u/Backroads34

The good:

House trained.

Can bark on demand.

Will watch your tiktoks.

Golden retriever energy.

Makes killer food and smoked masterpieces.

Goes to the gym and trains legs.

Always comes back with the milk.

*notabot

The bad:

I sing in the shower.

Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.

Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.. no, don’t sue me. That is opposite the point I’m trying to make.

You’re required to tell me what you’ve been listening to lately. It’s all part of my evil plan to steal music for my playlist. I also accept cookies, whats your favorite kind?

I’m a dad of two. Maybe more if the pets are allowed a vote. My life is busy but stable, and I’ve got time and attention for the right person. I’m usually up early, but maybe we can become the reason each other stays up too late.

I’m looking for a long term connection with someone who wants conversation, flirting, attention, and something that feels exciting again. Open to voice notes, calls, feelings, and maybe meeting someday if everything clicks naturally. Not looking to change anybody’s situation though.

Let’s make our days a little more fun.

If you're looking for a normal, sane guy who isn't a freak you're in luck!

I have green eyes, auburn hair and I'm HWP. I take care of myself and go to the gym 6 days a week, even when I really don't want to. It's the highlight of my day. I'm looking for someone who can start as a friend and grow into more. I'm a good communicator, listener and respectful all the way around.

I'm very much in-between hobbies but music and good food is the way to my soul. Please add to my gym playlist or teach me a recipe.

I love to yap about everything and nothing at all. Even better I'll listen to you yap about everything and nothing at all. Tell me all of the tea!

You miss the shots you don't take... so I'm shooting mine in hopes that there's someone out there nearby who's missing a little extra and wants something with no mess.

Hope to hear from you!

And then as you repeat the word it keeps on sounding weirder and weirder? Or how language even started? Who the hell looked at a pineapple and thought... yes, this is now called a pineapple. Then we just started naming things willynilly.

These are the questions I ponder when walking my doggo. Please have the answers, even if they're true stories you just made up. This will come in handy cause I'm a dad of two and constantly asked 'why?'

Music is the way to my soul and I listen to absolutely everything. Yes, even that weird song you're thinking of. Feed my gym playlist! I'm HWP and go to the gym 6 days a week. It's probably the highlight of my day. I'm taking it seriously and want to do a natural show in a year. It doesn't matter to me if you’re not a gym-goer though (but it'd be cool if there's someone out there who is)

Other than that... I'm in-between hobbies. Going wherever the wind blows right now... and it's currently telling me to plant 48 sunflowers in my yard. I have lots of availability during the day, nights and most weekends too.

Just looking for someone to carve some space out, fun chats and maybe a little bit of mischief if the stars align.

Hope to hear from you!