fun to share it with. I want a woman who loves with her whole heart, even if being a bad girl makes her a bad wife sometimes. I don’t know what that balance looks like yet, but I know that when I find it, I’ll know it when I see it.

Non-negotiables: Must want children, must want to be a “homemaker” aka unfaithful slut, and must be right-leaning in her politics

If this sounds like you, shoot me a DM

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This is my ultimate weakness. I’m a man with many psychologically complex kinks, but none of them get me like this one does:

What I’m looking for is a good, traditional, christian conservative woman who is obsessed with getting her cervix beat up by heavy black dick.

I want a life where we have both things: Traditional marriage, lots of love and stability, and a happy future together… and you needing to get your pussy stretched by a hung black guy like you need air.

If that’s you… you should definitely keep reading.

I’m a pretty strait-laced, clean-cut type of guy. I’ve got an adventurous spirit and a great sense of humor, but I burn with the intensity of a thousand sons and I go so fucking hard at everything I do.

I love to learn about history, and my big obsession in the last year has been really trying to understand how the world works. Human nature, crime, unintended consequences… it fascinates me (expect to hear a lot about the cartels and defense tech and the arms race with China, I’m NOT sorry 🙃). I love to take long walks and explore, enjoy great food and immaculate vibes, and the ideal woman will get me out for nightlife more often but also love a good night rotting on the couch together.

I have a cool and unusual lifestyle and I’m looking for someone fun to share it with. I want a woman who loves with her whole heart, even if being a bad girl makes her a bad wife sometimes. I don’t know what that balance looks like yet, but I know that when I find it, I’ll know it when I see it.

Non-negotiables: Must want children, must want to be a “homemaker” aka unfaithful slut, and must be right-leaning in her politics

If this sounds like you, shoot me a DM